[align=center]Chya, something i randomly decided to work on something like this, since i read all of the Xemnas Reports comics i came up with this idea.

 

So lets start off with Page 1- Internet

 

"Dear Diary, this whole new "Internet" crap is seriously strange, it likes, WOOSH, a new page opens, WOOSH, suddenly something moves, its so weeeird. Nowadays the only people i see are Larxene and Luxord, Larxene has no use for the internet and Luxord plays poker more. So pretty much me and those 2 always hang in the gray room, laying around, finding something to do, of course Larxene sharpens her knives or is on that Ipad or whatever the heck its called, while Luxord plays poker with me. (AND ALWAYS WINS T_T) And of course i stay away from the computer cause i discovered about P*rn and apparently wet myself, that internet is a scary-*ss thing. The others just stay in their rooms like a mindless zombies, Xemnas is always editting the Organization 13 Website, Roxas stays up all night playing Internet games and screaming his head off. Thank god im not next to his room, Axel always watches youtube video's of girls getting fatter (WHATS WITH THAT?!), Saix always chats with Xemnas on the computer while they're rooms are together, Xion is for some reason looking up "Muscles" and "naked", what is with her, she's like one of those H*rny school girls! And Zexion, he always reads online stories, his smarts are insane. And Lexaeus...god knows what he does in their. And for some reason, Xaldin always stays in the same room as Vexen, dunno why, maybe they are making something? Marluxia, now i know for a fact he is just in their searching for some kind of big naked macho man. (Ew.) And of course the others are probably just enjoying themselves, i don't really know what they are up to. I think that thanks to this whole Internet crap Org 13 became as lazy as Gamestop, i like it n all but i kinda miss fighing Heartless punks. Time for me, Larxene, and Luxord to do something about this.

 

Total fail. Lets pray i do better when they take down their Internet.[/align]

This was a good start, can't wait to see the next one.

This is actually quite good. Can't wait for the next one

lol xion's a pervert

rofl! Xion and Marluxia need to get a life.

I loveee it! You need to write more soon. *w*

[align=center]The long awaited...Page 2-PIZZA!

 

"Dear Diary...

 

Oh lord! This new food is DELISH! Its something called Peesa, its name seems sooo weird yet it tastes sooo good, the cheese and pepperoni melts in your mouth and the mushrooms add so much juice! Its like playing my sitar like an Electric guitar! WOOHOO! I love this! Now everyone hangs out in the gray room eating this stuff!

 

But...for some reason everyone is getting along alot, i actually saw LARXENE AND XIGBAR talking with eachother, i thought Larxene would never forgive Xigbar for the whole "Underwear Eyepatch" thing. Hah! Classic. I think this pizza could just work out! We can finally start to learn about eachother, and i could get lucky with Larxene, eh? eh? but...after eating the pizza some of us feel kinda...full...in a strange way, i think something in these pizza's are making us bloated, eh, probably just some Nobody thing, for pete sakes you see them Twirling around insanely so why not Nobodies know how to bloat? So after eating pizza, me, Xigbar, Xaldin, and Roxas decided to go cause amok in The Land of Dragons, to end up slower than usual, whats with that?! So when we got back to the castle, we all went to our beds, and i heard a yell from roxas' room, we came in and he was on the bed, he pretty much said "My stomach is bigger!" we were kinda...dumbfounded, while i am on that what does that mean, i mean, i use the word but i don't know what it means, eh, so pretty much everyone fell asleep, how am i writing this? Um...Water clone? 8D"

 

Oooh~ I think something is wrong with the Pizza~[/align]

Roxas haz gained weight. gewd 4 him! I sound like his freaking Grandma

This is really funny. Roxas is hilarious

[align=center]Yay, a story people like.

 

Page 3-Wait-what? XEMNAS?

 

"Well the organization has been growing in trust slowly and effectively, although Xigbar got back to calling me "Mansex" again, i will probably just kiss him, Marluxia style to show him who is boss, but still, our mouth wash would go down again, taste of pizza and Diet coke in the organizations mouth for a week wouldn't really work well with the fact that everyone except for me have been getting lazier and lazier, i have yet to find the problem, so after the daily routine i got on to the internet and decided to check everyones Facebook page's, i have yet to make an account because i don't trust the world knowing my name, so when i went to check Marluxia's page i pretty much felt suicidal and wanted to kill myself, i was on Larxene's page for hours, and Xion actually had an avatar of her in a bikini, if i recall everyone had to wear only the Cloaks we give everyone, not any bikini's but still, Xions yankers seem good, dang, im sounding like some Sex-hungry P*rvert, to add to that Xion got more hits on Facebook than all of Org 13, I RULE, SHE WILL BE DESTROYED AT FACEBOOK. So i guess i should make a facebook account. Im brimming with excitement."

 

XEMNAS! HOWDIDJUGETHERE?![/align]

It's so hilarius, one of the few things that made me laugh till now.

OH DEAR GOD---

I seriously think I died while reading that.

You, my friend, are one of the best KH fanfic writers I've ever seen. -w-

[align=center]Part 4-Underwear

 

"Well today i noticed that a few pairs of my Underwear have been missing, who steals a mans tightywightys?! So after that i snuck into Marluxia's room to check his Drawers and closet, who knew he wore Briefs, small ones at that. Ew. So pretty much it wasn't him who stole them, maybe Xion, i did catch her eyeing me yesterday. So i went into her room and it was a complete mess, even Xigbar kept his room better than this! So i looked in her closet and drawers to end up hiding under her bed for about an hour to find some kinda thing called "Playboy" what the h*ll is a playboy? After xion went to who knows where i got out and checked Xigbars room, as i thought, nothing was their, so i checked in Larxene's room, she was in their and told me she wouldn't be as awesome to steal MY Boxers. So i guess that the last place to look was Vexen, and get this, my Boxers were laying right under his bed, i took them and went back to my room, what i left in the place of the boxers? A Mystery capsule > So i went back to my room to hear Vexen say a beuatiful word...to see that my boxers were under my bed...i better barricade the door."

 

I wonder what a Mystery Capsule is.[/align]

Hahahaha this is so funny, plz write more!

This strikes my interests.

U NU.

 

No new chapters till Friday.

Damn you Marluxia! Give that back!

U NU.

 

No new chapters till Friday.

Damn you Marluxia! Give that back!

 

Aw man, that sucks

Lol. This is funny! This right here made my day. Xemnas should not be on facebook and especially not viewing Xion's page. Good stuff, good job!

Since people lurv this so much i might think of making Advertisement bars~

Thats it im grabbing the mallet!

This is so funny I'm happy tomorrow is friday, but sad that you are making us wait TT

Well i am using Opera and need a Keyboard than this Wiimote.

*Murders Marluxia* Got it!

Lols, pretty funny, keep it up.

ITS FRIDAY! MOREZ!

[align=center]Here, i might make one tommorow.

 

Chapter 5-Super Smash Bros Brawl

 

"Recently, Mansex got one of those Black Wuu's, with that, he bought a game called "Super Smash Bros Brawl" Talk about a long name. So he goes ahead and says "You must all choose a main brawler, thanks to my Hacking skills all the Characters are unlocked." Damn hacker, soon we will be seeing him pwning us like THAT. So i chose my main, um...Pit. Who the h*ll names their son Pit?! So after choosing it had been 15 hours of brawling and all of our eyes were bloodshot and we were all really sleepy, but Xion and Roxas kept Devouring Ice cream to stay up, i wonder how the heck they don't get fat from those?! Probably sugar free. Everyone is pretty easy to pwn, except for Xigbar, he chose some guy named "Snake" he apparently uses a mercanary of weapons, i wonder why Vexen didn't choose the guy, for goodness sake, his suits so damn tight his *ss is litteraly the same size as it looks if hes naked. To add to that, some random black magic keeps yelling "SNAKE SNAKE SNAAAAAAAKE", WHAT THE F************CK. I think i should try cheating like Mansex. Better be careful, one wrong move and im screwed."

 

Welp, thats it for today, sorry for the letdown.[/align]

Hahahahahaha!!! I love this so much, its so funny!!!!

Lol, nice! These are funny, keep it up.