so I left my peanut butter on the counter and now it's gone

 

someone help pls 

 

that peanut butter was laced with rat poison and i dont want anyone eating it by mistake

Man...I haven't seen it. That sure would be terrible if someone ate it. 

FVCK YOU GUYS! STOP JOKING ABOUT MY PEANUT BUTTER! THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME!

so I left my peanut butter on the counter and now it's gone

 

someone help pls 

 

that peanut butter was laced with rat poison and i dont want anyone eating it by mistake

i ate it jim.

I ate e'm all.

I seen it!

 

I seen it with me own eyes!

 

He went that way ↓↓↓

O.O

We may need to get RoxSox to the hospital...

My gracious, it's a good thing I'm immune to rat poison... if I em, accidentally ingested any peanut butters laced with it, I'd be a-okay wouldn't I?

My gracious, it's a good thing I'm immune to rat poison... if I em, accidentally ingested any peanut butters laced with it, I'd be a-okay wouldn't I?

I hear rat poison is delicious.  It's what gives the peanut butter that really nice kick!

My gracious, it's a good thing I'm immune to rat poison... if I em, accidentally ingested any peanut butters laced with it, I'd be a-okay wouldn't I?

Well yeah, you'd be a-ok unless you have a peanut allergy. 

Wait a second.... WAS IT YOU WHO STOLE MY PEANUT BUTTER?

Well yeah, you'd be a-ok unless you have a peanut allergy. 

Wait a second.... WAS IT YOU WHO STOLE MY PEANUT BUTTER?

No no no absolutely not I promise.