...Wait.

It's awesome to know we have our friendly neighborhood plumber around.

Should have gone the whole mile.

 

"HALF-A PRICE PLUMBING & HEATING!! WAA-HOOOOO!!!"

I didn't even know Mario was a plumber

I totally knew Mario was a plumber it was a joke please dont take everything i say so seriously, i mean come on, who dosent know mario is a plumber, well, to be fair he was a carpenter once, and a karter, and a wrestling referee, and a tennis referee and in that one movie he was a cashier not the shitty live action movie, but the Japanese animated movie you should totally go watch it if you havent already. btw whats your favorite mario game? min is sunshine because of the people with the big noses and you get to throw fruit at them.. whats your favorite fruit? mine is pumpernickel. what? thats not a fruit. you got a problem? U MAD? Jklolomfgttyl just kidding, do you think this is dragging on? because I can go on all day with this shit. 

 

...Wait.

Do they cover Turtle problems by any chance? There's this big fire breathing one i've been seeing around my house lately and it refuses to stop eating the Peach's i'm growing...