So the other day, I noticed that my Mangoes keep looking at my other fruit, and then they start whispering to each other and laughing. So my train of thought was like,  "I think they're making fun of the other fruit... "

 

So I confronted them about it and they said like "other fruits don't respect the authority of mangoes. Mangoes are the best fruit, and they just don't get that." and I was like "Mangoes, you're being completely racist here. Other fruit have just as much a right as you do to exist" and then the mangoes giggled and they looked me right in the eye and said "they should be squashed"

 

^ Your face right now. ^

 

So I got mad, and I was like, "YOU GUYS ARE RACIST"  and then they got offended! And then I was like "so what, you're offended that I called you a racist? Well shit bitch that's not my problem. Don't be racist and you won't get your shit all messed up by being called out"

 

And then the mangoes flipped me the bird, and they rolled away. I didn't quite know what their problem was, until this afternoon when they cornered me on the way to the bathroom. They stabbed me in the shin with a knife, and I lost a lot of blood. Ruined the carpet. But that's beside the point, the actual point is: I'm at war with my mangoes.

 

So, the point of this thread, besides telling you guys how racist my mangoes are, is to ask a simple question: Can you help me? I need some backup here. Like I said, I lost a lot of blood, so I'm weak. And even if I was at full strength, it's one against like... five. Maybe more. I'm not sure how many mangoes I actually have, the produce store had them priced at a dollar a pound so I just put them in a bag and I didn't really count.  Point is, I need some reinforcements. I asked the apples and the oranges, but they don't want to get involved in the conflict.

 

Help me out, guys.

I'll help Roxsox. Lets take out those wetskined mangos!

Hello, RoxSox.

 

This a representative of the Anti Food Racism Assumption Committee or the Afrac for short. We hear your claims but we can assure you that the mangoes are not in any way racist. Rather, this is a very hurtful term for foods of any kind. While your accusation may or may not have been correct, calling a fruit racist is the equivalent of calling a human a piece of ****. For this reason I ask for you not to do this again. The mangoes mean you and any other foods no harm. We do hope you understand this and stop your accusations against our community we are trying to raise.

 

Love, Weiss, representative of Afrac.

So basically you said to a gang that their racist, they flicked you off and than stabbed you...

Hello, RoxSox.

 

This a representative of the Anti Food Racism Assumption Committee or the Afrac for short. We hear your claims but we can assure you that the mangoes are not in any way racist. Rather, this is a very hurtful term for foods of any kind. While your accusation may or may not have been correct, calling a fruit racist is the equivalent of calling a human a piece of ****. For this reason I ask for you not to do this again. The mangoes mean you and any other foods no harm. We do hope you understand this and stop your accusations against our community we are trying to raise.

 

Love, Weiss, representative of Afrac.

 

They mean no harm? They stabbed me in the fucking shin.

They mean no harm? They stabbed me in the fucking shin.

And yet you are still able to type this message out. Clearly, they know their limits.

Punch them in the snout

They mean no harm? They stabbed me in the fucking shin.

Your poor carpet! ;~;

Punch them in the snout

DON'T YOU MEAN

KILL THOSE MANGOES