The title's pretty much self-explanatory. You answer the person's question before posting your own question.

 

 

Where's my 3-cent penny?

Because Pocket's not (jk, you totally are )

 

Why is that cat staring at me?

because it wants to betch slap you

Why have I spent 99.9% of my summer on here?

Because I said so.

 

Why is it that I cant find a real reason to find the square root of Pi x Zetta?

Does that even exist...?

 

Why does my dumb school supply list have the calculator as the most expensive item? (DANG IT I HATE YOU MATH!!!! )

Because I had it the most expensive item in your school

Why did I decide to burden the sky?

I don't know, you tell me

 

Why am I so sleepy?

Because you ate my purple sandwich. :|

 

What came first: the apple or the Cookie Monster?

Cookies came before apples, therefore, the Cookie Monster.

How many Roxas' does it take to make me a sammich?

OVER 9000! Mostly because they couldn't decide what type of bread to use and needed to keep making clones to get opinions.

 

If you decide to eat a monkey and the monkey's friends come back to mess you up what do you do?

I would eat the monkey for one thing! I dunno I would probably run away on my pet unicorn.

What would you do if RoxSox burned your house down?

First I would find RoxSox, then I would KILL RoxSox, and finally I would burn down RoxSox's house.

 

Is there anything wrong with that?

........Mmmmmmmaybe... In another way... Who cares? jkjk

I DO!! D8<

Why did I have a dream in which my kitten transformed into a bird, then finally, a giant grasshopper? :'D

Because that wasn't a dream

 

Why is there an ad for Vampires and Lycans? (What the heck's a lycan???)

Because Stephanie Meyer has brain-washed us all.

 

When and where did I lose my glasses?

You left them at the Gummie Ship while Sora was taking you out on a date.

 

Where did my lucky star charm go?

You probably accidentally dropped it in a volcano.

 

Do you have ANY sense of humor?

I don't know.

 

Who stole my viseogames?

Pfft, me. I WANNA PLAY 'EM!

Why does DemyxLovesCookies think Steph Meyer has us brainwashed? I <3 her! But I <333 Edward and Jasper

Because DLC is right, Steph Meyers is the Devil's prostitute.

 

Why is she so god damn evil?

Because she wrote Twilight. Lets go kill her for making the worst books ever known to man.

 

Why do I feel so comfortable in leather?

Because she wrote Twilight. Lets go kill her for making the worst books ever known to man.

 

Why do I feel so comfortable in leather?

 

Its just a phase you're going through. You'll soon grow out of it. And before you ask, no, you do not get a smelly flashback.

 

How come nothing works when I try it?

Because you're Seto freakin Kaiba.

 

Why can't I see anyones picture sig?

Cause you're on dads pc. I think that should explain enough.

(Okay I'll post a question FOR you! lazy...)

 

Can you list the first 100 numbers in Pi?