Alright, it's time for the greatest battle to ever shake the foundations of KH13. Are you ready? 

 

There aren't really any rules to this battle, per se, but this is basically how it works:

• You can join or leave the battle at any time. 
• There are no official 'teams'. feel free to form your own alliances.
• You can use any form of attack/defense/general havoc causing action from any character from any story, be it a video game, movie, or even book. Heck, it can even be real life or something you just made up.
• Feel free to use any weapon you wish (if you feel like making use of a weapon), at any point. You can use a particular weapon in one comment, and you can still use it next time, or you can just forget you even had that weapon and move on to some other random weapon you never used before. Feel free to make it crazy, like one comment you can be wielding a sword, next comment, you're in a tank. Or make it interesting and have the sword turn into a tank if you want. 
• Make up the environment and use it to your advantage. I've had a friend push me off a "conveniently-placed cliff" before.
• The more ridiculous this battle gets, the better.
• You can make up actions that make no difference or do anything but make the situation more crazy. Like, you can choose to start dancing in the middle of the battle, if you wish. 
• NEW GUIDELINE: To make things simpler- if you're performing a joint-attack with another user, I'd say you should tag their comment. It'll make it easier to understand who's attack you're basing yours off of.

It sounds confusing, but it's actually pretty basic. Like, here's an example battle between myself and two other made-up users (first bullet is the format I'm using to demonstrate what happens):

• [username]: "[text in comment]" 
• Jim: "Stands on battlefield triumphantly"
• eddy34: "runs at Jim with giant sword"
• Jim: "backflips over eddy and lands on his shoulders"
• Kim03: "Sends a giant rhino to headbutt eddy and Jim to the moon"
• eddy34: "summons his keyblade armor and lands on the moon in an epic stance"
• Jim: "throws the moon, with eddy on it, at kim"

So, does that make sense to you guys? It's pretty simple, just have fun with it. Feel free to ask a question if you're confused.

Edited January 7, 201312 yr by Jim

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*Casts Firaga on you* I can't just let you get away, either!

He's also gonna be mad you stole his Abridged li- OW, MY ANTLERS! *Transforms back to human form, and slashes Keyblades at you* Take THAT!

*Abs take the blow like a champ*

*breaks Keyblade in half, defying logic*

*removes your void, which is a giant rubber ball, porpoises it, and kills you*

*Goes SSJ God with Mystic and Kaiokenx50 and breaks barrier*

*Grabs Dawnie and hugs*

MY SISTER! WHERE HATH YOU BEEN ED!

We have like, 11 more to use without a big bang anyway.

Being adorable on walks with my dog P= Sometimes I just rather spend hours with him and not face people much......humans confuse me......anyways, I love my dog >w<;;;;

 

Also I bought some books today too.

 

And i'm gonna put up a force feild SOOO strong now, your gonna take LOADS of damage just TOUCHING it P=

 

 

Also its pink. Cuz I love pink, even on days when I wanna be alone a bit more lol (though, even on those days, i tend to visit my dog a lot, i think he's a really cheerful person to hangout with^^).

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Being adorable on walks with my dog P= Sometimes I just rather spend hours with him and not face people much......humans confuse me......anyways, I love my dog >w<;;;;

 

Also I bought some books today too.

 

And i'm gonna put up a force feild SOOO strong now, your gonna take LOADS of damage just TOUCHING it P=

 

 

Also its pink. Cuz I love pink, even on days when I wanna be alone a bit more lol (though, even on those days, i tend to visit my dog a lot, i think he's a really cheerful person to hangout with^^).

HA! YOU THINK THAT CAN STOP ME! I PHASE THROUGH DIMENSIONS!!!

*Abs take the blow like a champ*

*breaks Keyblade in half, defying logic*

*removes your void, which is a giant rubber ball, porpoises it, and kills you*

*My spirit collects the Dragon Balls in an instant, and wishes myself back to life* Woo, much better. *Summons Keyblades, both of which are fixed* If we're going to use Dragon Ball attacks here... *Uses a Kamehameha on you, and follows it up with a Spirit Bomb* I'd like to see your abs take THAT blow!

*Casts Firaga on you* I can't just let you get away, either!

Oh yeah? Well i cast Ballonga!

I'm gonna give up on force feilds for now and sit back with some freeze dried strawberries (don't have any irl tho. dun like the messiness much, even though they are tasty~just wanted a cool sounding healthy snack...P=) and watch you all fight EACH OTHER. Don't bother attacking me, though. I'm much too cute to be attacked...>w<;;; heeheehee.

*My spirit collects the Dragon Balls in an instant, and wishes myself back to life* Woo, much better. *Summons Keyblades, both of which are fixed* If we're going to use Dragon Ball attacks here... *Uses a Kamehameha on you, and follows it up with a Spirit Bomb* I'd like to see your abs take THAT blow!

*Eats them and gains back all Ki spent on other attacks*

*Uses True Super Big Bang Final x20 Kamehameha full charge into your face and kills you again*

Ha ha, you died and unless you go to Namik and get lucky with Parunga (Since I am his step son) you ain't revivan for a year~

 

Oh yeah? Well i cast Ballonga!

I cast DEFLATEAGA!

