Tom

Man I can't decide if it's today or tomorrow, last time I checked it was the 19th, now it says the 18th. firetruck it, it's going to be today. Anyways, happy three years for me being on here. Being here the entire time, I somehow ended Digivolving from a Freshman to a Senior that quickly. I need a flash image...uh....shit, I don't know what to pick. Well the mods dry hump Homestuck every other day, I'll do that then. Anyways, I don't even know what to talk about this Personal Thread since I haven't made one since my early times on here, where I had to bitch about everything that breathes. Wait I got an idea. I think everyone wants to know the question of me of them all: Why am I such a douchebag? Why am I an asshole to lots of people, to a point where they hate me or even the ultimate fans of mine would so much as to call me a "f a g". Well you pay attention to this small little scientific diagram of mine, you'll understand a little more about me: Why Tom Is Such a Douchebag: -depression -unable to feel important or necessary in life -suicidal thoughts during really meh days -chest pains (popping up lately) -lack of activity with few friends -oh yeah, only a few friends -not caring for relationships, sex, love, etc. (potential asexual moment) -annoyance from half of this forum and everywhere else -and being the witty sarcastic self I am So now you know that I am not a healthy one, like the rest of you. This is a natural thing for me, and it's not getting any easier. I don't have the worst life there is, but quite frankly, it wasn't hard too hard to figure out things about me. Half of this stuff is literally posted on this forum, and people think that I do that for shits and giggles. Here's an emotional face to describe further feelings: ._. Now you're probably thinking as to post something along the lines of, "Hope you get better". Do you think that's going to work? Do you think you're actually helping? How does your advice of you hoping me (which my life isn't important to you in the first place), to get better going to make me from this into the happiest firetrucker you know? It won't, so that's Step 1 into commenting if you have any thoughts of doing so. Step 2, this is usually a common. WHY DONT YOU GO TO THERAPY? or WHY DONT YOU TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS? Because I suck and you're annoying. Go to Koko's thread or something, and complain there to why I'm a stubborn dick. And Step 3, understand this isn't a thread where I expect you to help, it's more like I'm helping you understand a little more about me. My hands are cold typing this. Uh, shit what else? Oh yeah, the chatbar. This is something that is still big, and people still expect me to be nice on there. Look, if you're a newbie on the forums looking at who's Online, putting on blindfolds, and pin the tail on the computer screen of what person you want to talk to, lower your expectation. If you do not see what I post, and how I post it, before you talk to me, you're going to end up having a bad time. And those who tried to converse with me through the chatbar will understand that I am more of a dick on there, than on the forums, because to simply put it, I didn't want to talk to you, especially if you're a person that is meh to me. And while I'm on the subject of the chat system, I like for certain people here to read this 4. No advertising via chat system. Don't go around posting links to your stories or videos or threads to other people unless they specifically ask they want to see your thread or story or video or whatever.This is a forum rule prohibiting you to advertise on the chat system. And what do I keep getting from this? Advertisement from the chats. Post it on a status or actually make a thread without advertising. Otherwise, cut the shit. That I had to get out of the way, because people tend to do this all the time. What else, what else...uh...I really got nothing. I just wanted to mainly bitch on the annoying people here. It's once in a blue moon that it happens. I don't see how people like posting Personal threads anyway. Projecting my emotions doesn't make me feel better. And well, it's not really helpful. Seriously, how does this work? Just say whatever's on my mind, then everyone comes to my rescue and helps me? Meh, I don't even know. Welp, that's pretty much it then. Happy 3 years of me being on here, wooooooooooot. I expressed all my enthusiasm into that woot. I know that most likely everyone is just going to like this post for whatever reason, and probably have my two stalkers to post here before everyone else does, if they even see this thread, and I'll have to be like, "God damn it, stop firetrucking stalking me". Yeah, same-o same-o. KH sucks =D

In New York for a Yankees Game. Rainy as firetruck. Busy as firetruck. Shitty as firetruck. firetruck.

In New York for a Yankees Game. Rainy as firetruck. Busy as firetruck. Shitty as firetruck. firetruck.

Guess my school is getting sued then. Or about every single of them. Or wait.... That's false and homosexual.

Random lame surprise next week.

Kiera struggles with The Narrator, trying to get The Narrator to stop narrating her life. The Narrator just shakes his head. Kiera will easily make another vulgar comment in regards to The Narrator's actions.

Said Kiera, as she tried to reject The Narrator. The Narrator simply laughs at her, knowing that The Narrator will do whatever he pleases. Thus, The Narrator continues to narrate Kiera's life.

Apparently I must be a firetrucking special snowflake then to have two asshats always posting on my statuses. Kiera, I'm also on MSN in case you don't realize we're having this conversation :|

I don't ask these firetruckers to come to my status. They just waltz right in here and go, "HEY TOM HOW THE firetruck ARE YOU DOING TODAY? THATS FANTASTIC".

Of course the first two who post are Dick McScrumptious and Stalking Hoebag. There really isn't any good morals in this situation. And Shana...well Shana, I'd like to make sure that my name isn't anywhere on your profile, now that would be wonderful.

Take medication and be a happy addict, or continue being my miserable douchebag self. Decisions, decisions. Meh.

Kiera says ahh conversation woes Prosectuor Tom says Pretty much. Just listen to The Fragrance of Dark Coffee So jazzy. Kiera says ok im listening to it -minute later- Kiera says also see my msn status >tom my name is blues not jazz assbaka Prosecutor Tom says And now my MSN status >Kiera, suck my Yankee Doodle Kiera says firetruck u Prosecutor Tom says With lots of love. ;D Just like the old days.

You know, back in the day, Koko would piss on everyone, especially me. I figured that a dildo ended up fixing the problem. Then I found out she'd be able to rape me with it. Kiddies, all of you should be taking my life lessons, and one of the many life lessons is that if you don't want bad shit, you better worship Satan. After all, I do listen to heavy metal, which ends up being the devil's music by many afflicted mommies and daddies. We all commit sins, therefore, you all worship Satan. That means you worship Koko in the end. Just dig it bros, just dig it.

Nope.avi, because this isn't 4chan, or any shit you want it to be. Would you kindly go back to the other side of the Internet? This way, I don't get annoyed by hearing Bronies or anything MLP related, and we can all live happily ever after. Before the Fire Nation attacks, of course.

Everyone hates me, so all your neg reps belong to me.

It don't work man, it don't work.

....Ok.

And you're no help, Kiera.

And here comes Genny to apply her mouth over my genitalia for more added suck up.

Oh I can't wait until the power outages hits you Shana, I'll give an hour. Two maximum.

People are mean. In real life. And on the Internet. Get over it. Don't make a status to complain about something we already know. I kow, the big poopy pants Tom is a real meanie, oh well, go do it on Facebook or something.

Goddamn it Shana, quit firetrucking stalking me.

Welcome to Reality, enjoy your stay and make sure the door doesn't hit you on the head from further damage you already currently have.

I'm sure Random Power Outages hates you too, since you know, they're clearly human and able to process emotion and thoughts.