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I'm laying it out! We begin to shout! Start the count! Don't begin to pout!

I've been watching rap battles! and in my mind it rattles!

I invite KH13 to rap!

Don't care if it's crap! Just don't be a sap!

Don't care if your good, nor if your bad!

Ether your hood, either your sad!

The one with the most likes! Shall determine if you win!

Now I had you the mic! Not doing this out of spite!

But who is ready for an epic rap fight?!

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I come to you from the tower of Dave

To deliver the impeccable rhymes you crave

A line of talent hitherto unseen

In this black hole known as KH 13

My rapping skills cannot be beat

These sick digital rhyme drops are teh l33t

I will win this rap battle to the death

And your fate will be as tragic as Macbeth

This duel of words will be off the charts

And will decide who's worthy of Kingdom Hearts

And Wizard wins with those original flows and rhymes .

Edited by MasterRoxas13

You are still trying to battle?

Sit back to your couch and change the channel

Cause it all ends now

Members are all about to bow

To who you are asking ?

That's me Nick , don't go away to your toilet and start crying

I am gonna stop this for once and for all

As I am sick sitting here and rhyming with ya all

They should put my words to a horror film because they are creepy

You will not enjoy this , but it'll be over quickly !

  • Author

Okay everyone! 

You think you have the battle won!

But just when you think this is fun!

I'll tell you this battle is done!

With a blast of the gun!

so listen to me hun!

It's early, time for a hunny bun!

Now we like KingdomHearts

As the waiting tears us apart!

Right from the start!

Prieced us like a dart!

Till the end we part!

Rhymes I lay!

Crimes I pay!

Chimes I play!

Mimes? They stay!

See who's next!

See who's best?

Burst your chest!

And lay to rest!

Quit yo whinin' biachesss! This lil thug ri herr be finally ready to bust a pop in y'all modafiretruckes rhythms.

 

Back in mid day I play with my friend I call Shey she a wizard yo and she ain't yo average Joe ya know cause unlike you and yo hoes she goes and uses Slow to stop your sad azz beat you freak 'cuz you ain't a thug like me who will beat yo azz down to China Town with my beat like a freak I'll smash yo fake lil thug azz cuz its easy breezy just like my dog Weezy who chill like she rule you and all you fake rappaz too.

How can ya still rap when I've come

Go chew a gum

Because this is about to get ugly

I am shining brightly

Like the Sun

You are going to run

Before this even gets to be fun

I came , saw and conquered

Like Julius Caesar said

Veni , vidi , vici !

Who knows what lies ahead .....

Edited by Nick Sideris

  • Author

My rhymes flow while the rhythms boom

Into life I exit the womb! 

Like a shot to the head

Now you're all dead!

The words you shall be feed!

But i need to go watch ted!

Huh ! I can see you get tough

You think you've had enough ?

I will be over here for the next 5 hours

To battle you with power

Don't try to go hard on me

I'll take that gun of yours and throw it to the sea

Cause I am funny

And you are sunny

But like KittensOnFire said

I have no soul

I am as wise as a book that you have read !

Edited by Nick Sideris

Foo you think you got the rap in yall bullet boxes? You ain't got nothin' but your lil' toys up in that shiz. Prepare to get wrecked in yo lil doggy den's.

 

I was born made and spray'd in rap for a matter of fact so that when I got big yo lil' rappas will look small but y'know what they say "the bigger they are the harder they fall", but too bad Imma fall on yo small words and crush em to dust and they'll sit in the yard and rust like they were made to so this masterpiece stays the big bad beast it always is, so yall best step back cuz you ain't got no chance, yall too little to play with big kids like me so i see ya feet be already runnin' from me. You afraid? Best be, cuz your dealin' with me invadin' yo lil territory but you better bow down when I get there: It's mandatory. John Cena say "You can't see me!" but for me it's "You can't be me." in this nice lil' rappin' race cuz I'm better than any "a" added to the "ny" peep, now stop lookin' at me ya creep.

  • Author

Rap!

Crap!

Slap!

Better step off before I step on you!

But here in a few!

I'll finish the show!

Then I'll go!

Stepin' out to the floor!

Watchin' you go out the door!

Cuz I be hard core!

Throughing fists!

I'm a beast!

Lines like these are hard to find!

But when I'm done you'll be in a bind!

I'm throughing rhymes

like making crimes!

Raping with me was the biggest mistake you ever made!

I will through you like a keyblade!

Set it to flames 'n' call it a fire-raid!

I see it now you're afraid!

I see the fear in your eyes!

I see it materialize!

Growing stronger each day!

And no way,

after this you'll want to stay!

Like a musketeer i say Olay!

But to finish this I say okay! 

Are you mad  ?

You think you rap well?

All I can see are some little members trying to spell

Don't fight with a veteran

Because you will get scared and run

I am gonna be back ,don't worry

I am not done

As ,right now, I am 99 %

about to stun .

Edited by Nick Sideris

  • Author

Oh what a crime!

You only rhyme!

Half the time!

I'm a quarter

and you're the dime!

But i wont loiter! 

With mystic chimes!

I know I can spell! 

And I take that to hell!

I'm not talking about H.F.I.L.

I mean the real thing!

And down there I'm king!

You may think i'm a creaper!

But nigga! I'm the SkyReaper!

Call me Sukai!

Call me Sky!

I bring the heat!

That no one can beat!

trick or treat!

more like a treat to trick!

Cuz nigga your a prick!

You think your hot

but im here to tell you your not!

Don't try to rhyme against me ,boy

You will lose

Find a way to tie your shoes

Before you try to fight

This is a rap you would never survive

Cause I will thrive

Just with some words

Like Khan's Mongol hoards

It's not Christmas ,sir, 

I am not here to bring gifts.

I should throw you over some cliffs

Now ,stop making noise

Go ahead and play with your toys .

  • Author

Of course it's not christmas!

But i Viva Las Mas!

I'm still handing out gifts!

Cuz no one can (w)rap like I can!

Like a gutair, my rhyme rifts!

And like a bass, I am...

Dropping this hard!

Like a bomb regard-

-ing! Everything I am!

And everyone here knows who I am!

I said it before!

I'll say it again!

I am hard core!

and your just a fan!

You think you are hardcore uh ?

You can't rhyme ,even Russians agree and say :"Da"

Your raps are like you are trying to bore me

But like League Of Legends says : "I am on a killing spree"

Don't continue throwing rhymes in a raw

You played Kingdom Hearts Roulette

And you lost the draw !

  • Author

let me tell you a story

of a boy named nick

he wished he was me

he wished he was sick!

But he was only a wash up

he got lost in this mash up!You thought you could through lkyrical hands?

You don't even know the name of my band!

And!

Just so you know

i think you are slow!

I'll take you top school!

To show up a fool!

That when he spit came out drool!

Now i think its over!

Can you get your ars to cover?

Kid, I am the most wanted enemyBattle me, you end up like John F. Kennedy

I've got more giants on me than a basketball team

Even your guarding angel runs away, you're not as tough as you seem

 

You're like Pokémon, I won't stop 'till I got ya all

Fighting me is like jumping off a building - you're gonna fall

Your rap has no class, like an unemployed teacher

Man, you're like a low ceiling - it's not hard to reach ya.

 

You're like Spongebob, 'cause you suck

If you spit a better line than me, then it's just pure luck

I'm being  celebrated on the streets, like a hobo's birthday

You being better than me is like a dead end - there's no way.

 

Note: I am not good at writing rap texts :D

  • Author

not to bad but i must say

how are you going to jump right in that way?

I start a riot 

like a stupid pilot 

my mind is blank!

so i'll so what this will make!

You look stressed my friend

Have you got any e-mails to send ? 

Cause you certainly do not belong here

Now listen me up with your ear

I am gonna make you disappear like Gandalf the Great 

It 's time to meet your permanent fate

So stop talking and go find a mate ...

You were born in a test tube 'cause you're like a potency - the product of identical factors

Try competing with me and your fake image gets busted like undercover inspectors

Get on the stage, you and your backup will get erased

If rap was Metal Gear Solid I'd be the big boss, like Snake

 

You look pretty stoned - As if you met Medusa

I'm not even trying hard, here's what you get, you loser

You wanna battle me? C'mon, that's childish fuss

Your chances of winning are as high the chances of getting a seat in some indian bus

Edited by MeRoXas

To start with ,yes,  I may not have a chance to win

But why don't you go play your violin

Cause this is really different from classical music

I will twist you up like the cubist of Rubik

I don't know what the heck is Metal Gear Solid

Although I don't like them but I am gonna eat you up like an olive .

An olive? Man...

You've got no chance with my game plan

 

Let me get a marker

I think your name is sam?

A martyr

I give all as I am

 

For your information

The violin is quite humble

Your lacking communication

I think your gonna stumble

Pff , whatever.

You think you are clever ?

Why don't you say any boring jokes like you use  to ?

Cause with those raps,you are not getting through

I may have no soul like you said

But I am about to bake raps from scratch like bread

You have a plan ? Meh , that's kinda stretchy

All I know is that you can sometimes be tetchy.

Lyrically you all are weary and it's pissing me off.

Drop the beat, go on home no applause but a cough.

Devereauxr here come to teach y'all a lesson.

So sit on down "fools" listen close class is in session.

Quick tip Nick before you jump in the game.

Drop that mic dawg your raps bring nothing but shame.

Regret opposing you..yeah I don't think so.

I flow hard, hit fast 1 HKO.

While I take this intermission, fix your vision take some time, and find out what your game is missing.

So come up with a plan and give me a show.

I'll warn you only once cause you already know.

They call me the "War Machine" well armed always ready to go.

After this they'll call you "Shotgun" two cocks and you're ready to blow.

 

Class is over end of my session

I drop my mic now that I've taught you a lesson

Edited by devereauxr

You rap well ,it 's true

You are kinda late though sit back in the queue

"War Machine " ?

I'd call you a little Queen

This is a rap battle you can avoid

Now go away before you get destroyed ...

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