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woah...I don't know if you consider this a good thing or a bad thing, but you could be one damn good Light cosplayer. (Sorry if it's a bad thing) No, I don't take any offense!! In fact, for a while, in my friend's cosplay group, I /was/ Light! BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOD! But, then, they made me Matt. Not that I'm complaining. TAKE THAT, GILLIAN! (Sorry, my friend and I are fighting over who Matt loves more. )

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/wofboy123567/yayforstraightenedhairexceptmybangs.jpg?t=1255885486 THIS PICTURE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY OTHER ONE. 8D

Cella, I'm sorry! (cries) TT_TT This was all my fault... I love youuu~!!

KAISO CALLS PART SIX. BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON HER STUPID COMPUTER WON'T LET HER LOG IN.

Your words sting me slightly, Roxas, but I know what you mean. X_X; It's really not written very well... But it's still fun freaking out over it because it's Kingdom Hearts. (shot)

But pedophilia makes the world go roundd~! (shot) Lol. I like alllll the pedo pairings, pretty much. 8D MARNAM FOR THE W- (shot)

... I love you. (shot) OK, dude... like everyone else is saying, why is Axel so /old/? I imagined him being 17 at the youngest, not... (shudder shudder) 25... I love AkuRoku and all (and I even enjoy the minor pedophilia aspect... ) but that just creeps me out for some reason... o_o; I read somewhere that Nomura said Xemnas was 30, and even though I like Xemnas/Roxas, the thought of Axel being almost as old as Xemnas and being in love with Roxas... gah. TT_TT A little creepy to me. 21 is the oldest I can see him... And they so supported Luxord/Larxene. It's not even funny. BUT THEY'RE STILL DESTROYING MY DEMYX/LARXENE FRIENDSHIP! >A< Hehehehe... this is so full of AkuRoku I can't even begin to mention it all.

Roxas Edition: My ice cream brings all the boys to the yard, And they're like, 'You're such a whore.' Damn right, I'm such a whore I could teach you ... but I'm underage, so technically it's illegal. Axel: ... (wipes blood off of face) (shot for epic fail)

DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S THE BEST KHV CAN SUCK IT 8D @JENY AARON. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. AAAAND A SLIGHT CASE OF HERPES. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! (shot)

WULL TAH TELL YA DA TRUTH I THOUGHT THAT WAS UBER TRASHY AHM SHORREH AHM MO CLASSEH DEN DAT NOW EXCUSE MEH WHILE AH GO TO SELL MAH BODY TO THE NIGHT ROXANNE ROXANNE (shot) *grumble grumble... stupid ****ing aaron and his stupid ****ing prejudice against my awesome ****ing font... * edit: YA KNOW WHAT DC?! JUST GO KH-VIDS YOURSELF. (shot)

I R INSULED.INSULED, I SAY. Okay, ill stop posting now. Welcome to kh13. XDD /Cella has fled! NYUU CELLA CUM (lolololololol) BACK TEW MEHHH SDFPOASDFASDF MAH LIEF HAZ NO MEENIN AH SORREHZ ROSE TWAS ALL A LIEEEEE 3

WUL HAI DERE. ITZ NOT LIEK I NO U IRL OR ANYTHING LOLOLOLOL IM TEH BIPOLAR (NOT RLLY THAT WUZ FER TEH LULZ) AKUROKU MASTER BUT U NOEZ DAT ULREDDI LOLOLOL KTHXBAI 8D

HEY WUH BOU MINE. D': IT WAS MADE BAH SHUMUN ELSE BUT IDUNGIVEAfiretruck. ITZAKUROKUW/RYANCABRERA. JOOCANNOTRESHISTTTT. 3

SHIKI NO!! Can I have the rest of her body? owo (shot)

OK, a bunch of yours fit... so well.

You're... welcome? I love Austin Powers, and that scene immediately came to mind... OH GOD. XDDD (imagines) Roxas would be Fook Mi, Ven would be Fook Yu... ohgod. XDDDD And srsly. Vexen needs to stop doing that! O_O Poor Repliku... What if Vexen is god, and we're all just the clones of people who've died...? ._.

