Posted June 9, 201015 yr [align=center]101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,
June 9, 201015 yr http://www.blippitt.com/333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-walmart This is what I wanna do at wal mart 8D
June 9, 201015 yr tl;dr -Get a large cardboard box. -Get under it. -Walk around the store under it, and talk on your cellphone. -Randomly stand up, throw the box off, and yell "SHOWTIME" in a Japanese accent
June 9, 201015 yr I want to go to wallmart with that list and do everything (if I don't come here for the next weeks that means I'm arrested )
June 9, 201015 yr I'll ask my mom if I could go to Wall Mart, bring this list with me and do all of those things! only question, who would you do Calvinball with? Calvinball looks fun from Calvin and Hobbes but you have to have another person. Its so un organized :P
June 9, 201015 yr Bring 10-100 people with paintball and or airsoft guns into the store and walk around casually for about 30 minutes. Preferably where the staff will see you. When they ask you to leave or anything really shout "NOW" and start a huge battle. Take one of those kiddy electric carts and drive around the store with them.
June 9, 201015 yr Author tl;dr -Get a large cardboard box. -Get under it. -Walk around the store under it, and talk on your cellphone. -Randomly stand up, throw the box off, and yell "SHOWTIME" in a Japanese accent Epic win of Epic proportions.
June 9, 201015 yr -Get a cucumber from the produce department (if there is one) and go around hitting people with it. -Go on the intercom. Say "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, Justin Bieber is in cosmetics. Come say Hi!". Chaos ensues.
June 9, 201015 yr im pretty sure youd get kicked out of walmart before even attempting to do at least 5 or 10 of those. im just sayin.
June 9, 201015 yr im pretty sure youd get kicked out of walmart before even attempting to do at least 5 or 10 of those. im just sayin. Not unless you wear a mustache .-.
June 9, 201015 yr Not unless you wear a mustache .-. now youll get kicked out of walmart AND get considered a pedophile
June 9, 201015 yr Not unless you wear a mustache .-. now youll get kicked out of walmart AND get considered a pedophile wouldn't that be great 8D
June 9, 201015 yr OMG walmart paint ball gun fight epicness also whats epic is this www.peopleofwalmart.com, really epic site about the people at walmart.
June 11, 201015 yr YEAY!~!!!! I DONE ALL OF THJAT THINGS AND DIDNT GET IN TROUBLE i played the innocent little kid trick!!!! god i love being confused for ten or younger!!!! even though im a month from 17 GO SMALLNESS!!!!!
June 11, 201015 yr How to get on the intercom at most stores: Go to one of the phones on the poles around the store. You'll be better off finding one in a secluded area with as few people as possible. Pick up the phone, hit #96 on the dialpad, wait a few seconds. Blow into the phone to see if you're on the intercom. Then speak your message to all the customers and employees. Just be sure not to say anything stupid like "All black people leave the store at once" like the dumbass that got arrested. If you're caught, say you thought anyone could get on it, apologize, and you probably won't get kicked out
June 12, 201015 yr Get a table drag it over to a busy area get as much of one product as you can then pretend your selling it! Do this
June 12, 201015 yr just do all of them loolking like different ppl in wal-mart, and do a random cosplay
[align=center]101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals
throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get
to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW,
especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone,