She lives under my bed, and steals my boxers. I cannot go down their, unless i am giving her Ramen. She has a Widescreen with an XBOX down their. And i am not 100% sure, but i believe i am going to get raped tonight.

 

I do not know what to think of this.

 

Me: Hey Jenny(3:13pm)

jenyflo5483: hellooo.(3:14pm)

Me: I have a minor question(3:14pm)

Me: Do you live under my bed still?(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: yup : D(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: it's still pretty comfy down here(3:14pm)

jenyflo5483: kinda stuffy though lol.(3:14pm)

Me: oh(3:14pm)

Me: well i checked my Drawer, and notice some of my Underwear is missing(3:15pm)

Me: are you stealing my underwear T_T(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: yes(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: i can't help myself...(3:15pm)

Me: O_O(3:15pm)

Me: *locks Drawers*(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: good thing you like bozers(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: boxers*(3:15pm)

jenyflo5483: NOO D:(3:16pm)

Me: I'm going down their(3:16pm)

Me: *Crawls under bed and looks for Boxers*(3:16pm)

Me: Holy-(3:16pm)

jenyflo5483: yayyy<3333(3:16pm)

Me: you have a Widescreen down here?!(3:17pm)

jenyflo5483: very cotton-y.(3:17pm)

jenyflo5483: well duh. how else do you expect me to get entertained besides having your boxers |:(3:17pm)

Me: Hmph(3:18pm)

Me: whats next(3:18pm)

jenyflo5483: err(3:18pm)

jenyflo5483: i failed to mention i also brought my xbox down here...(3:18pm)

Me: ...(3:19pm)

Me: XBOX?!(3:19pm)

Me: *turns it on*(3:19pm)

Me: if this thing has Left 4 dead in it(3:19pm)

Me: i officially love you.(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: LEFT 4 DEAD HELL YES(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: lulz i love that ga,e(3:19pm)

jenyflo5483: game*(3:20pm)

Me: I LOVE YOU(3:20pm)

Me: *hugs jenny*(3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: (3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: /hugs back <3(3:20pm)

Me: I can now officially get used to you living under my bed(3:20pm)

jenyflo5483: yay : D now get back in the kitchen where you belong. |:<(3:21pm)

Me: I can't stay down here?! D:(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: LOL(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: of course(3:21pm)

jenyflo5483: but i want ramen noodles(3:22pm)

Me: OH(3:22pm)

Me: *puts on chef hat*(3:22pm)

Me: i r cheffeh(3:22pm)

jenyflo5483: LMFAOOO.(3:22pm)

jenyflo5483: i like chicken flavored ramen <3(3:22pm)

Me: OK(3:22pm)

Me: *crawls out of bed and runs into Kitchen*(3:23pm)

jenyflo5483: lol <3(3:23pm)

Me: *half an hour later*(3:24pm)

Me: *comes back with 2 ramens*(3:24pm)

Me: here is your cihcken ramen(3:24pm)

Me: and i made one for me to feed mahself(3:24pm)

Me: Cause i liek Pickle Flavored Ramen bettah(3:24pm)

jenyflo5483: (3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: pickle flavored o_o?(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: never heard of it(3:25pm)

Me: Uh(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: but sounds rather...appetizing (3:25pm)

Me: its a little thing i made up(3:25pm)

Me: since i love sour food(3:25pm)

Me: Just shoves pickle slices in a ramen(3:25pm)

jenyflo5483: LOOOL(3:25pm)

Me: *Jumps on top of bed*(3:26pm)

Me: And another question.(3:26pm)

Me: Do you...(3:26pm)

Me: rape me at night? O_O(3:26pm)

Me: When im asleep?(3:26pm)

jenyflo5483: well that sounds even more appetizing (3:26pm)

Me: Please don't(3:27pm)

Me: If you don't(3:27pm)

Me: *unlocks Drawer*(3:27pm)

Me: you can do whatever the hell ya want in my room(3:27pm)

Me: ok?(3:31pm)

Me: Jen(3:34pm)

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She never replied D:

 

Discuss.

Say wut now.

Say wut now.

 

wut now.

now wut? Jenny, wtf is this |:< you're cheating-raeping on me?????

Cricket, you're the one who has a child and a household and a marriage with her...

JENY, YOU CHEATIN' BETCH D8

Wait if that's Jeny under your bed, who is in my shower? D8

-raises hand slowly-

.........D8

 

 

.....wut?

 

 

........D8

 

 

 

 

*grabs a giant soccer trophy nearby* D8 GTFO OF THAT JENY DISGUISE. .

Drat, I've been discovered.

 

-puts on Hinako disguise-

 

Oh haiiiii

Maaaybe i shouldn't have posted this.

soraking, would you mind exiting kaiso's shower for a mo? i need to bathe.

Who is this Soraking you speak of? My name is Paolette /shot dead

what is this I don't even

but i ;A;

^ You can have her shower back, I guess I can live in her attic. Or her garage.

Just dont live in her pants... thats my territory.

Can I live in her shoes?

Who is this Soraking you speak of? My name is Paolette /shot dead

 

what is this I don't even?

Drat, I've been discovered.

 

-puts on Hinako disguise-

 

Oh haiiiii

 

 

Drat, I've been discovered.

 

-puts on Hinako disguise-

 

Oh haiiiii

 

what the hell D8

I bought a Hinako disguise at Wal-Mart. They are surprisingly hard to find/ shot

 

I must be you to live in KaiSo's house, sowwwyyyyy.

 

Wait, did I just blow my cover? Awwwww sh-

>3>

-charges at with... a soccer ball?-

 

Well, theh space on my closet shelf isn't taken, and neither is the shelf with the coke bottles.

I forgot who was under my bed.... but I know someone has UNDER my bed, but not in my second back-up bed that's below my main bed that I generally use for sleep-overs. /shot

How much rent would I have to pay for the closet shelf?

I live in Kaiso's closet. End of discussion.

We have sexy fun tiem every morning when she gets dressed/shot

I'm a pants hopper. Living in as many differnt pairs of pants that I can find per day...

As of right now, I'm in Ven'nay'nay's.

KaiSo, I'll pay you 1 million for your closet. I don't have money, but I can pay you in fish tacos 8D

 

and Jeny, if no one is living in your attic, I will be pleased to move in.

 

Stalkin time