Hello, I'm King Flangleflesh. I was resurrected by Xaon a while back, and I would like to show my appreciation by recruiting fresh bodies members! Join us, and together, peace shall spread across the many nations of the world!
"What is in it for me?" You might ask. Well, I'll tell you.
Not only will you gain the abilities of a Monkey, you will also be eligable for Monkey discounts at any store! All you have to do is go grab something you like, shove it in your pocket/jacket, and leave! No Questions asked!
Doesn't that sound delightful? Join us! Xaon will be proud!

Flangy, No... Just... no.

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the random war got old and ended long ago

Well, too bad. I intend to bring it back! POWER TO THE MONKEY/PEOPLE!

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the random war got old and ended long ago

This. 

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the random war got old and ended long ago

but you still wont let me re join the army...

but you still wont let me re join the army...

See? The great Weiss is not as good as Weiss appears! Join us!

My ainokurai stocks are more than enough to dispel you're so called army.

How cute. It talks. Like a parrot, but in monkey form!o

My ainokurai stocks are more than enough to dispel you're so called army.

 

How cute. It talks. Like a parrot, but in monkey form!o

Mock me now... but you wait... once my army is formed, I will eliminate you all!

but you still wont let me re join the army...

You never asked me to join 

Well now that you all have commented on this thread. You have been infected.

You never asked me to join 

what? i did like a billion times...

Well now that you all have commented on this thread. You have been infected.

no no nonononono NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*MASSIVE SIGH* 

No.  

My ainokurai stocks are more than enough to dispel you're so called army.

Mock me now... but you wait... once my army is formed, I will eliminate you all!

Sikota, can I dissect the talking monkey?

No...just no.

Sikota, can I dissect the talking monkey?

Haha, Good luck. You know not of my location.

Well now that you all have commented on this thread. You have been infected.

Immune 

 

what? i did like a billion times...

no no nonononono NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Then you're in

what? i did like a billion times...

no no nonononono NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Xylek. Since I am 008 and you are 1/2 I demand you join.

Haha, Good luck. You know not of my location.

Hold on, I must prepare. After your dissection, would you like to be grinded, incinerated, stretched, dismembered, or left to rot?

"King" Ha. A fool that is a tool ain't cool, but a fool. This is not just a rule, tool, but a jewel that will be bashed in your head as I get red in the face with the rage and the mace that will lace yo face and yo race your tail chasing face will spin out and into my train and splatter yo brain at the speed of light, alright I have the might to bash you and smash yo with more than words but with clubs an ticks with brambles and bricks that will rip your face in so may place es that the miserable tools you call subordinates will look at your remains and cry in shame then they will proclaim that they-like you-are lame and so will go your fame like your brain that's just pieces on my train: flying off like a rock et you met with the rest I will best you, don't make ma have to. I will hit and smash your account with more than rap from my mouth, your alerts will be worst of your nervousness and once you're gone you will finally realize your cause was long gone, then forgotten

 

Well now that you all have commented on this thread. You have been infected.

I cannot be "Infected" by anything. Besides, your false prophet will drown in his own blood.

Edited May 11, 201312 yr by Guest

Mock me now... but you wait... once my army is formed, I will eliminate you all!

You know not the infinite properties of ainokurai.

You know not the infinite properties of ainokurai.

Nor dose he see to know my true power.

Xylek. Since I am 008 and you are 1/2 I demand you join.

fine...GOD!

Immune 

 

Then you're in

just like that? its that easy?

fine...GOD!

just like that? its that easy?

for you it is

for you it is

yyyyyyyyaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy and to think i had random train me in sec...  ummm woooooo yay awesome  any chance of me getting my old position back?