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The KH13 Counter Cult

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i have gathered you all here today as a message to the influx of cutlists that have infiltrated the safety of our shittywonderful community.  In such a thread of worship, we will all love and respect each other and our love for one man's mustache

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the stash of freddie mercury

there is only one simple commandment to follow for worshiping such wonderful facial hair

1) don't be a dick

 

today's prayer will be a simple one:

"oh godly hair

who has left this earth

on the face of a beloved musician

give me the strength

to be like a tiger

defying the laws of gravity

 

in the stache's grace"

 

we allow all types of people in this house of worship to come together to honor the lost of such great heroes.  as long as you're not like, an asshole.

 

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    Sounds good.  I'm in.

    all hail freddie's stache 

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    Worship amazing mustache! 

    But I'm allergic to hair!

    sounds like my kind of cult

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    But I'm allergic to hair!

    its not just any hair

    its holy hair

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    its not just any hair

    its holy hair

    But I'm-*Stabs self with epipen* Aleeergic!

    if there's free food, I'm in

    Oh wonderful and all-powerful stache, we ask of you to let us live another day. Thank you.

    so does this stache tell us who's allowed to go into bathrooms?

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    the stache has no bodily functions it has to worry about and therefore does not give any shits who goes where to piss and poop

    I am destined to join

    the stache has no bodily functions it has to worry about and therefore does not give any shits who goes where to piss and poop

    i like this deity more and more.

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    i like this deity more and more.

    just dont like poop on the middle of an elevator

    thats kind of being a dick

    just dont like poop on the middle of an elevator

    thats kind of being a dick

    well, yeah.  someone's got to clean that up.

    this is awkward but i'm in ALL HAIL THE HOLY STACHE

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    this is awkward but i'm in ALL HAIL THE HOLY STACHE

    it is not awkward to believe in the power of the stache

    it is not awkward to believe in the power of the stache

    I'm sorry don't kick me out of the cult
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    I'm sorry don't kick me out of the cult

    its ok

    as far as i can tell you are not a douchebag

    its okas far as i can tell you are not a douchebag

    That takes a load off my chest
    https://www.kh13.com/forums/topic/51055-the-kh13-counter-cult/
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