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Oblivion

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  1. Im laughing. Mod/member fight. Place bets anyone? MODS ARE PWNING.
  2. Oh you sick clever fool you. Next I will pour it on a snail to make it lose weight.
  3. 15. because of a certain video game mentioned a few times on this very site
  4. He took his vocal chords. Why are all your base belonging to me?
  5. Im not sure how to kill you since I'm dead.... but... i took your cookie. And Demyx. And loves. Does that do it?
  6. 7 wonderful to know. I guess its a choking hazard then
  7. Kills keyblader... with key. How ironic
  8. 1. Xemnas- The one who wasn't the other but really is the onther one's oher half 2. Xigbar- The college shooter 3.Xaldin-T3h Pwnage Mast3r 4. Vexen- Isn't that guy Sephiroths dad? He's pretty cool. I hate puns. 5. Lexeaus- The stoner 6.Zexion- Secret agent man. Is a blue-haired guy that has his nose stuck in a book. His job is to smell other people and clean. Has been arrested many times for blowing up people who call him emo. 7.Saix-one angry muthafiretrucker 8.Axel- The arsonist 9.Demyx- the malorduos narcotic... or something... 10.Luxord- the yu gi oh fanboy 11. Marluxia- token gay character 12. Larxene- The savage nympho SOLIIID SNAKE
  9. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO GO BACK AND REREAD THAT? DO YOU HONESTLY WANT A FIGURE YOU CHEAP BUM? ...one. Good job man.
  10. So, a teacher writes on the board: woman without her man is nothing The men wrote: Woman, without her man, is nothing. The women wroteL Woman! Without her, man is nothing.
  11. Its just you. What about deathskull? (its a joke, dont kill me)
  12. You look like... HOLY HELL I WAS DISTRACTED BY YOUR Rep!!^
  13. BEST SIG PIC IVE SEEN IN A WHILE ^^^
  14. My dear Pat, The dinner we had the other night was absolutely lovely. Not in my wildest dreams could I ever imagine someone as perfect as you. Could you- if only for a moment- think of our being together forever? What a cruel joke, to have you come into my life only to leave it again; it would be heaven denied. The possibility of seeing you again makes me giddy with joy. I face the time we are apart with great sadness. John P.S.: I would like to tell you that I love you. I can
  15. The Harry Potter series would be so much better if, after seven books and over a million words, the last sentence was- "And that, your honor, is why three kids in wizard outfits happened to end up in my cellar."
  16. I have a level 100 Magikarp, but I don't particularly like them. i just thought the pic was funny cuz in tiny letters around the Magikarp it says "Hell yeah Motherfiretrucker." Yeah...
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