Forget these clowns around me, they can't answer diddly squat! I on the other hand, have ALL the answers! Ask whatever your little, raisin-loving heart desires, and I shall very speedily and gracefully answer your question. And if it's dumb enough, I may even come to your house and stalk you free of charge! Underwear sniffing not included

 

So go ahead, Neophytes! Have at it.

Forget these clowns around me, they can't answer diddly squat! I on the other hand, have ALL the answers! Ask whatever your little, raisin-loving heart desires, and I shall very speedily and gracefully answer your question. And if it's dumb enough, I may even come to your house and stalk you free of charge! Underwear sniffing not included

 

So go ahead, Neophytes! Have at it.

How did your secret marriage to Ansem go, hmm??

How did your secret marriage to Ansem go, hmm??

 

 

Why, it went swimmingly!! After a 3 minute ceremony accompanied by Dubstep, and a strip tease by Voldemort, we proceeded to our delightful honeymoon! And yes, those fuzzy handcuffs and leather suits you lent me the other day, have suited us well! *Whip crack*

Why, it went swimmingly!! After a 3 minute ceremony accompanied by Dubstep, and a strip tease by Voldemort, we proceeded to our delightful honeymoon! And yes, those fuzzy handcuffs and leather suits you lent me the other day, have suited us well! *Whip crack*

Why is it always fuzzy handcuffs.....?

 

Okay then....hmm......

 

If KH was a Jumpscare FNAF style horror game: Who do YOU think the Animatronics would be replaced by?

How many Pandys can a Pandy Pan, in one Pandy after another Pandy Paned the first Pandy?

Why is it always fuzzy handcuffs.....?

 

Okay then....hmm......

 

If KH was a Jumpscare FNAF style horror game: Who do YOU think the Animatronics would be replaced by?

 

Hmmmmm...'tis a good inquiry, sir! Let's see....

 

 

I'd say a balloon-carrying Scrooge Mcduck, followed by a bug-eyed Yen Sid, a faulty Pete, a static-spewing Donald, and a Golden Lexeus chasing you around the Pizzeria with a dildo. Seems legit.

 

 

How many Pandys can a Pandy Pan, in one Pandy after another Pandy Paned the first Pandy?

 

Well, I once met gorgeous Pandy in the park....she took me back to her place, and after a delightful evening of smacking that firm PanPan, I went home. A few nights later, she called me back to say that she was now Pangrenated with a tiny Pan, so to avoid Pansupport, I changed my last name and hit the road!

LOL REALLY

 

I CAN'T EVEN

Hmmmmm...'tis a good inquiry, sir! Let's see....

 

 

I'd say a balloon-carrying Scrooge Mcduck, followed by a bug-eyed Yen Sid, a faulty Pete, a static-spewing Donald, and a Golden Lexeus chasing you around the Pizzeria with a dildo. Seems legit.

 

 

 

Well, I once met gorgeous Pandy in the park....she took me back to her place, and after a delightful evening of smacking that firm PanPan, I went home. A few nights later, she called me back to say that she was now Pangrenated with a tiny Pan, so to avoid Pansupport, I changed my last name and hit the road!

And perhaps The Marionette replaced by Young Xehanort.

 

That Pandy explaination tho.

 

 

LOL REALLY

 

I CAN'T EVEN

Neither do I.

 

 

Now PanPan; another question: Why do you love the Darkness?

And perhaps The Marionette replaced by Young Xehanort.

 

That Pandy explaination tho.

 

 

Neither do I.

 

 

Now PanPan; another question: Why do you love the Darkness?

 

Ah! Why do I love the Darkness? Let's see.....

 

From infancy, most human beings are indoctrinated with the concept that there is a fine line between good and evil. And although morals differ amongst us, one cannot deny that there is a definite "Right or Wrong" stigma that lingers throughout all of life's aspects........we sit back and hear tales of murders, and deceivers....desolaters, and offenders, of all walks of life.....And we say to ourselves: "How dreadful, I would never do that!" But, although our brain may think such, and our lips may utter this continuously, there's a tiny, tiny, voice that echoes in the very depths of our Hearts. It is often loudest when we are angry, or sometimes it just announces itself when we are dying of boredom. That desire....that undenying curiosity of that which is both forbidden and despicable. We try to shake it off, but we can't deny that we hear it. That wicked, wonderful little voice deep inside us that says....

 

Oh, what if just once....just once, I could be....

 

Bad?

 

I have come to accept this tiny voice, and claim it as part of my humanity. I have good wills, but I am no angel. And no longer shall I pretend to be one. I welcome the Good! Embrace the Bad! Incorporate the blessings of both, so that I may rise above this Great Trial called LIFE!!!

 

I........love the Darkness.

 

 

Do you?

Edited February 16, 201511 yr by Pandy Monium

Ah! Why do I love the Darkness? Let's see.....

 

From infancy, most human beings are indoctrinated with the concept that there is a fine line between good and evil. And although morals differ amongst us, one cannot deny that is a definite Right or Wrong stigma that lingers throughout all of life's aspects........we sit back and hear tales of murders, and deceivers....desolaters, and offenders, of all walks of life.....And we say to ourselves: "How dreadful, I would never do that!" But, although our brain may think such, and our lips may utter this continuously, there's a tiny, tiny, voice that echoes in the very depths of our Hearts. It is often loudest when we are angry, or sometimes it just announces itself when we are dying of boredom. That desire....that undenying curiosity of that which is both forbidden and despicable. We try to shake it off, but we can't deny that we hear it. That wicked, wonderful little voice deep inside us that says....

 

Oh, what if just once....just once, I could be....

 

Bad?

 

I have come to accept this tiny voice, and claim it as part of my humanity. I have good wills, but I am no angel. And no longer shall I pretend to be one. I welcome the Good! Embrace the Bad! Incorporate the blessings of both, so that I may rise above this Great Trial called LIFE!!!

 

I........love the Darkness.

 

 

Do you?

DARKNESS FTW!!!

 

 

...but yeah, I love Darkness. And Nothingness.

 

Simples!

DARKNESS FTW!!!

 

 

...but yeah, I love Darkness. And Nothingness.

 

Simples!

 

 

Tiny bat baby agrees.

Did you ever get high off my weed?

Did you ever get high off my weed?