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[align=center]What is the Death Clock, you may ask, yet I can only provide one answer:

 

The Death Clock is a online timer. Simple type in your birthday and BMI and select your view on life: Normal, Pessimistic, Sadistic, or Optimistic. Check you Death Clock and the Death Clock will begin it's countdown until your dying day, informing you of the seconds you have left to live.

 

You may try it out, if you wish, but know that it is only an educated guess. You could die a horrid death or live much longer than the Death Clock suggests, just know that the Death Clock provides a mere estimation using facts.

 

My death will be...

 

Normal: Sunday, October 22, 2073

Pessimistic: Saturday, August 25, 2057

Sadistic: Saturday, October 22, 2033 ( seconds move much faster, lol )

Optimistic: Friday, January 9, 2088

 

 

Are you brave enough to find out your Death Clock?

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The Death Clock[/align]

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[align=center]What is the Death Clock, you may ask, yet I can only provide one answer:

 

The Death Clock is a online timer. Simple type in your birthday and BMI and select your view on life: Normal, Pessimistic, Sadistic, or Optimistic. Check you Death Clock and the Death Clock will begin it's countdown until your dying day, informing you of the seconds you have left to live.

 

You may try it out, if you wish, but know that it is only an educated guess. You could die a horrid death or live much longer than the Death Clock suggests, just know that the Death Clock provides a mere estimation using facts.

 

My death will be...

 

Normal: Sunday, October 22, 2073

Pessimistic: Saturday, August 25, 2057

Sadistic: Saturday, October 22, 2033 ( seconds move much fast, lol )

Optimistic: Friday, January 9, 2088

 

 

Are you brave enough to find out your Death Clock?

?

The Death Clock[/align]

 

Day of Birth:27

Month of Birth: july

Year of Birth: 1993

Sex: girl

Mode:optomistic

BMI*: 18

Smoking Status: non

Sunday, November 18, 2091

normal: Monday, July 2, 2074

 

pessimistic: Friday, April 13, 2057

 

sadistic: Sunday, July 2, 2034

 

optimistic: Monday, August 3, 2099

 

i have more than two billion seconds left of life : D

this is my normal:Monday, June 15, 2076

Pessmistic: Saturday, April 6, 2058 (<--- three days after my birthday! DX)

Sadistic:Sunday, June 15, 2036

Optimistic: Sunday, June 15, 2036

 

wow, 2 sundays One sturday and One Monday..

hmmmm and all in warm weather...

Mine:

Normal: July 3, 2073

Pesimistic: May 12, 2056

Sadistic: July 3, 2033

Optimistic: September 4, 2084

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this is my normal:Monday, June 15, 2076

Pessmistic: Saturday, April 6, 2058 (<--- three days after my birthday! DX)

Sadistic:Sunday, June 15, 2036

Optimistic: Sunday, June 15, 2036

 

wow, 2 sundays One sturday and One Monday..

hmmmm and all in warm weather...

 

[align=center]Your sadistic and optimistic death days are the same?

Ironic.[/align]

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  • Here are my death dates! Strangely, I prefer the pessimistic one, since it's one day after my birthday ~ And it's not really a pessimistic date, I'll be 63 !

 

 

Saturday, September 6, 2070 {Normal}Friday, June 26, 2054 {Pessimistic}Friday, September 6, 2030 {Sadistic}Monday, November 3, 2092 {Optimistic}[/align]

Normal: Sunday, August 19, 2074 (Age 79)

Pessimistic: Saturday, June 11, 2050 (Age 55)

Sadistic: Saturday, August 19, 2034 (Age 39)

Optimistic: Saturday, October 18, 2098 (Age 103)

Taking the average of those: 69.

Aww...could be worse though.

But way to spoil a Saturday...-_-'

this is my normal:Monday, June 15, 2076

Sadistic:Sunday, June 15, 2036

Optimistic: Sunday, June 15, 2036

 

 

You would die on my birthday Dx

 

Normal:

Tuesday, August 27, 2075

Pessimistic:

Tuesday, June 23, 2054

Sadistic:

Monday, August 27, 2035

Optimistic:

Saturday, October 27, 2085

roflmao, Disoriented, two of your death dates are on my birthday.

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