RE-DOING BECAUSE IT'S FUN. 8D NO NOT KAISO YOU SILLY GEESE I MEANT THE PAIRING LIST. (shotshotshot) 1. Axel 2. Roxas 3. Saix 4. Xemnas 5. Marluxia 6. Larxene 7. Luxord 8. Xigbar 9. Vexen 10. Riku 11. Sora 12. Ven 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Larxene/Sora... o_o No, I haven't. But it sounds hot! Basically Larxene/Roxas... owo <3333 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Xemnas... his name says it all. MANSEX/SEXMAN. HE IS SEX ON WHEELS. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Ven got Xigbar preggerz... LMAO THIS SO WORKS SINCE XIGBAR LOLOLOL. 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you rec any? Vexen... uh... Never read any. FO SHAME. >A< 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Roxas/Larxene. I FREAKING LOVE THIS PAIRING. <333 Yeah, Roxas would be like, 'Mommy! :D' and Larxene would be like, 'O_O WTF?!' <333 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Marluxia/Vexen or Marluxia/Riku... MARVEX FO SHIZ. <3 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Luxord (huh, he was 7 last time LOL, I typo'd 'night'.) walks in on Roxas and Ven having sex... If it was Axel, it'd be like that one scene in Austin Powers 3 where he's all like 'O__________O (GASP) TW-TWINZ...' but Luxord would probably be like, 'Oh, shit, another Roxas clone... VEXENNNN! STOP CLONING CHILDREN!' 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Saix/Riku. o_o WTF. Um... Riku finds a wolf in the forest, and it's hurt... And, um, he cares for it... but turns out it's Saix the werewolf... o_o Smex ensues. (shot) 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Axel/Xigbar. If there is, I want some of the crack that person is on. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Luxord/Ven... 'Strip Poker'! IT'S LIKE LUXORD/ROXAS. 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Xemnas de-flower Axel? LMAO, well, Rose /did/ send me that Evil!Ansem/Axel pic... 8D Uh... well... ._. Axel wants a heart really badly, and Xemnas tries to show him what 'real happiness' is... IDK!! >A< 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Luxord slash... CELLA LIKES LUXORD/ROXAS. 8D AND WHO CAN'T RESIST LUXORD/XIGBAR?! 13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Saix het... o_o The only one you could pair with Saix might be Kairi... since he locked her up and all... 14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Sora. Pshyeah. 15) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? Roxas/Xemnas/Marluxia... o_o Um, they would, but only as crack. 16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Riku... Probably Sora's name. 17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Xigbar... well, if it was a Xigbar/Larxene fanfic, I'd SO use Bullseye by Aly&AJ. LMAO. (shot) 18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Axel/Larxene/Ven. That sounds AMAZING. (shotshotshot) Um... sadism/pedophilia/implied... twincestbetweenVenandRoxas? o_O IDK. 19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Riku to Roxas... Uh... "You're basically Sora. Let's firetruck." 20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Marluxia... a while ago. It was Marluxia/Namine. (shot) 21) What is Six's super-secret kink? Larxene... it's not too secret, now is it? SADISM, BAYBEH. 22) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Sora/Vexen... LMAOLMAOLMAO. XDDDD NO. BUT MAYBE UBERUBERUBERUBERDRUNK. "H-hey... (hic) wa-wanna see my Keyblade?" (shot) 23) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Saix/Luxord... o_o Um. Saix. 24) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Axel and Vexen (wtf... Axel KILLED HIM! ) are in a happy relationship until Vexen suddenly runs off with Xemnas (WTFBBQ?! O_O). Axel, broken-hearted (or lack thereof), has a hot one-night stand with Sora ("You're just like Roxas, but worse!") and a brief unhappy affair with Ven ("You may look identical, but you're just not the same as my Roxas!"), the follows the advice of Marluxia ("USE A CONDOM!") and finds true love with Saix. YAY AXEL/SAIX. owo I would name it, "Moon&Sun". Just because... Axel/Saix. I'D MAKE EVERYONE READ IT. owo Um... Rose. She could make it work. 25) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Luxord/Xigbar... BUT IT /IS/ CANO- (shot)

Sora to Riku (in KH2): Riku... you gonna take that off? 8D

I kinda feel like re-doing it with different charries...

THAT ISN'T KAISO'S PJS LOLOLOLOLOL. (shot) Spoiler tags since it's long.

Wait... wtf is that little smilie thing in Axel's bubble in the first pic? What's '--;'? (shotshotshot)

Yeah, he's in the little part after the intro, where he's all like, 'Man, I miss the old times... Still got it memorized? Something something about Roxas and him eating ice cream... blablabla' and THEN the actual FMV scenes.

Larxel is only good if Axel is her gay boyfriend! And they scope out men together! Which is good, since I like AkuRoku and RokuLarx... owo; (shotshotshot)

OMFG. I KNOW. I pronounced it She-on, but they say it like She-own... but it's oh-so-subtle enough to infuriate you. What was wrong with She-on? SRSLY. D:< GAHHHH. (rages) ... Zion... I know a guy named Zion. Fits Xion, eh? Since she is after all. ... why should I even bother with the spoiler tags? It's common knowledge by now. (shot)

... you think THAT'S weird? Hun, I'm writing a fanfic that's about Roxas being a gay cross-dresser, and Axel sees 'Roxanne' at the club one night, and, since he's convinced he's straight and thinking that 'Roxanne' is a woman, it's love at first sight. But, he sees a young woman go and snatch 'her' up first. That woman's name... is Lea. DUNDUNDAA. CLIFFHANGER. 8D I also once had a dream that involved Roxas in a gothic lolita Alice in Wonderland dress... but that's not for the kiddies. ;D (shot)