Keyblade.

 

Destiny, to be frank, is a cold ass lesbian biyatch with a 20 inch strap on. By that I mean it screws others over, very badly. Destiny chose Riku/Sora and ever since, they can't catch a break, fighting friend and foe, being put in comas, correcting the mistakesand failures of those made 10 years earlier. Then there's Roxas, Xion and TAV, you knowthe story.

 

Lea however, doesn't wait for that strap on to screw him over, he does a reverse cowgirl and basically goes "No, screw you destiny, I wait for no one. I'll take my customised keyblade now!" Who honestly just demands destiny's weapon of choice and gets it? Has that ever been done before? True badassery. This is a man who deserves to wield the keyblade.

 

Yeah this has been talked about before but eh, what hasn't?

 

P.S. I'm still in love with Larxene (I needed a nice way to end the topic. I'd say sorry for being irrelevant but my beloved Larxene is always relevant).

Larxene wanted to firetruck Axel. ...She was all over his dick  

 

@ topic. Lea is just so awesome that the keyblade chose him simply for being one hot badass motherfiretrucker .No one can deny he has strength of heart .

Edited September 11, 201312 yr by Flaming Lea

Larxene wanted to firetruck Lea ...She was all over his dick   @ topic. Lea is just so awesome that the keyblade chose him simply for being one hot badass motherfiretrucker .No one can deny he has strength of heart .

Lea just has that effect on blondes, case in point: you. Yeah she wanted him bad @your comment about topic: no part of that sentence is wrong in any way. Love it!

Lea just has that effect on blondes, case in point: you. Yeah she wanted him bad @your comment about topic: no part of that sentence is wrong in any way. Love it!

 Teehee of course none of it is wrong in any way

Larxene wanted to firetruck Axel. ...She was all over his dick  

 

@ topic. Lea is just so awesome that the keyblade chose him simply for being one hot badass motherfiretrucker .No one can deny he has strength of heart .

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!

This is all I have to say to Roxas.

 

 

 

 

This is all I have to say to Roxas.

 

 

 

 

:blink:

This is all I have to say to Roxas.

 

 

 

 

Da moogle is that?

larxene actually does flirt with axel a lot in re:com

:blink:

Da moogle is that?

It's this

 

 

 

 

 

It's this

 

 

 

 

 

It's this

 

 

 

 

 

Lea however, doesn't wait for that strap on to screw him over, he does a reverse cowgirl and basically goes "No, screw you destiny, I wait for no one. I'll take my customised keyblade now!" Who honestly just demands destiny's weapon of choice and gets it? Has that ever been done before? True badassery. This is a man who deserves to wield the keyblade.

You just won my respect.

 

P.S. I'm still in love with Larxene (I needed a nice way to end the topic. I'd say sorry for being irrelevant but my beloved Larxene is always relevant).

And now you just lost it.  lol

At first I was expecting the whole word disappearing thing from KH2.....the _____ are gone!!

 

Why Lea is awesome and deserves his _____. Can't even imagine what would be inserted there

 

On topic: You have made a very valid point.....*bows down* Lea is just that awesome. Look at how much he's gone through to try and bring back his best friend(s) [he doesn't remember Xion but I'm sure he'd be fighting for her as well if he could]. Lea deserves to kick some Heartless/Xehanort butt in a "yoha broha you took away my life and friends now meet my epic Keyblade" scene or something.

 

 

 

 

Damn those are quite magical sticks of meat!

Edited September 11, 201312 yr by Amelia Luscombe

Its Possable He Became A Keyblade Weilder Due To His Closeness With Roxas And Xion....

 

.....ever stop to concider the possablity? both were keyblade masters...

Its Possable He Became A Keyblade Weilder Due To His Closeness With Roxas And Xion....

 

.....ever stop to concider the possablity? both were keyblade masters...

 

I'll believe that when I see Sora's mom with a keyblade too. Sora's a nice guy so I assume they were close. Lea is just a BAWSS!

 

 

On another note, my reaction to all the .gifs in this topic: