So I'm looking around google today, searching Pokemon stuff for fun since I'm all curious and crap. I find this article and everything on it is so full of crap I like cannot compute the stupidity of people in the human race.
I really, really hope this guy is a troll. I really hope it is. Because if this is actually a real thing, I just want to get on a spaceship and get the hell out of here.

 

http://church-of-illumination.com/pokemon-satanic-top8

 

 

 

 

Ho-Oh is rainbow colored which is prominently used by Homosexuals. 
This Pokemon is encouraging children to be Gay. 

It is also an extremely powerful and rare Pokemon so children may think that by becoming homosexuals that they will also become powerful and special as well. 

I really hope this is a troll. If this kid really was a 'Christian' that he says he is, he would know that in the Bible God created the rainbow to show promise that he'll never flood the Earth again as in Noah's Ark.

Why?

Just why?

 

Those who love The Legend of Zelda will get a kick out of this:
http://church-of-illumination.com/legend-of-zelda-satanic
 

Edited August 20, 201411 yr by Aqua7KH

oh my goodness. how people reach some conclusions astound me -_-

oh my goodness. how people reach some conclusions astound me -_-

This is even worse!!!http://church-of-illumination.com/halo-promotes-violenceI'm so done. *dies* I need to be revived with the intelligence of KH13 members.

that site is just like christwire. ignore it.

 

http://christwire.org/2013/01/new-pokemon-x-y-and-rainbow-versions-reveal-final-legendary-pokemon/

oh my goodness. I don't understand some people. I'm a Christian, but I don't believe all this crazy stuff! granted I don't like some games because they make me uncomfortable, but I don't condemned people who play them. Things like this are crazy.

specially the gender confusion one and the teabag one *rolls eyes*

Fundamentalist Christians taking the piss out of Pokemon has been going on for years.  They do similar things to Harry Potter.  It's best to just ignore them while we have fun battling our adorable slave monsters.

I am looking at other articles on the site, and the person must be trolling.http://church-of-illumination.com/down-syndrome-evilhttp://church-of-illumination.com/god-prefers-menhttp://church-of-illumination.com/atheists-vs-satanists

I am looking at other articles on the site, and the person must be trolling.http://church-of-illumination.com/down-syndrome-evilhttp://church-of-illumination.com/god-prefers-menhttp://church-of-illumination.com/atheists-vs-satanists

I looked at it. I'm happy this is a troll, but either way this guy is still an ass.

What. The. Actual. Fvck! O.o

The Zelda one

It burns

EDIT: Looking at the titles of some of the 'articles' on the site, it's easy to see that these writers are anything but illuminated.

On the other hand, dem comments.

Edited August 20, 201411 yr by Xiro