February 13, 201510 yr I'm bored ;~; 50 Shades of Grey = Straight up Porn. Seriously, the Title is irrelevant to the contents. And good gods, it's just filth, no signs of romance or love or anything. Just some really, really weird bondage shit... Oh great, I'm entering Critic Mode.....
February 13, 201510 yr Well, the male lead is called Christian >Grey<. And on first meeting him they tend to enforce that by mentioning he's wearing gray (I feel this is meant to be a play on his name being Grey but the color is spelt gray, but where I live the color is spelt grey...) and all that (i'm pretty sure he does throughout the book but I can't remember). Either way it sounds better than "50 ways Mr Grey did me". Also noticed when checking that the leads surname Steele is similar to Steel, which is a shade of Grey. Oh that forethought. So clever. So smarts. I had no problem with the book but did find it to come off as if some 14 year old wrote a poorly done fanfiction (fact I've read better erotic fanfictions than this), I simply cannot tolerate that a grown woman won't say vagina and thinks it's only synonym is "there". You could call it the batcave or love tunnel and they'd both be better. Also didn't find it that erotic, I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about asking for plastic covers on seats for the cinema. .
I'm bored ;~;