Posted August 18, 201015 yr 1: If you ever meet a dude with spiky hair and a huge key ask him for something; he'll make it happen. 2: Don't trust people in black coats begging you to kill the heartless; they might be up to something. 3: A heart is not an internal organ; it is a shape representing valentine's day. 4: When it's storming make sure to go out and run to save your raft recklessly so you can end up saving the world. 5: People with a heart with bolts struck through them symbol on their chest means trouble. (I posted this in forum games so people can continue the list.)
August 18, 201015 yr 6. Anything can happen in video games 7. Never trust small black-ish creatures no matter how cudly they seem
August 18, 201015 yr 8. Choose your words VERY carefully. Fan-girls will take anything and make it sound wrong o.o
August 19, 201015 yr 13. Never try to flirt with any people in black coats 14. Do not do anything with your name that is funny so that fangirls can change them around and make fun of that person
August 19, 201015 yr 15.Never be a princess of heart unless you want to get kidnnaped on a daily basis.
August 19, 201015 yr 9. That Yaoi can corrupt anything. Your mom can corrupt anything/shot 15.Never be a princess of heart unless you want to get kidnnaped on a daily basis. Never be a princess in general 17. Next time someone attacks you, stab them with your key. It'll work. 18. It gives girls an excuse to cosplay as wh*res like Kairi 8D/shot
August 19, 201015 yr 17: House keys=God mode. 18: You're invincible when you go within range of the kingdom hearts universe.
August 19, 201015 yr 17: House keys=God mode. 20. Most of the females are surrounded by two boys or more (threesomes)
August 19, 201015 yr 21. Whenever you see a hot person who has the oposiote sex then you, ask them out for a date
August 19, 201015 yr 22. If you ever get offered to wield a weapon of great power that resembles a key, do not take it. 23. There are more furries in this world then there are regular people.
August 19, 201015 yr 25: Believe it or not, As much as Sora sounds like a 8 year old in KH1... Sora is ACTUALLY 15 (or 14).
August 19, 201015 yr 26. As much as you want to, do not feel bad for the other organization members who ' just wanted a heart ' It's all LIEZ! 27. Riku is awesome ^^ ( DON'T DENY IT )
August 20, 201015 yr 28-Don't spam GODDAMN LIMIT ATTACKS.Piss off Xigbar. 29-If you have a X in your name, prepare to be killed by a 15 year old holding a key.
August 20, 201015 yr (BUTTRINITYLIMITWITHDONALDANDGOOFYINYOURPARTYISSOBADASSSSSD8) 30- Cards are for Yu-Gi-Oh...
August 20, 201015 yr 32. Nobody except you is allowed to god mod 33. 14 year old's are capable of operating spaceships without any prior training. 34. If it's a male KH character there is Yaoi of it 35. If there is no Yaoi of it, it is your duty to create the Yaoi. 36. We don't need anymore Yaoi of sora and riku 37. And Axel and Roxas 38. If you want to create Yaoi at least make it original. Like Ansem the Wise and king mickey.
August 21, 201015 yr 39. No matter what anyone says, know in your heart the truth: Pfft, Axel's so gay for Roxas 40. Don't worry if someone is about to try to kill you. Bash them with a house key.
1: If you ever meet a dude with spiky hair and a huge key ask him for something; he'll make it happen.
2: Don't trust people in black coats begging you to kill the heartless; they might be up to something.
3: A heart is not an internal organ; it is a shape representing valentine's day.
4: When it's storming make sure to go out and run to save your raft recklessly so you can end up saving the world.
5: People with a heart with bolts struck through them symbol on their chest means trouble.
(I posted this in forum games so people can continue the list.)