Posted January 14, 201411 yr Great news! The royal baby is already speaking! Best of all, we already have audio of the future monarch! Hear it for yourself! http://www.theonion.com/articles/royal-baby-speaks-first-words,33213/?ref=auto
January 14, 201411 yr Author "Monarch"= Publicity symbol Monarch= Your eternal lord. I can't wait to see him become the king! A̸̶̜̻̮̥̼͔̬̮̖̯͍̳̜ͤ̇̏̽̒ͤ̽̔ͫ͝͠V̙̬̤̜̹͚̼̹͔͉͍̲͚̥͍̅ͦ̏͐͐̌ͦ̅͊ͥ̽̇͆ͣ͢E̶̗͕͉̪̮̜̬̮͉̱̺̗̗̮͌͂ͮ̓̾̏̎̈́ͪ̇̐̄ͪ̀̌ͣ̃͟͝͡ ̧̛͇̰̰͇͔͉̖̪̬̘̇ͫ͛̌ͦ̈̚͠͞͞Ą̶̻̰̬̠̹̖̲͔̰̰̰̹̼̙̅̉͛̈́̓͌̈́̐ͪ͗͆̆́͘͟N̷͖̜̖̹̪̹̹̦͕ͪ̇̃ͤ́T̴͎̪͉̰̠̘̮͇̳͖̠̤̣̥̞̠͓́̂̀́̇͒ͥ̇͐̃͐̚͡I͈̙̜̬̳̣̍ͥͫ͛͂ͦ̽̃̐̍̌ͤ̓͆ͥ͛̊̚͟͟C̵̎̆̑̑̏ͥ̅̃ͧͤ̿͑͐̓͐̍̈́ͩ͘҉̤͉̘̺͎͓͍̼͙̙̣̙̮͕͇̤͈̘̭Ḩ̘̙͇̯͎̹̗̜͔̱̳̿̑̿̊ͩ͑͐̐͗͑ͣ͌ͮ͢͜R̶̵̢̬̼̰̙̱̳ͩͮ͆ͣ͑ͦ́͠ͅI̷ͬͤ́́ͧ̂͐̓̒͆̊͗̍̐ͬ͟͏̧̣̜͈S̛ͧ̈̎̇̎͛̈̏ͮ͠͏̰̣̻͇͔̘̳̺̙̝͈T̸̛̏̈́̄̍̾̑̉̽̈̀̚҉͕͕̼̟̙̺̫̭͈̖̣͕̭̲̜͉ͅO̸͇̯̬͚̼͖̰͕̺̝̠͖͙̫̙̰̦̼͚ͦͮ͂ͯͭͨͩ̂̀̐̒̚̕͠!̢̪̹̮̦̞̭͑̈̀̈̊̉ͪ̏ͪ̿̅̽!̶̷̵̡̯͕̗̹̩̭͖̱̟̼̻̼͐̑ͯ͌̏̏̾̆͊̾ͬ̿ͣ͝ͅͅ Edited January 14, 201411 yr by Amon
