What are the lamest pick up lines you've heard?

 

Here are some of the ones I know :

Those are nice jeans, may I test the zipper?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Hey do you remember me? I met you in my dreams!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

 

I have more but I'm lazeh

 

DISCUSS

You'd better stay quiet coookie stealer.

*in demonic voice of pure evil* Cookies have no power over me. *transforms and is about to snap Rox's head*

calm down Kevin. Cookie Stealer shut up now b4 I take ur sanity from u again

Take it! Take it!

-in a gracious move, Oblivion swoops in to save this thread-

so-

its a good thing im a pokemon trainer, i can handle your jigglypuffs!

Giz and Kevin making out in a tree... dirty teenagers take your clothes off

Shut up cookie stealer! Don't you have anyone more to annoy?

Nope... you two are ripe for the picking!

I shouldn't have come here this night.

I should be sleeping, it

Nope... you two are ripe for the picking!

 

one last shot my friend and your sanity will be repossessed.

Go on V.I.R.T.S.

are you a judge, because u stole the case of love from me

(^ i got asked that 2dai...)

Have my babies.

I got asked that today O_e ^

I lost my number, can I have yours?

 

I heard that at the end of "Wonder (If She'll Get It)" by Superchick! I love that pickup line!

Well Tricia, can I have it or not?

Sure! ^^ It's (555)555-5555.

AWESOME! *dials*

Random pizza guy w/ accent: Hello? This is Pizza Hut. What would you like?

Paolette: I WANT TRICIA IN MAH PANTS!

R.P.G.W.A.: Okay, and what kind of toppings?

Paolette: SMEXXINESS!

R.P.G.W.A.: Okay. Do you want any drink with that?

Favourite pick-up lines ever:

 

1) "I like that outfit on you, it would look even better on my floor."

 

2) "That shirt is very becoming on you, if I was on you I'd be coming too!"

 

3) "Do you have a raisin? No? How about a date?"

 

4) "I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? No? Would you like some?"

 

HAHA!

WIN!

I love those