I went to Japan today in my private hedgejet today. When I arrived I decided to visit SE headquarters. Lo and behold who do I find but the big man himself.

Nomura. Me and him had a good chat. I even got an interview which I will include below

 

--So now that KH 1.5 had a release date will we be seeing a 2.5 announcement?

Nomura: We'll see (dry laugh)

 

--What about Kingdom Hearts 3? Any plans?

Nomura: Please be patient and wait a little longer.

 

--Well what can you tell me?

Nomura: I can tell you the release date of 1.5 (wry laughter)

 

--I think we're done here

 

 

But that's not the important part. The important part is that now, I have been offered a special job by him. He noticed my unique hedgehoggyness and the fact that I'm also an animated girl made by Monty Oum. When he did he asked me if I'd like to be his pet hedgehog. Now, this is interesting as I've been his pet hedgehog before. I assume it may be the fact that my quills are styled different or maybe the fact I'm also an animation now throws him off. He's willing to pay me 500$ an hour to be his pet hedgehog which means I'd have to move to Japan for a while. 

 

So, KH13, should I take this job for a while?

It's a lie!

It wasn't Nomura!It was a hedgehog molester in disguise!

YES HEDGEHOG and tell him of our(my) AWESOMENESS

He should have offered treats with your salary. I call injustice!

 

It's a unique opportunity, Weiss. If you decide to take the job, at least demand more things.

It's a lie!

It wasn't Nomura!It was a hedgehog molester in disguise!

I know Nomura though. He has the same scent as Nomura.

 

YES HEDGEHOG and tell him of our(my) AWESOMENESS

I will consider it, Kely.

 

He should have offered treats with your salary. I call injustice!

 

It's a unique opportunity, Weiss. If you decide to take the job, at least demand more things.

You are right Door! I will see how much bigger I can make the bargain.

he should have ate you the hedgehogs must die

I know Nomura though. He has the same scent as Nomura.

Do you have any idea how crafty this guy is?! I've dealt with him in the past. He has his ways...

I need to keep my friend safe from sexual abuse.

But Weiss, without you, who's gonna be keeping the forum alive with hedgehogs, bots and all kinds of KH13 goodies?

 

Nomura can find another hedgehog.

But Weiss, without you, who's gonna be keeping the forum alive with hedgehogs, bots and all kinds of KH13 goodies?

 

Nomura can find another hedgehog.

I can still be on the forum daily. I'll just need to stay and do petlike things also. 500$ an hour could be used for a lot.

Edited May 8, 201312 yr by Weiss

think you need to create a poll. Makes decision making easier.

 

speaking of polls, I got a poll I have to create.

Edited May 8, 201312 yr by Xamtweth-ReMIXed

$500 per hour? Thats probably his budget to make KH3!!

JOIN HIM WEISS AND FULFILL YOUR DESTINY