when you need to pee and the bathroom's taken.

so you go do something while you wait for it to be free

and when you hear the flush you go running

but someone just took it again.

so you say 'i call the bathroom when ___'s done, kay?'

and then you get told to [generic chore]

so you say 'after i use the restroom plzz'

but your [parental figure] goes 'no cuz then itll nvr b dun'

so you go do [generic chore]

by the time youre done the bathrooms taken again

you start to camp now, just sitting outside the door

the person inside starts to yell at you 'standn outside tha dorr wun maek me go fster'

so you start pounding on the door to try and maek them go fster

and you get yelled at by your [parental figure] to stop

so youre just standing out there

needing to peeeeeeeeeeeeee

and finally like ten minutes later because the person inside must have been constipated or something because damn that took a long time

you get to pee

 

/end

Inorite? I mean, there's times when you just gotta go, and you can't because someone else thinks that their bladder is better than yours.

Inorite.

I'm glad I have two bathrooms in mah house

there are two in mine as well, but the seconds in the basement by the cat litter and through a pile of junk and the soap always seems to be out and the toilet paper always seems to be soggy or magically disappears so only my dad uses it.

 

@coded

INORITE? ZOMG. D8

One is in my parents room and the other is right across the hall from my room

LOL...

Cella, your entire person is of WIN.

On topic...

Wait, I'll say it in a moment... I gotta wiz;

._. Dude. That sucks... like a lot.

 

OH THIS REMINDS ME.

I hate it when like everyone comes home after dinner and races to claim one of the two bathrooms.

Also when you decide to be nice and throw your empty ice cream cup away while others throw them on the counter and leave them for someone else to pick up, which is you.

Then the cat throws up her dinner, so you decide to be nice and clean that up.

AS WELL AS BY THE TIME YOUR BLADDER CAN NOT WAIT ANYMORE... the bathrooms are occupied by two people... who by the smell you can tell are dropping a bomb in there.

THEN you have to choose which smell is more bearable and wait for that person to come out and you're stuck under a cloud of waste and febreeze.

And just when you thought all your troubles were over, the toilet paper is out and nobody will help you get some. D8<

You know what I mean? o-o;

 

LONG STORY SHORT, I THINK I FEEL SOME OF YOUR PAIN.

My house has three bafrooms and a backyard.

Well, my sister is older now and has her own family, so the bathroom by my room is free now!! >8D We have three bathrooms in my house too, one is by my room in the hallway, the other is in my parent's room and another one is next to our kitchen at the beginning of our house, but I never really use it and it is pretty much abandoned. I remember when my sister lived here how she would always stay in the bathroom and I would get in trouble for yelling at her to hurry up! ;A;

i have one bathroom and 6 people that have there bladders the size of golf balls.

 

by the time i go to the bathroom, my urge went away.

My house has three bafrooms and a backyard.

 

so do i ha