Yo Momma so fat that when she sky dives she bounces off the face of the earth, flies under the sun, and the chinese people say "Eclipse"

yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid

yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote

Yo mamma so stupid she tries to read between the lines...with amagnafying glass and a microscope.

 

Yo mamma so tough she peed standing and made YOU sit. (classic I know )

yo mama so poor her face his on the front of a foodstamp

yo mama so poor she drives a peanut

Yo momma so poor when I stepped on her cigarette she yelled, "Why'd you turn off my heat"?

yo momma so poor she writes with her own blood (that's sad)

yo mama so fat ppl jog around her for exercise

yo mama so hairy u almost died of rugburth at birth

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapears

yo mama so old her social security number is 1

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

 

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!

 

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.

 

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma so ugly she has to put a bag on her head to get a dog to hump her leg!

 

You momma so ugly when she walks into the bank they turn off the cameras

Yo momma so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with an application

 

Yo momma so ugly when she was born they put tinted windows on her incubator

Yo momma so ugly she has to sneak up on her mirror

 

Yo momma so ugly when she was born the doctor took one look at her and slapped her parents

Yo momma so ugly when she threw a boomerang it didn't come back

 

Yo momma so ugly they call her Moses because every time she steps in the lake, the water parts

Yo momma so ugly they call her Taco Bell cuz when people see her they run for the border

yo mama is twice the man u r

yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed

yo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention

yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

Yo momma so nasty, people mistake her for an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet (crab joke)

Yo momma so hairy, you can find her hanging off the Empire State Building

yo mama so stupid she saw a black guy in white and called him a twinkee(lol my own, its probly not good though)

yo mama so stupid she saw a black guy in white and called him a twinkee(lol my own, its probly not good though)

 

I think you mean a hoho

 

Yo momma so dirty her parents had to put chlorine in her bath tub (idk :-/)

Yo momma so hairy, she made Don King say "Daaaaammmnnn!!!!!!!"

lol

yo mama so tall she tripped in michigan and hit her head in florida

yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent

yo mama so bald you could see whats on her mind

yo mama so hairy bigfoot is taking her picture

Yo mamma is so fat, that when she dives off the diving board the whole earth is covered in water. -fails-

yo mama so stupid she thought a lion was a over sized dog

Yo momma so stupid, Carlos Mencia's jokes are about her

yo mama so fat ppl say shes related to a pig

Yo momma so fat, Spain claimed her for the New World

yo mama so old she helped god make earth

Yo momma so old, God used her wrinkles as bedsheets

yo mama so old she met napolian from france

Yo momma so old, she babysat Jesus

yo mama so old she lived with the dinosuars

Yo momma so dirty, when she when she pointed her finger for directions, sand came out uf her fingernails

yo mama so old she was related to frankenstin