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Indiana Blarg: Raiders Of The Lost Blarg

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For the latest installment in the "Blarg" thread series, we tackle a story that is well embedded in the minds of all people who enjoy a good flick. An instant classic, mind you.

 

Yes, this is the tale of Indiana Blarg: Raiders Of The Lost Blarg.

 

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The year is blarg. Professor Indiana Blarg blargs the blarg and blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg blargitty. An old enemy, Rene Blarg, blargs blarg blargitty blargitty blargen blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg-blarg. The Blarg is believed to carry a blarg that blarg blarg blarg blarg Nazis blarg. Then, blargitty blargitty blarg-blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg. Until, however, blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg, blarg-blarg blargitty, which turns into a blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blargitty blarg-blarg. And in the end, the Nazis blarg blarg the blarg of the blarg blarg blargitty blarg.

 

Now that's what I call a story, ladies and blargs.

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That was really blarging something with all those blargs.

My favorite part was when blarg blargitty blarg blarg.

I really liked the part where blarg blarged his younger blarg.

That was a terrible waste of time. I never wanna see it again, so please, nobody quote my posts! (That's how much I didn't like it. You've officially ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark.)

Now I propose a challenge.  Replace blarg with real words.  hur hur hur

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That was a terrible waste of time. I never wanna see it again, so please, nobody quote my posts! (That's how much I didn't like it. You've officially ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark.)

 

Now I propose a challenge.  Replace blarg with real words.  hur hur hur

 

I hope you two are being sarcastic, because this is like the 5th or 6th time I've told a story like this, and everyone else seems to really enjoy it. :)

I hope you two are being sarcastic, because this is like the 5th or 6th time I've told a story like this, and everyone else seems to really enjoy it. :)

blarg

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blarg

 

I'll take that as a yes. xD

I hope you two are being sarcastic, because this is like the 5th or 6th time I've told a story like this, and everyone else seems to really enjoy it. :)

No wonder why it sounded so blarging stale.

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No wonder why it sounded so blarging stale.

 

Hey, I haven't done this in a blarging long time, and I'd like to think I blarged back on a good blarg.

I hope you two are being sarcastic, because this is like the 5th or 6th time I've told a story like this, and everyone else seems to really enjoy it. :)

What part about don't quote my post don't you understand?!?!? If I asked you not to do it, you should have known that I was not being sarcastic. No offense, but I think this kind of story was for stupid people, & the people who liked it were stupid, too. I don't even care whether you were stupid to make it or not, I just did not like it, so I do not want to be brought back here! Why can't you understand that?!?!? :

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What part about don't quote my post don't you understand?!?!? If I asked you not to do it, you should have known that I was not being sarcastic. No offense, but I think this kind of story was for stupid people, & the people who liked it were stupid, too. I don't even care whether you were stupid to make it or not, I just did not like it, so I do not want to be brought back here! Why can't you understand that?!?!? :

 

Looks like somebody pissed in your coffee this morning, brother. lol

Interesting plot. The blarg part got me good, I had no idea it was coming. Next should be Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Blarg xD

That was a terrible waste of time. I never wanna see it again, so please, nobody quote my posts! (That's how much I didn't like it. You've officially ruined Raiders of the Lost Ark.)

 I'm not actually replying to anything you said, I just wanted to piss you the hell off.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I thought that in the end, the Blarzi's all had their blargs blarged off?

 I'm not actually replying to anything you said, I just wanted to piss you the hell off.

:x Why would you want to piss me the hell off? You are a cruel guy! I was right! No one cares about me on KH13.com! :

What part about don't quote my post don't you understand?!?!? If I asked you not to do it, you should have known that I was not being sarcastic. No offense, but I think this kind of story was for stupid people, & the people who liked it were stupid, too. I don't even care whether you were stupid to make it or not, I just did not like it, so I do not want to be brought back here! Why can't you understand that?!?!? :

Because saying "No offense" totally makes that not offensive. Also, if you tell people not to quote you, they'll do it on purpose. :P

Well, that just makes me want to murder them. Punch them to death. Punch them 'till there's nothing left to punch.

Respect others opinions, if you cant, say nothing about it and leave it alone. only advice i can give you.

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