it tastes like a dirty penny

Edited September 21, 201312 yr by Death the Kid

you should have cauliflower crust pizza with vegan daiya cheese  

and even better is papa johns

i only eat dominos

You guys obviously never eat a slice of Pizza Hut the day after you ordered it.

uhhhhhhhhhuhmmmhuhhh

*moaning*

How do I hate thee? Let me name the ways:

1. Thy cheese doth be false.

2. Thy crust doth be cold.

3. Thy pepperoinie doth be cardboard.

4. Thy sauce be sticky andsth dry.

Give me a penny, and I'll speaketh it again.

 

HATE PIZZAHUT

My mom works in some state-brand pizza place called Great Alaska Pizza. I get free pizza and wings every weekend. Needless to say, I'm tired of pizza.

Ohhhhh,

your cheese is cruddy,

your sauce is runny,

the crust tastes like a rat.

Your waitress's smell,

you sign's to ugly to tell,

Whatcha think of THAT?

 

ODE TO PIZZA HUT: WHY I HATE THEE SO.

LITTLE CEASERS: Best Pizza Evah.

Little Ceasers..l PIZZA PIZZA! NOOOOOOM.

My mom works in some state-brand pizza place called Great Alaska Pizza. I get free pizza and wings every weekend. Needless to say, I'm tired of pizza.

You should express ship that to me, I'll take care of it.