What are the lamest pick up lines you've heard?

 

Here are some of the ones I know :

Those are nice jeans, may I test the zipper?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Hey do you remember me? I met you in my dreams!

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

 

I have more but I'm lazeh

 

DISCUSS

'if i had a choice of apple pie, or u, id choose u'

fail, just wanted to try

'I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?'

Im douche, your bag LOVE MEH.

Your my answer to everything

 

Screw Samus, i lurv u.(For Video game nerds)

 

Hrmm...not bad ^_^

"Can I put bacon on your head? 'Cuz you're smoking."

"If I was a Jedi, would you be my force?"

"I'd like to read your shirt in braille."

 

/failfailfail 8D

"Look at me, I can be, your everlasting memory. Fall in love, again and again, fall in love, and taste my sweet sin." /poetry fail

'when i walk around, i see u glow, r u sure ur simaler to the sun'

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

 

Good thing i'm a country boy in some parts of my heart.

'u sure ur not free tonight, i made a hot meal for a hot person like u'

"Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?"

-in a gracious move, Oblivion swoops in to save this thread-

so-

its a good thing im a pokemon trainer, i can handle your jigglypuffs!

 

that made me lol so much.

'r udating, or can i just call u tonight'

'The human body has 206 bones... Would you like one more?'

 

(that one works for guys )

'u look hot, can i cook eggs on u'

"You better stop, drop, and roll - cause you're on fire!"

im like a rubik cube. the more u play me the harder i get

 

"There's only one more thing sexier than you, and that's you with no shirt, tight Wranglers, and a cowboy hat."

 

ROFL Phail. I have cowboys on the brain.

 

Good thing i'm a country boy in some parts of my heart.

 

*whistles* WHAT'S YOUR JEAN SIZE?!

'what size r u, a d cup or a c cup, cuz ill take both'

lol

At first touch, my skin is warm, because your blazin' hot bod is firin' me up."

"I know where you live. And I know when you go to sleep." >DDDDD

do u work with the UPS?

i could swear u were checking out my package

Vanitas, you got some good ones.

 

"They sent me to the asylum, because I went crazy for you."

Lame... (Hence the topic title, lame pick up lines, but this was too lame for even a lame pick up line. )

Girl: hey, why are you skulking around this shed

Me: because i'm the president of the star trek fan club, come in and i'll take you to galactagon and back

girl:why are you in my house and in my stuff

me:fbi im looking in your stuff, for evidence, to prove your totally hot

(totally fail)

"Good thing i've got fire-proof clothes, cause your totally ON FIRE!" /shot