http://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44&autoplay=1

 

 

there was a young boy named Squirting Demyx. And Demyx loved to squirt, he squirted all day long. 

 

 

 

One day, Demyx had an idea. He thought: "hey, wouldn't it be funny if I made a thread that announced KH3 for Wii U?"

 

So Demyx went to his friend RoxSox with his idea. And he and RoxSox rubbed their hands together and plotted. But they needed an architect, and Demyx knew exactly who to ask.

 

 

Demyx went to this mysterious person, and this person wrote an interview where Nomura announced that Kingdom Hearts III was coming to the WiiU. Then, Demyx masterfully crafted this interview into Kotaku screenshots, and their joint effort created an ultimate trollfest.

 

 

And the trolling was great, and many jimmies were rustled.

 

 

Many jimmies were rustled.

 

 

Jimmies were rustled.

 

 

Jimmies.

 

 

Jim.

 

 

Yes, it was Jim, returned to troll you again! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

This message was brought to you by Jim.

 

 

Also, a special thanks to Queen Tery. He was not in on the joke. But he did great work

Edited March 22, 201411 yr by Squirting Demyx

Lol,already knew it was a trap....

Would have fooled me if I wasn't thrown off by the "KH 3D remaster." I forgot to mention the album it was in shouted, or should I say sung trololol.

 

Wonder how many of you are going to pull the "I knew it was fake all along I was just playing along!" card.

It looked real to me at first, but then I actually googled KH3 Wii U to see if the article was real and I couldn't find it. That's when I knew that it was a fake, a really good fake though!

Does noone check the section tabs anymore lmao

Obvious troll is obvious. The fact that people debated it for 7 pages was quite intriguing.

Well.

My point was right, you're never serious lol. 

Well.My point was right, you're never serious lol.

Yeah but didn't you fall for it o_O

HAHAHAHAHAHAH YYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS idk if its a joke i'm just happy that this is not real and 3D hd is not happening so excuse me while it go and oh and

Did Shana09 know about the joke?

 

Nah no one told me but I still knew anyways. 

 

Wonder how many of you are going to pull the "I knew it was fake all along I was just playing along!" card.

 

Well I knew it wasn't real right off the bat since its Xaon who made it.  

Edited March 22, 201411 yr by Shana09

Does noone check the section tabs anymore lmao

The topic was in the KH3 section for most of the day. 

You are EVIL for getting a guy's hopes up.  I wanted to believe it was true, but I couldn't until I could find other sources confirming it.

Silly Xaon tricks are for dicks ! ahahahahahahha

This post alone should have indicated that it was a troll if his own wife did not believe him why would you.

The topic was in the KH3 section for most of the day. 

Well shit

You are one sick bastard