Well, there's already a "The best threat you have ever heard" thread, so why don't make a counterpart! ^^

 

So, Tell me the best/funniest excuse you've ever heard.

 

Here's some for not doing your homework:

 

Alien Invasion

"I didn't feel like it."

"I was to busy thinking about how awesome School is."

A good ole' suck up excuse is the best kind

RoxSox .... I'm .. SO .. gonna use that one!

Awww... ^-^

I feel worthwhile now...

"i was to busy trying buy you my fav teacher a nice gift"

Escuse for homework:

"I was too busy writting a speach about my all-time favorite teacher so I can tell the WHOLE school when I graduate."

(Extra points if you say you will say the speach in college too.)

 

Escuse for the speach:

"I'm SO sorry,I was just crying so hard last night since it was going to be my last day with you as my all-time favorite teacher.But I cried over the speach and ruined it all.I'm sorry Ms.(teachers name or last name)"

This morning i was walking into school when this guy came up with a gun and said if i didnt give him everything in my book bag he would land me in the hospital so i had to or i would maybe die

if teacher doesnt believe you say you have witnesses and look at all your freinds with a slite grin on your face

if you dont have freinds then you are screwed.

"I...forgot..." That's my usually my excuse.