YOU HAVE DENIED MY OFFER OF A PEACEFUL TRANSITION.

 

I offered you the chance to surrender, and none of you chose that path. Your time is up... for tomorrow... or perhaps the day after... I WILL UNLEASH THE EPIDEMIC,

 

What is this epidemic you ask?

 

A long time ago, inagalaxyfaraway on this very site, there was a sexually depraved gentleman... and that sexually depraved man firetruck*ed a Squirrel. And in that action, he brought upon this world...

 

SQUAIDS.

 

 

Squaids, ladies and gentleman. SQUIRREL AIDS. Unfortunately for everybody, that man then got lucky with an actual person... Squaids, in its nature being completely terribly efficiently contagious, eventually... ahem... caught on.

 

 

Almost everybody had it. I believe even Cellar Door's pants were infected at a point... but, eventually it faded away. No one is sure why. Some believe that people just stopped having sexytime, and others believed that a cure was introduced... I can not wager a guess as to what it was... all I know, is I never was cured of the illness. And thusly, I am still infected.

 

I have held off from sexytiem for so long as to preserve the contamination... putting a plan together... and now, my plan is set in place.

 

 

 

THE PLAN.

 

 

So my plan is this. I have taken samples of my blood, and loaded them into a machine that will turn it into a pure aerosol form, and it will promptly infect all of you...

 

 

 

Your damnation is inevitable.

 

 

Prepare yourself. Say goodbye to your loved ones... secks them up for the last, not at all furry or sticky time, and embrace your fate.

 

You could have prevented this.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

Edited April 11, 201312 yr by RoxSoxKH

*** Sprays you with Lysol ******

NOT THE SEXYTIME

I just don't even

 

 

 

I have collected enough ainokurai to dispel this!

 

Edited April 11, 201312 yr by Sikota Urinakano

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Brownies lack need for oxygen, your plan has failed.

So. Is this thread not important to those who surrendered?

 

 

 

 

*Goes into brownie HULK form*

And now we go together.

wut

So. Is this thread not important to those who surrendered?

INDEED.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Brownies lack need for oxygen, your plan has failed.

 

*Goes into brownie HULK form*

And now we go together.

BROWNIE! I must eat you! Sorry! Just kidding.

also misuse of the word GENTLEMAN

 

 

 

 

 

Sir! Anti-body missiles ARMED AND PRIMED! Awaiting orders!

Also, I'm pretty certain this plane is equipped to fight a biological threat...

Edited April 11, 201312 yr by Javelin434

so i kinda skimmed it...are we good

INDEED.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

 

 

 

 

 

Sir! Anti-body missiles ARMED AND PRIMED! Awaiting orders!

 

 

*Goes into brownie HULK form*

And now we go together.

 

I have my allies. My tactician will be dragged into this without him noticing and then you will also face the wrath of ainokurai from its source. Surrender now, or the Order of Twilight's Dawn will declare war.

INDEED.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

No fair. So...why do you choose these chosen few? What makes them so special. I may or may not surrender, so you have more minions, but I can't lend you my life. I WILL gladly follow. (Maybe) but I won't follow your leadship. I can give money! I PAY YOU AS I WORK FOR YOU! Worker paying the leader! HOW'S THAT FOR A SWITCH?

No fair. So...why do you choose these chosen few? What makes them so special. I may or may not surrender, so you have more minions, but I can't lend you my life. I WILL gladly follow. (Maybe) but I won't follow your leadship. I can give money! I PAY YOU AS I WORK FOR YOU! Worker paying the leader! HOW'S THAT FOR A SWITCH?

I will let you free, so long as you sign a contract stating you will never start a rebellion. Also, if you want to avoid Squaids you will never be able to have sexy time again.

No fair. So...why do you choose these chosen few? What makes them so special. I may or may not surrender, so you have more minions, but I can't lend you my life. I WILL gladly follow. (Maybe) but I won't follow your leadship. I can give money! I PAY YOU AS I WORK FOR YOU! Worker paying the leader! HOW'S THAT FOR A SWITCH?

They've been on this site longer than any of us. So they either get "preferential treatment" or they're close friends with each other...

They've been on this site longer than any of us. So they either get "preferential treatment" or they're close friends with each other...

I like them. I like you all, but I can only take so many in the enviro-shield.

I will let you free, so long as you sign a contract stating you will never start a rebellion. Also, if you want to avoid Squaids you will never be able to have sexy time again.

Give me the Contract. 'Member, A quarter per 5 minutes.

Give me the Contract. 'Member, A quarter per 5 minutes.

Deal.

Sign here... there... here... there....right there... over here... over there... initial there...

Deal.

Sign here... there... here... there....right there... over here... over there... initial there...

Signed here, there, here, over there, right there, and over here, over to there, and my initial there.

YOU HAVE DENIED MY OFFER OF A PEACEFUL TRANSITION.

 

I offered you the chance to surrender, and none of you chose that path. Your time is up... for tomorrow... or perhaps the day after... I WILL UNLEASH THE EPIDEMIC,

 

What is this epidemic you ask?

 

A long time ago, inagalaxyfaraway on this very site, there was a sexually depraved gentleman... and that sexually depraved man firetruck*ed a Squirrel. And in that action, he brought upon this world...

 

SQUAIDS.

 

 

Squaids, ladies and gentleman. SQUIRREL AIDS. Unfortunately for everybody, that man then got lucky with an actual person... Squaids, in its nature being completely terribly efficiently contagious, eventually... ahem... caught on.

 

 

Almost everybody had it. I believe even Cellar Door's pants were infected at a point... but, eventually it faded away. No one is sure why. Some believe that people just stopped having sexytime, and others believed that a cure was introduced... I can not wager a guess as to what it was... all I know, is I never was cured of the illness. And thusly, I am still infected.

 

I have held off from sexytiem for so long as to preserve the contamination... putting a plan together... and now, my plan is set in place.

 

 

 

THE PLAN.

 

 

So my plan is this. I have taken samples of my blood, and loaded them into a machine that will turn it into a pure aerosol form, and it will promptly infect all of you...

 

 

 

Your damnation is inevitable.

 

 

Prepare yourself. Say goodbye to your loved ones... secks them up for the last, not at all furry or sticky time, and embrace your fate.

 

You could have prevented this.

 

I will spare a chosen few. Weiss will be spared, out of the goodness of my heart. Shera Wizard will be spared. Shan09 will spared, for I have no desire in taunting a god. Flaming Lea will be spared, and so will Xaon. Protoman - spared.

 

My definition of spared here being... they will still be infected but only through the piston action, and not through aerosol. Some of them being part of my harem, and others being part of the hierarchy... some will be spared completely of infection, but they will wear on their lapel a button that will contaminate them at the first sign of insurrection.

if someone where to actually believe this.....LOLOLOLOL!!!

Signed here, there, here, over there, right there, and over here, over to there, and my initial there.

Annnnd there we go. Welcome to salvation.

Annnnd there we go. Welcome to salvation.

Yay.

I will let you free, so long as you sign a contract stating you will never start a rebellion. Also, if you want to avoid Squaids you will never be able to have sexy time again.

Don't worry, she would never let anyone touch her anyway.

I have my allies. My tactician will be dragged into this without him noticing and then you will also face the wrath of ainokurai from its source. Surrender now, or the Order of Twilight's Dawn will declare war.

Also, I called in every Mary Sue hero and every teen in the entirety of the earth with air masks made to delete Squaids from their area. WE HAVE AN ARMY AND A HULK!