January 14, 201411 yr Author i must meet him so i can be knighted! M̢̨̗͙̲͉̰̈̋ͥ͒̑̈̋ͣ̿͂̅̑ͮ̄ͣ̆́͜͞ͅȉ͔͓̬̺͈̺̹̼͍̖̻̺̖̝͕̹̥̜̓̃̑ͧ͐̇͟ͅl̢͖̦̬̠͍͙̞̞̳͈͚̩̱̭̠͙͛̄̓͛́̎̏ͣͨͨ̀̚͠i̡̧̬͚͍͎͈ͣ͂̇̈̉̓̂ͮͤ̄̅̉̂̚̚̚͟͟͢t̵ͧ̾͌ͯ̓̆̑͏̫̩̗̤̝̠̤͖̘̮ͅẻ̡̧̮̰͕͍̯̟ͦ̄̽ͨ̐ͮͬ̈́͆̿̓̌ͦ̄̚̚͘͞s̡̛̛̠̪̙̩͛͌ͧ̾̅̈́ͥ̈̍̊̓̈́̕ͅ ̵͑̑͆̌̀̀͗͑̆̑̏̓́͢҉͇̗̬̻͔̳t̴̡͙̯̠̪͍͎͕̫̣̠̲̲̦̙̀̋ͣ̃ͤ̂̇̓̉̇̄̓̔̑ͣ̾ͮ͐͊̕͘ą̛͎̙̺̖͈̤̱͕̫̲̘͓͚̗͇̤ͦ̂͛̽̌̅͒̆̌ͮ̽̚͠nͨ̀̑ͫ̈̊̎ͥ͐̉̚͏̗͖̯̘̼̱͙̠̝͔̗̲̲̪̪̪͎ͅt̵͕̜̞̱̻̘̹̺̬̰̔ͨ̑ͯ̿͂̇̋͛̏ͨ̄͆̚͡u̷̙̭͓̳͉̜͔͖̟̪̝̳ͧͥ̎͊ͨ̆̐ͥ̆ͦͫ̽̈́ͪ̈̎ͫ̀̚̚m̛̛̼̰͈̞̱̝ͨ̍́ͬ͐ͫ͆ͮͧ́͟͜ ̮͓͈͈̤̣͉̖̼̘̟͗ͯͮ̔̌̄͆͂̀̃͊̀͟͝͞͞ḣ̢̢͎̻̰̩̺͚̱̼͕̯ͫ̔ͦ̃̉̄ͣ̓̓́o̸̧̭̹͍͚̰̼̝̗̘̣̹͍̟̰̞̬ͪ̍̿͛̔̾̌m̧̿̔̍̋ͥ̈ͥ̑͑҉̸̢̤͉͈̤͍̟̩̭͕̰̲̲̗̪̗͚͇͔͕i͖͕͈͖̣͕͍̗̳̟̱̺̙̳̣̠̐ͧ͂̌̒ͦ̉͑͜ͅn̸̙͇̳̤̤̱̝̘̱̺̟͎͕͂̑̈̊͞͞ͅi̡̥̙̻̳̗̤̤̙̞̥̺̗̐̎̆̄̓̚͢͝s̶̶̲͍͔͕̄͑̅̏̈ͪ̂͋͋̎̔́ ̜̮͚̙̤̞͇̜͖͕͚͖̈́̇̎͒ͫ̕͝ͅn̸̷̡̘͕̮̦̪̟͍̰͎̩̩͎̠̾ͬ̎̈́͗͌̓͑͞͞ę̶̨̥̩̤̬̦̣̝̗̤̩̰̜̩͚͎͕̹̠͍̏̒̈ͨ̽̎ͭͬ͗͑͜qͬ̂ͬ̂͏̡̲̩̙̲̩͍̠͓̪͓̘̀ṳ̷̲̘͈̟͖̺̭͙̻͖̙͕̘̯͛ͥ̃͑͂͐̔̿͐̔̒͐̓̒͟͠ȧ̜͕̰͈͉ͮ̀̉͗͊̓̈͋͑͂̐̀̀͛̀͜ṁ̵̜̘͖̰̬̟̥̍͑ͦ͛̀̀͌ͪ͜͞ ͐̑̉͆̄̑̊̒͋̊͛ͪͪͬͭ̋̐͏̴̣͇͎͔̙̬̺̲̙̥͇̞̪̠͎͈̼ą̛̂͑̍ͪͮͭ̆́͜҉̜̺̘̩͔̗̯̪̩̮͓̞͍ţ̵̠͉͈̘͍̜͈̞̝̻͒̌̇̑̉̇͛̎̃̔̐ͭ̍ͨͧ̚͞q̧̨̳̰̤̟̙͚̝̘̲̞͈͓̞͇͖̬̲̗̤̋͂̾̓͊͌͆̆̔ͦ͂ͥͨ̈́̿͛̓̒̀́͞ṳ̷͎͖͖͙̠̱̺̬̖͔̙̍ͦ̉̉̃ͯ͑͋ͣͤ͛́́̚̚͘ẽ͔̦̖̣̺̱̫̞̣̼̯͉̮̑͆͒̑͐̍ͪ͜͠ ̨̳̞̬̬̣̺̠̗̤̖̈́̊̈́̎̍͜ͅc̶̶̴̿̓̃͒ͬͯ̍̆͐ͩͣ̇ͫ͑ͭ͗ͣ͜҉̲͔̭̩̙r̨̘̦̙̻͚̩̜͉͎͔͕̹̼̳ͫ͐̊ͪ͒̓ͥ͋ͩ̐̒̽ú̵̸̢̱̟͚͙̙̯͕̜̪͕̌͆͂̂͊̑͠͠ḑ̲̻͙̫̜͙͇̬̩͓͔͙̟ͩͫ̊͛ͪ̀̎͂̽͌ͪ͑̓ͤ̋ͤ̀͝ͅe̡̼̭̲͍̦̟̼͗̽̉̈̾̈ͯ̉̐ͪ͌́͑ͮ͊͊͌̀̀̚͘͞ͅļ̴̣̙̙̻͙̥̻͔̪̩̖̥͕̤̟̫͎̥̇̐͆͐ͦ͑i͒ͦ̆ͯͨͮͯ̔̅̾͑ͪ̚҉̷͏̱͚̰͖̙̙̀͢s̵̡͛̂ͯ̄͋͛ͦ̓͆ͬ̓͂̄̄͗̋͘҉̣̖̟̬̮̞̳̞̱̘̗͖́s̻̝̭̺̟̠̝̩̹̘̙̹̻̣͍̤̻͙̤͂̋̿̏ͯ͢͠i̷̛̼̻̖̣̞̰ͦͫ̚ͅm̴̸͇̝̰̤̩̠̜͕͓̠̫͐̈́̊̿̊̓̐ͪ͢͜͡i͑ͭ͐ͪ̇̆̊̇ͧ́͞͏̫͇̯̮͓̰͇̣̭̞̯̳͟͟ͅ ̻͎̺͇̇̐ͫ͋͐̌͊̆͌͘͝͠l̀̾̽̂ͦ͊҉̷҉̜̞͖̲̤̜̙̗̗̩̫̱̭̥̼͜ͅe̵ͪ̍ͪ͒͌̑̅̊́̈́̏̚͏̮͔̲̤͎̘̹͍gͣͧ̍̒̀ͤͪͫ̋̆ͮͫ͊͑̃̅͐͏҉̱̭̩͕̳̳͉̟̦̭͇̱̭͘͢ͅa̐̑ͪͯ͑͗̃͆̂̄̕͡҉̖͚͙̳ͅt̵̴̿̅͂͂̋̇͛͞҉͍͇͙̯̱̗͓͉͍̪̦̮̯̣̩̫̬ͅű̷̡̨͚̼͎͈̻͖͇̜͎̥͙̓̎̂̊̀͠s̵̢̨̢̞̪̻̞̱͛̽̽̿̏ ͊̅͊̇̓͑͒ͦ̀ͬ̀̚҉̯̞̺̜͖̙̳̟͉̘͍͜a͙͍͈͓͚̳̳͉̯̾ͪ̓̚͢͠ṫ̌̈͐̒ͭ̅̏͋҉͟͢͡҉̰̦̤̜͈̻͓̲͕͚̹̬̝̲̪̣̜ę̡̨̤̬͍̤̠̭͈̮̼͇̯ͪͧ̄ͨ͛̏͋̐̄͆ͅr̢̡͇̜̣͉̟̥͓̼̳ͥͫ͑̓̎ͪ́ͩ̅ͩ̓̓̈̿͑̕͠͠ͅ ̵̧̯̘̦̗͍̮̾ͥ͐ͮͤͨ͗ͨ͑ͤͥͣ̓̊ͨ̉̍n̶̡̂͛̎̾ͫͮ͒͜҉҉͔̠̞͔̠̦͙̲͈̣̹̘͎ơ͍̩̻̙͕̹͍̩̫̮̙̟̩̫̟̔͆̐̋̕s̸̶̢͓̲͔̲̞̺̳̥͚̼̪̦ͦ̐̾̒̌̒̿͐ͯͮͨ̈́̑͆ͪ͑̓̽ţ̶̵͖͚̥͍͒ͪͤͥ͠é̸̢͓͓̦̣͔̻̲̱̟̮͙̝͎ͭ̍̃̽r̵̫̤̮̯̹͐͂ͥ̊̊͆ͥ́̿ͫ̀ ̏̓̎͡҉̕͏̷̱͕̘͙̙̞̙̟̜̮͔͚̘̦͙ͅD̷̔̊ͧ̌ͨ̐͛͐̽ͥͣ̾̀҉̴̨̖̪̝̪͕̟̥̹͙̤̞͕̙͞õ̵̷̘̼̬̭͔̰̫̬̼̦̮̺ͬ͋̀̀̌̊̍͐̄ͯ͘͠͡m̟̰͉͈̤̃͆ͨ̏ͣ̃͒̇̏ͪͧ͆̀͜i̴̝̬̺͎̩ͬ̒̑̍͝ǹ̶̨̙͍̺͇̼̓͗̃̐ͩ͗̓̐ͣ̉̈́ͤ͗̆́̏ͬ͘͘͡e̛͍̙̩͓̤͕̳̠͚̫̼̜̱̤̳͆̾́̈̎͊̋̈́̂͐̉̾̒ͧ̽̌̾̆͘͢͡͞ͅ Why is this not in the random section There is nothing random about this. It is a historic event! Edited January 14, 201411 yr by Amon
January 14, 201411 yr M̢̨̗͙̲͉̰̈̋ͥ͒̑̈̋ͣ̿͂̅̑ͮ̄ͣ̆́͜͞ͅȉ͔͓̬̺͈̺̹̼͍̖̻̺̖̝͕̹̥̜̓̃̑ͧ͐̇͟ͅl̢͖̦̬̠͍͙̞̞̳͈͚̩̱̭̠͙͛̄̓͛́̎̏ͣͨͨ̀̚͠i̡̧̬͚͍͎͈ͣ͂̇̈̉̓̂ͮͤ̄̅̉̂̚̚̚͟͟͢t̵ͧ̾͌ͯ̓̆̑͏̫̩̗̤̝̠̤͖̘̮ͅẻ̡̧̮̰͕͍̯̟ͦ̄̽ͨ̐ͮͬ̈́͆̿̓̌ͦ̄̚̚͘͞s̡̛̛̠̪̙̩͛͌ͧ̾̅̈́ͥ̈̍̊̓̈́̕ͅ ̵͑̑͆̌̀̀͗͑̆̑̏̓́͢҉͇̗̬̻͔̳t̴̡͙̯̠̪͍͎͕̫̣̠̲̲̦̙̀̋ͣ̃ͤ̂̇̓̉̇̄̓̔̑ͣ̾ͮ͐͊̕͘ą̛͎̙̺̖͈̤̱͕̫̲̘͓͚̗͇̤ͦ̂͛̽̌̅͒̆̌ͮ̽̚͠nͨ̀̑ͫ̈̊̎ͥ͐̉̚͏̗͖̯̘̼̱͙̠̝͔̗̲̲̪̪̪͎ͅt̵͕̜̞̱̻̘̹̺̬̰̔ͨ̑ͯ̿͂̇̋͛̏ͨ̄͆̚͡u̷̙̭͓̳͉̜͔͖̟̪̝̳ͧͥ̎͊ͨ̆̐ͥ̆ͦͫ̽̈́ͪ̈̎ͫ̀̚̚m̛̛̼̰͈̞̱̝ͨ̍́ͬ͐ͫ͆ͮͧ́͟͜ ̮͓͈͈̤̣͉̖̼̘̟͗ͯͮ̔̌̄͆͂̀̃͊̀͟͝͞͞ḣ̢̢͎̻̰̩̺͚̱̼͕̯ͫ̔ͦ̃̉̄ͣ̓̓́o̸̧̭̹͍͚̰̼̝̗̘̣̹͍̟̰̞̬ͪ̍̿͛̔̾̌m̧̿̔̍̋ͥ̈ͥ̑͑҉̸̢̤͉͈̤͍̟̩̭͕̰̲̲̗̪̗͚͇͔͕i͖͕͈͖̣͕͍̗̳̟̱̺̙̳̣̠̐ͧ͂̌̒ͦ̉͑͜ͅn̸̙͇̳̤̤̱̝̘̱̺̟͎͕͂̑̈̊͞͞ͅi̡̥̙̻̳̗̤̤̙̞̥̺̗̐̎̆̄̓̚͢͝s̶̶̲͍͔͕̄͑̅̏̈ͪ̂͋͋̎̔́ ̜̮͚̙̤̞͇̜͖͕͚͖̈́̇̎͒ͫ̕͝ͅn̸̷̡̘͕̮̦̪̟͍̰͎̩̩͎̠̾ͬ̎̈́͗͌̓͑͞͞ę̶̨̥̩̤̬̦̣̝̗̤̩̰̜̩͚͎͕̹̠͍̏̒̈ͨ̽̎ͭͬ͗͑͜qͬ̂ͬ̂͏̡̲̩̙̲̩͍̠͓̪͓̘̀ṳ̷̲̘͈̟͖̺̭͙̻͖̙͕̘̯͛ͥ̃͑͂͐̔̿͐̔̒͐̓̒͟͠ȧ̜͕̰͈͉ͮ̀̉͗͊̓̈͋͑͂̐̀̀͛̀͜ṁ̵̜̘͖̰̬̟̥̍͑ͦ͛̀̀͌ͪ͜͞ ͐̑̉͆̄̑̊̒͋̊͛ͪͪͬͭ̋̐͏̴̣͇͎͔̙̬̺̲̙̥͇̞̪̠͎͈̼ą̛̂͑̍ͪͮͭ̆́͜҉̜̺̘̩͔̗̯̪̩̮͓̞͍ţ̵̠͉͈̘͍̜͈̞̝̻͒̌̇̑̉̇͛̎̃̔̐ͭ̍ͨͧ̚͞q̧̨̳̰̤̟̙͚̝̘̲̞͈͓̞͇͖̬̲̗̤̋͂̾̓͊͌͆̆̔ͦ͂ͥͨ̈́̿͛̓̒̀́͞ṳ̷͎͖͖͙̠̱̺̬̖͔̙̍ͦ̉̉̃ͯ͑͋ͣͤ͛́́̚̚͘ẽ͔̦̖̣̺̱̫̞̣̼̯͉̮̑͆͒̑͐̍ͪ͜͠ ̨̳̞̬̬̣̺̠̗̤̖̈́̊̈́̎̍͜ͅc̶̶̴̿̓̃͒ͬͯ̍̆͐ͩͣ̇ͫ͑ͭ͗ͣ͜҉̲͔̭̩̙r̨̘̦̙̻͚̩̜͉͎͔͕̹̼̳ͫ͐̊ͪ͒̓ͥ͋ͩ̐̒̽ú̵̸̢̱̟͚͙̙̯͕̜̪͕̌͆͂̂͊̑͠͠ḑ̲̻͙̫̜͙͇̬̩͓͔͙̟ͩͫ̊͛ͪ̀̎͂̽͌ͪ͑̓ͤ̋ͤ̀͝ͅe̡̼̭̲͍̦̟̼͗̽̉̈̾̈ͯ̉̐ͪ͌́͑ͮ͊͊͌̀̀̚͘͞ͅļ̴̣̙̙̻͙̥̻͔̪̩̖̥͕̤̟̫͎̥̇̐͆͐ͦ͑i͒ͦ̆ͯͨͮͯ̔̅̾͑ͪ̚҉̷͏̱͚̰͖̙̙̀͢s̵̡͛̂ͯ̄͋͛ͦ̓͆ͬ̓͂̄̄͗̋͘҉̣̖̟̬̮̞̳̞̱̘̗͖́s̻̝̭̺̟̠̝̩̹̘̙̹̻̣͍̤̻͙̤͂̋̿̏ͯ͢͠i̷̛̼̻̖̣̞̰ͦͫ̚ͅm̴̸͇̝̰̤̩̠̜͕͓̠̫͐̈́̊̿̊̓̐ͪ͢͜͡i͑ͭ͐ͪ̇̆̊̇ͧ́͞͏̫͇̯̮͓̰͇̣̭̞̯̳͟͟ͅ ̻͎̺͇̇̐ͫ͋͐̌͊̆͌͘͝͠l̀̾̽̂ͦ͊҉̷҉̜̞͖̲̤̜̙̗̗̩̫̱̭̥̼͜ͅe̵ͪ̍ͪ͒͌̑̅̊́̈́̏̚͏̮͔̲̤͎̘̹͍gͣͧ̍̒̀ͤͪͫ̋̆ͮͫ͊͑̃̅͐͏҉̱̭̩͕̳̳͉̟̦̭͇̱̭͘͢ͅa̐̑ͪͯ͑͗̃͆̂̄̕͡҉̖͚͙̳ͅt̵̴̿̅͂͂̋̇͛͞҉͍͇͙̯̱̗͓͉͍̪̦̮̯̣̩̫̬ͅű̷̡̨͚̼͎͈̻͖͇̜͎̥͙̓̎̂̊̀͠s̵̢̨̢̞̪̻̞̱͛̽̽̿̏ ͊̅͊̇̓͑͒ͦ̀ͬ̀̚҉̯̞̺̜͖̙̳̟͉̘͍͜a͙͍͈͓͚̳̳͉̯̾ͪ̓̚͢͠ṫ̌̈͐̒ͭ̅̏͋҉͟͢͡҉̰̦̤̜͈̻͓̲͕͚̹̬̝̲̪̣̜ę̡̨̤̬͍̤̠̭͈̮̼͇̯ͪͧ̄ͨ͛̏͋̐̄͆ͅr̢̡͇̜̣͉̟̥͓̼̳ͥͫ͑̓̎ͪ́ͩ̅ͩ̓̓̈̿͑̕͠͠ͅ ̵̧̯̘̦̗͍̮̾ͥ͐ͮͤͨ͗ͨ͑ͤͥͣ̓̊ͨ̉̍n̶̡̂͛̎̾ͫͮ͒͜҉҉͔̠̞͔̠̦͙̲͈̣̹̘͎ơ͍̩̻̙͕̹͍̩̫̮̙̟̩̫̟̔͆̐̋̕s̸̶̢͓̲͔̲̞̺̳̥͚̼̪̦ͦ̐̾̒̌̒̿͐ͯͮͨ̈́̑͆ͪ͑̓̽ţ̶̵͖͚̥͍͒ͪͤͥ͠é̸̢͓͓̦̣͔̻̲̱̟̮͙̝͎ͭ̍̃̽r̵̫̤̮̯̹͐͂ͥ̊̊͆ͥ́̿ͫ̀ ̏̓̎͡҉̕͏̷̱͕̘͙̙̞̙̟̜̮͔͚̘̦͙ͅD̷̔̊ͧ̌ͨ̐͛͐̽ͥͣ̾̀҉̴̨̖̪̝̪͕̟̥̹͙̤̞͕̙͞õ̵̷̘̼̬̭͔̰̫̬̼̦̮̺ͬ͋̀̀̌̊̍͐̄ͯ͘͠͡m̟̰͉͈̤̃͆ͨ̏ͣ̃͒̇̏ͪͧ͆̀͜i̴̝̬̺͎̩ͬ̒̑̍͝ǹ̶̨̙͍̺͇̼̓͗̃̐ͩ͗̓̐ͣ̉̈́ͤ͗̆́̏ͬ͘͘͡e̛͍̙̩͓̤͕̳̠͚̫̼̜̱̤̳͆̾́̈̎͊̋̈́̂͐̉̾̒ͧ̽̌̾̆͘͢͡͞ͅ There is nothing random about this. It is a historic event! i don't...i...SUGYFGLUHSIDUFBVGUYGLAiusdbiubgsiugb
Great news! The royal baby is already speaking! Best of all, we already have audio of the future monarch! Hear it for yourself!
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