Ladies and jellyfish, I invite you to embark on a very perilous yet exciting adventure. This is the tale...of Blarg Wars...

 

In a galaxy far, far away....blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg, bla-blarg blarg blarg. In this time, Blarg Vader blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg Dark Side.

 

Then there was Blarg Skywalker, who blarggity blarg, blarg blargitty blarg blarg blarg blarg blue milk blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg robots blarg blarg tiny black midgets blarg blarg blarg Blarg Kenobi.

 

Soon, they blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg Blarg Solo and Chew-blargga blargitty blarg blrag Blarg Falcon b-b-blarg and blargging up the blarg till it can't blarg no more.

 

And then on the Death Blarg, blarg blarg blarg blarg cheap parlor trick blargitty blarg blargga, buh blarg blarg dissapearing act blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blraggy blarg escape blarg blarg blarg blarga, blrag blarg blarg blarg times infinity and beyond. Wait, wrong story...

 

Anyway, it all ended with blrag blarg blarg blarg and blarg blarg some more. And of course, with every epic adventure that has enfolded like this, there is always one single question left at the end: BLAAAAAARG?

 

And so concludes Blrag Wars. Credit goes to xobilvionx13 for giving me this idea to yet again waste everybody's time. And yes, there will be more.

needs more blarg

But everything blarged when the blarg nation blarged.

What a blarg-iful story. Didn't waste my time at all!

Wow, that was incredible. The secret moral lesson of this tale is life altering. Always be true to your friends and yourself, even when it seems the most harmful thing to do.

 

Thank you again, you just made me realize stuff about myself I had never realized. And it's all because of you Firaga...

But everything blarged when the blarg nation blarged.

 

Hold on now. I'll get to that story later in time.

Fascinating. Can't wait for more. Blargh.

Edited February 13, 201313 yr by Noobles

This is all I can think of when reading that

what the blargh??

Hold on now. I'll get to that story later in time.

oh god ಠ_ಠ

I will buy the rights to blargh off you Firaga for 10000000000000000000000 munny!

This is all I can think of when reading that

 

You did this the last time I made a Blarg thread.

My life has taken a whole new meaning.

I will buy the rights to blargh off you Firaga for 10000000000000000000000 munny!

 

I got a better idea: get on your knees....

You did this the last time I made a Blarg thread.

Hahaha, did I? Well then it's like...a message from the past o.e

Holy blarg what have I done

Holy blarg what have I done

 

You have inspired greatness, my chulo.

And then... The Blorg came.  They wanted to ablorginate all blorgforms in the blorgaxy.

And then... The Blorg came.  They wanted to ablorginate all blorgforms in the blorgaxy.

 

Blorg? It's Blarg. -_-

Blorg? It's Blarg. -_-

 

 

-_- Okay, now you're just trying to piss me off...but you're not. Instead, I'm loling.

-_- Okay, now you're just trying to piss me off...but you're not. Instead, I'm loling.

Good, because that was never my intention.  Different universe and all.