I'm gonna give up on force feilds for now and sit back with some freeze dried strawberries (don't have any irl tho. dun like the messiness much, even though they are tasty~just wanted a cool sounding healthy snack...P=) and watch you all fight EACH OTHER. Don't bother attacking me, though. I'm much too cute to be attacked...>w<;;; heeheehee.

If they tried, honey, I would bust em up. Already double killed one dude.

Oh yeah? Well i cast Ballonga!

I cast Graviga! Those balloons aren't going anywhere now!

 

*Eats them and gains back all Ki spent on other attacks*

*Uses True Super Big Bang Final x20 Kamehameha full charge into your face and kills you again*

Ha ha, you died and unless you go to Namik and get lucky with Parunga (Since I am his step son) you ain't revivan for a year~

 

I cast DEFLATEAGA!

If they tried, honey, I would bust em up. Already double killed one dude.

*Goes to Namek, gets lucky with Parunga, and returns* Oh yeah, don't I get three wishes?

*gives chars a very powerful umbrella to WIN with*

 

I mean, you call me adorable (which is true. but no one else is telling me it!!! aww they are too shyyyy~) so I might as well help you out P=

*gives chars a very powerful umbrella to WIN with*

 

I mean, you call me adorable (which is true. but no one else is telling me it!!! aww they are too shyyyy~) so I might as well help you out P=

 

I cast Graviga! Those balloons aren't going anywhere now!

 

*Goes to Namek, gets lucky with Parunga, and returns* Oh yeah, don't I get three wishes?

Nope, not today. Papa Parunga piscarion tziu carzara monkint!

Parunga: *In English* I understand, my son. You, you are pure evil*Points at Axel*. *Removes your revival and gives me an extra life then suicides*

Great, you killed my step dad. HE WAS THE FIRST STEP DAD I LIKED YOU SON OF A! *Removes you from time with hyper umbrella given to him by Dawnie*

Thanks Dawnie.

Edited April 28, 201312 yr by Guest

Nope, not today. Papa Parunga piscarion tziu carzara monkint!

Parunga: *In English* I understand, my son. You, you are pure evil*Points at Axel*. *Removes your revival and gives me an extra life then suicides*

Great, you killed my step dad. HE WAS THE FIRST STEP DAD I LIKED YOU SON OF A! *Removes you from time with hyper umbrella given to him by Dawnie*

Thanks Dawnie.

Your welcome *curtsy~*

 

*get's out cheerleading pom poms and cheers for you (if your okay with that)(try to be for my sake! i'm your friend!!! )*

 

GOOOOOOOO CHARSY!

 

Your welcome *curtsy~*

 

*get's out cheerleading pom poms and cheers for you (if your okay with that)(try to be for my sake! i'm your friend!!! )*

 

GOOOOOOOO CHARSY!

 

*Sets fire to the sun in aproval*

Nope, not today. Papa Parunga piscarion tziu carzara monkint!

Parunga: *In English* I understand, my son. You, you are pure evil*Points at Axel*. *Removes your revival and gives me an extra life then suicides*

Great, you killed my step dad. HE WAS THE FIRST STEP DAD I LIKED YOU SON OF A! *Removes you from time with hyper umbrella given to him by Dawnie*

Thanks Dawnie.

*Reappears in time using time magic* You know, why are we fighting in the first place again? I don't exactly remember.

 

*Sets fire to the sun in aproval*

And how do you set the sun on fire?

*Reappears in time using time magic* You know, why are we fighting in the first place again? I don't exactly remember.

 

And how do you set the sun on fire?

I don't, but I am.

WITH MY AWESOME DRAGON BREATH!

*Shoots you full of Dragon breath and turns you back into a deer*

BALD GUY MULTIPLEX!

I don't, but I am.

WITH MY AWESOME DRAGON BREATH!

*Shoots you full of Dragon breath and turns you back into a deer*

BALD GUY MULTIPLEX!

*Transforms back into human* Can't believe I fell for that again... You're a tough one, possibly the toughest I've ever fought. *Goes into Keyblade armor* Looks like I'll have to get serious! *Uses Judgement Triad on you, followed by Chain Rave*

walks sexily into battlefield

*Transforms back into human* Can't believe I fell for that again... You're a tough one, possibly the toughest I've ever fought. *Goes into Keyblade armor* Looks like I'll have to get serious! *Uses Judgement Triad on you, followed by Chain Rave*

*Pulls out a giant muffin and stuffs you in it, bakes you, then eats you*

OM NOM NOM!

yum, can i have some of that muffin?

*Pulls out a giant muffin and stuffs you in it, bakes you, then eats you*

OM NOM NOM!

*Busts out through your stomach, alien style* I won't be defeated that easily!

repeats what IItNeverGetsBetterThanThis did to you

repeats what IItNeverGetsBetterThanThis did to you

*Busts out of your stomach* I won't fall for the same trick twice anymore!

*Busts out through your stomach, alien style* I won't be defeated that easily!

HA HA HA! THAT WAS NOT ME BUT A CLONE

HA HA HA! THAT WAS NOT ME BUT A CLONE

Clones, eh? Two can play at that game. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! *Creates hundreds of clones of myself*

Clones, eh? Two can play at that game. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! *Creates hundreds of clones of myself*

*Uses MindJack system of battle so enemy's(that's you) can't hurt he player pretty much but player (That's me) can kill all he wants8

DIE DIE MISSILE BARRAGE! 8Shoots your clones full of holes*