Everything posted by Paranoia
- Umbreon or...
- Paranoia's status update
- Paranoia's status update
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I'm DONE. G-MUTHAFIRETRUCKING-G.
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Why is life so complicated?
Everything would be convenient if it wasn't.
- Paranoia's status update
- Paranoia's comment on Zola's profile
- Paranoia's status update
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I have a BIG problem! D:
As long as you have it completely paid off, I believe they would hold it for you.
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Deep Jungle. I want to kill myself.
Jilly, that was bad
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Why is coming on this site so addicting
Its because I'm here. I'm like a drug.
- Paranoia's status update
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Paranoia's status update
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate mo-o-o-o-rse?
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I live in constant fear that someone will think I'm ignoring them because I didn't reply to their...
NO YOU AREN'T! YOU HATE ME, I KNOW IT
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I live in constant fear that someone will think I'm ignoring them because I didn't reply to their...
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!?!
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What Does the Fox Say?
Finally, the mystery has some light shed upon it.
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Can it just be April fool's already I want to tell my dad I'm pregnant again
@Lala: You are evil, madam.
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Can it just be April fool's already I want to tell my dad I'm pregnant again
I told my dad I got my girlfriend pregnant on April Fool's day one time. He looked at me dead in the face and said something about my right hand that I will not repeat on this site.
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Hey Ducky!
Smoke weed erryday!
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Post a picture of yourself!
You have Rocco's Modern Life...shirt...shorts...overalls...? Anyway, it has Rocco on them and I love you for that
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Post a picture of yourself!
I may have gotten a thing in the mail today.
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WAITER!!! *waving the waiter to take our order*
I'm cutting you off.
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Whats the longest amount of time you have spent on one game?
+99 hours on MegaMan Legends 2. Its not that I played that long, I literally left my Playstation on for a week straight because I didn't have a memory card at the time.
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Post a picture of yourself!
@Aaron: at first I thought you posted a new picture, and I had the thought, "Oh great, now we have to see a string of quotes on how all the girls are drooling in their pants over you." Just saying, you're hot stuff, mate. c; Anyway, I must say, I felt friggin adorable in this picture. (Ignore that I haven't shaved in a few days.)
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All the way from South Africa
Is Die Antwoord. Relish in their greatness.