Hello friends, today I'll be showing you all how to be super sexy with my friend, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

 

ALRIGHTY, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

 

Step 1: The first step to being sexy is to find someone sexy to look like. some examples of sexy people are Danex Darkfire, The Goddamn Batman, and obviously, my friend Dwayne here

 

Step 2: Try to mimic that sexy person's look. If you wanna be sexy like Dwayne here, try doing some of the basic things like shaving your head (this applies to men and women), and getting large irremovable tattoos

 

Step 3: Find some not-so-sexy people and try to avoid looking like them. One example is Ryan Gosling

Would you just look at that disgustingly full head  of hair. And look at his torn shirt. That's a sure sign he's a homeless person.  Not to mention his muscles are so minuscule compared to Dwayne's large muscles.

 

Well guys, that's it for today. Try this out and you too, can be super sexy!

 

Thanks to everyone who read this. Hope you enjoyed, and make sure to leave a suggestion for the next How To!

 

 

"this was a great help!" -Vin Diesel

"outstanding" -Bruce Willis

"couldn't be better" -Jason Statham

Edited August 4, 201411 yr by Danex Darkfire

I thought these were going to be informative and teach me new things

 

I'm already sexy

Other ways to be sexy: Don't be Danex.

nah he ugly