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Scythes, Turtles, and Poohsticks

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I'd like to share an experience, if you don't mind. It involves me looking like a fool somewhere along the line(your eyes are now glued to the screen, hah hah.)

 

I have a turtle that I got on my 11th birthday(I'm 15 now). I got him in a mall. How he lasted four years with me, I'll never know. (I keep forgeting he's up there!) I named him Howdy, after my favorite ham-ham. (Ten points to anyone who can tell me about him and the show he comes from.) Well, Tuesday I decided it's time to let him go. Around 50 years ago, an old hotel founded on some hot mineral springs, Hampton Springs, was destroyed. There's a park not too far from here(minutes by car) that was made out of the rubble. The 'healing' springs pool is still there(and still smells like sulfur), along with remains of what used to be the front wall, atrium, and fountain. Along lots of grass, space, trees, and a bridge that leads to no where(well, it leads to the other side of the river in back of the park, but there's nothing there but a little walkway). It's really pretty. And hardly anyone goes there. That's why my little band of Organization cosplayers are going to do their work there. :P Anyway, I let him loose in the river, and after a long goodbye, watched him swim off to find a little girl turtle and make many turtle babies. Since me, my mother, and my grandfather were there, I suggested we play a round of Poohsticks. For anyone who doesn't know what Poohsticks is: it's a game(yes, it came from Winnie the Pooh. Disney runs in our viens instead of blood) where each person gets a different stick, then go to a bridge. All of the players stand on one side, then drop their sticks into the water at the same time. Then they go over to the other side and watch. Who ever's stick made it under the bridge first wins. (I won both rounds, by the way.) Well, while looking for sticks, I found a stick that looked exactly like Marly's scythe. It was long and straight and it had two smaller curved branches coming out the side of one end. My granddaddy found one that looked exactly like one of Xaldin's lances(okay, it was super long and it had flared out cracked small branches on one end) and my mom found one that looked like Donald's staff! (Okay, it was short. I was on a roll here!) Well, my mom and granddaddy(here comes the me a fool part) had to wait on the bridge for a few minutes while I tried to bust some moves with the Marly stick. I swung it around like an asylum inmate and tried to copy his move where he throws it down to block Axel's chakrams. Yeah, FAIL. And the worst fail of all? Once when I reared back, the bottom end of the stick caught the pocket of my jacket and decided it was comfy. I stood there for nearly a minute trying to get the sucker out. When I did, I went right back to making Marly look like a crackhead. Ah, good times.

 

Did I mention I won both rounds of Poohsticks? I've also won Poohsticks more times than anyone else in my family. I'm a Poohsticks champ.

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Oh my! That was such a lengthy comment it'll take me years to read. Ah! *faints*

Get to readin. NAH im just messin with ya, so did your urtle find a girl turtle?

Haha, I always wanted to get a turtle but never could. We had a lot of different types of pet but my mom didn't want certain pets. Didn't like them I guess. And the part about the sticks, i've done that many times but I do it with friends. I remember I created a blade in grade 7 and my friends and I started messing around with sticks and cardboard weapons LOL. Good times :)

I used to have a turtle, but then my mother decided we shouldn't have a turtle anymore...T_T (Hampton the Hamster show? Its been a long time so my memory isn't good T_T)

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Get to readin. NAH im just messin with ya, so did your urtle find a girl turtle?

 

Hopefully.

HES A PERVERT THOUGH! Whenever I used to change clothes in my room, he'd peek over the edge of his container!

 

Haha, I always wanted to get a turtle but never could. We had a lot of different types of pet but my mom didn't want certain pets. Didn't like them I guess. And the part about the sticks, i've done that many times but I do it with friends. I remember I created a blade in grade 7 and my friends and I started messing around with sticks and cardboard weapons LOL. Good times :)

 

Ah, yes. Me and my high school sophomore friends do that every day. Beat each other awesome with sticks. :D

 

I used to have a turtle, but then my mother decided we shouldn't have a turtle anymore...T_T (Hampton the Hamster show? Its been a long time so my memory isn't good T_T)

 

Awwww... what kind was he? Howdy was a red-eared slider. (And no. Not even close.)

I used to have a turtle' date=' but then my mother decided we shouldn't have a turtle anymore...T_T (Hampton the Hamster show? Its been a long time so my memory isn't good T_T)

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Awwww... what kind was he? Howdy was a red-eared slider. (And no. Not even close.)

 

My memory...is no good on me. All I remember, was that he was a box turtle, I think he had some red lines across his eyes horizontally.

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Awww, curse your memory. What was his name, or did you forget that too? xD

Awww, curse your memory. What was his name, or did you forget that too? xD

 

I don't think we gave him a name.....my childhood memories are almost completely faded from me.

Ham-ham from that show...

 

HAMTARO!

Hamtaro is a hamster that lives as a girls pet, he loves nibbling on the curtains and Sunflower seeds, he hangs with alot of hamsters in a clubhouse underground.

 

Now where are my damn points xD.

HES A PERVERT THOUGH! Whenever I used to change clothes in my room, he'd peek over the edge of his container!

 

Well, if you put him in your room, where else he could see?

 

 

Awww, curse your memory. What was his name, or did you forget that too? xD

 

I don't think we gave him a name.....my childhood memories are almost completely faded from me.

 

O.O While I give away names to almost everything, all of my (ever) pets and even Plants! (ones at individual pot, especially cactus)

Get to readin. NAH im just messin with ya' date=' so did your urtle find a girl turtle?

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Hopefully.

HES A PERVERT THOUGH! Whenever I used to change clothes in my room, he'd peek over the edge of his container!

 

 

Wow i've had my turtle for about 5 years that i found on the highway. And that is one perverted turtle.

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Ham-ham from that show...

 

HAMTARO!

Hamtaro is a hamster that lives as a girls pet' date=' he loves nibbling on the curtains and Sunflower seeds, he hangs with alot of hamsters in a clubhouse underground.

 

Now where are my damn points xD.

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*showers in points*

Actually, I hate Hamtaro(the dude, not the show), Bijou, Boss, Ox, etc. They hardly ever gave the others any screentime. HOWDY DEXTER STAN FTW FOO

 

Get to readin. NAH im just messin with ya' date=' so did your urtle find a girl turtle?

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Hopefully.

HES A PERVERT THOUGH! Whenever I used to change clothes in my room, he'd peek over the edge of his container!

 

 

Wow i've had my turtle for about 5 years that i found on the highway. And that is one perverted turtle.

 

O.o Daaang

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