kewlkat2525

YAAAAAY FOR DEFENDING ROXAS!!! But I'm too lazy to, but Im sure you'll do fine

L:*stares uncaringly like Kyoya*

NOOOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANT DARKNESS! IF THERE'S DARKNESS, XEMNAS'LL COME AND POKE MY HEAD WITH HIS LIGHT-SABERS!!!

ooooooooooohhhhhh. " 'Follow the spiders' he said. Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?" LARXENE IS HAGRID IN DISGUISE!!!!

I agree with Digimoon... but does nobody else like Sora's voice from KH1?

poor volunteer organization!

L:NOOOOO! U MUST DESTROY THE NOTEBOOK! SHE'S LYING!!! Near: He's right you know. You must destroy it, else countless others will die....

DOOOOOOOOM!!!

Oh, wait, here it is... *clears throat* "All Moderators were once human beings, and secretly wish to return to being one. If a human claims the Keyblade Of Bananas, then all Moderators will become human again. However, if a Moderator claims the Keyblade of Bananas, then all humans will become enslaved to the Moderators, and the world will be covered by 1000 years of darkness!"

L: No huggling! You might have poisoned ur huggles!!!

WHAT!!? You're telling me they don't poop out rainbows and ice cream?

EXACTLY!!! THEY MUST BE VIOLENT SLAUGHTERERS OF HUMANKIND!!! *creates clone of Edward. forces him to be evil* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kewlkat: SOOOOOORAAAAAA!!! Sora: What? I'm hanging out with Riku and Kairi here. That's right cool people. Who cares about losers like Pooh and Piglet? Kewlkat: That's MEAN. Well, guess I'll just have to turn u into a heartless again so Roxas will help me. *turns Sora into Heartless* Roxas: I'M FREEEE! Free from Sora! Kewlkat: You won't be free much longer unless you go rescue piglet! Riku: YOU STOLE MY BFF! *breaks Roxas' leg with Dark Powers* Kairi: Hey Riku! You don't just break ppl's legs. You break their spines! *summons flower keyblade and breaks Roxas' spine* Kewlkat: OMGZ! ROXAS!!!! ARE U OK?!! Roxas: *lifts hand weakly* I'm fine... go on without me... I'll catch up... *whispers, "Help. Me."* Kewlkat: Hmmmm.... Okay, have fun with your new friends *walks away**hears sounds of Roxas getting beat up* I'm so glad he has such great friends :D:D P.S. This counts as part of my story so it's not too random

Vampires sparkling...... ugghh... *gets headache at thought of supposedly cool&evil vampires becoming nice and sparkly*

NOOOOOO!!! AAAAAH!!! MODERATORS EVERYWHEEEERRE!!! *teleports to Happy Place* Whew, I'm safe here......... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MORE MODERATORS!!! THEY'RE STEALING MY KITTENS TO GIVE TO NATHAN!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *embarks on journey to find keyblade that defeats all moderators before Dchiuch and KairiWilson can claim it*

Wheee! This looks like fun! *clears throat* Noldor, Number, Napper, Nor, Near, Napier!

I DEFY THE GOD-NESS OF DCHIUCH!!! AND I SHALL NOT ALLOW YOU TO EAT KITTENS!!! *Wraps Nathan in Cow-bubble-wrap, and asplodes it with magical kat powers, then throws ashes into graveyard for eated kittens DX* Dchiuch, you shouldn't allow Nathan to eat kittens! *looks up at post* wow, that was really violent *cowers under bed, creates imaginary shield so Dchiuch can't send moderators to attack*

The Shadow card is the coolest *Does super-evil laugh* I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH THE SHADOW AND THE DEATHNOTE. *does another evil laugh*

Where I live, its strangely cloudy& cold all the time, even tho it's June... hmmm... I think someone from my other house has set an evil Cloud on me... *pokes Cloud w/ umbrella* Cloud: *Turns into Cloud Strife* OW! That hurt! Kewlkat: Well you deserve it for haunting me! Cloud: Well, you could have just notified me about how unfair I was being! Then I might have stopped. Kewlkat: But you were a cloud! I didn't know you could talk or were even capable of sentient thought! Cloud: Well, you should rid yourself of these preconceived notions about inanimate objects!!!

Hooray for supreme anime fandom!!! Oh, I have the Mirror Clow Card from Card Captor Sakura, but I lost all of the other ones DX yah, petit Dragonball was a lot better... Prince of Tennis, I had forgotten about that! Wow, so many hours spent watching television... sorry for rambling on I'll fade into the wind now *fades into wind, gets blown upwards, hits a plane* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Wow... too bad I already beat everything obsessively... well, hello, I'm *points to username*

YEEEESSSS..... Twilight must burn... stupid stereotypical paucity of originality.

But why did Kira have to use potato chips for evil!?! DX

L: Well, as long as u promise to stop killing ppl, and you give me 999,999,999,999 cakes a day, we might consider releasing you from custody...

NOOOO! I completely forgot about the tissue box! It's taking all of the world's snot and using it to fuel the snot-cannon, which will blow up the black hole at the center of the galaxy, which will result in everything sliding into chaos, and creating a new gargantuan black hole that will devour the universe!!!