*rules*

-Say a number with the word 'spam' first.

example: "spam 1"

-The number you say must be +1 to the person before you.... it has to be consistant to please dont have any random text like conversations or anything unless you type "spam 50" or what ever number we are upto

-Follow the rules or get reported

 

*START*

Spam 1

...

Can I join this spam war? Haha war is always fun!

.. well ofc you can! watch out! -shoots spam-

spam is soooo [gets hit by spam]

WHO0O HIT ME WHO WHO WHOOOOOO

 

 

SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE TODAY

BY BEING SPAMED TO DEATH

[GETS OUT SPAM MINEGUN]

bring it on betch! xDDDD

do you even know what a mingun is

[loads the gun with spam]

[and not the good spam

the bad spam

do YOU know what a Luzze is!?

not relly

 

heres a mine gun [and yes i know i spelled it worng]

 

*walks into room*

o.O What. The. Crap. IS GOING ON????

EEP!

*ducks to avoid spam*

I'm getting outta here!

*runs away*

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[starts to fire the spam minigun]

-Throws at everyone-

 

YES I MUST JOIN IN FOR THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP IS INCLUDED IN EVERYTHING!

THAT'S WHAT I'M COOKIN'!

Does it taste good? Lolz

 

BANKAI!!!!! *shoots spam out of bazooka everywhere*

[gets hit by spam guy]

AWWW GET THIS SPAM GUY OFF OF ME

Now, Spam-guy, use your Jazz-Hands attack!

I NONONONON

[REACHES FOR CARJACKMADEOFSPAM AND STARTS TO BEAT SPAM GUY WITH]

GET........THE.............HELL............OFF............MEEEEE

AHH! flying Spam men!!!!! What kind of a place is this?!?

AAAAGGGHHH!!!

*Spam man lands on her*

ACK! What does spam have to so heavy?

AHH! flying Spam men!!!!! What kind of a place is this?!?

AAAAGGGHHH!!!

*Spam man lands on her*

ACK! What does spam have to so light?

 

i dont know

 

 

[hits spam with spam and knouks off the spam man off sushi]

YAY! U saved me!! *hugs*

YAY! U saved me!! *hugs*

 

I DONT LIKE HUGS GETTTT OFF MEEEEEE

[hits sushi with spam .....and a carjack.............. and a crankshaft]

OMG! Traitor! U side with the Spam now?!

*Shoves spam down throat*

u will eat it and get fat! MwahahahaHAHAHA!

NO I JUST DONT LIKE BEING HUGED

[iNDUCES VOMIT OF SPAM ON TO SUSHI]

o.O

 

 

Ew! Ew! EEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Grossness!!!!

*takes antibacterial bath*

eeeewwww! I still smell like up-chuck spam!!!!

*sprays Lysol*

*cough, cough*

That was low!

-backs away slowly- ... .__.

hay it works right???

 

OMG ITS THE ELOSVE LUZZE

I MOST THROW SPAM AT IT

[trows spam at luzze]

-falls-

-lands on my butt-

 

.. oh ... oh.. did you just throw spam at me`? DID YOU JUST THROW SPAM AT ... MEH!?

-gets the spam-zooka-

yay i did and watch yay gona do about it

 

IM INVISIBLE

[shot for 007 refrences]