Liraxus

Or let me kick yo asseh.

1-My weapon fires 400 dollar costing bullets in 4 milliseconds. It costs 40'000 dollars to fire this weapon...FOR TWELVE SECONDS. 2-I wooped Sorage's ass once. 3-I am OVER 9001!!! 4-If all else fails...I KEEL YOU. 5-Imah shootcha wid mah Dezzert eegle. 6-I captured half of KH13 in Box's. Even Aaron. 7-I can beat Cella's pants in Technology. 8-My stare is deadly. 030 9-I have jeans with holes in them. 10-Cause you can. 11-I will send Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick you. 12-Jenny lives under my bed. 13-I am not sure, but i think she is stealing my underwear. 14-Which scares me. 15-So she better tell me before i cut out the under from my bed. 16-If i die, i will create a black hole that will devour KH13. 17-Aaron can't do sh*t bout dis sexeh thang. 18-I obey Soraking3 19-I can eat a Big Mac in under a Minute. 20-Cause i have 20 FREAKING REASONS.

GREAT CHEESESTICKS!

Best post ever.

They do it, i'm terrorist. Nuff said.

Daww, you and Roxsox wud make a fine couple~

The heavy ate them all.

Can your evil teammate liraxus has cookie? <3

GREAT BALLZ A' FIAH.

"All forces report to the castle, the final assault begins."

*Stomp* Who i stomped, you dun know

You know i know~

"Yes, purple, baylaust" *Baylaust hears it in his mind*

I love the treasure planet idea. That movie was awesome. It deserves a spot.

I will be waiting.

"Don't start goofing off my liege. We must kill the 2 kings and dominate the area."

Too late.

"Uh...where exactly did you get those women?"

._. My feelings have been verbally assaulted... I suddenly want to rape you. I kid, i kid.notreally

"The slaves entered the city. And i sent in an underground team to kill Aaron and DChiuch. No goodies know, so they shouldn't be guarded well. Ready for some fun?" Liraxus pulled out a whip made of steel chains and a spike at the end.

Uh...Rox, be a tiny bit more serious.

You just did a zombie.

SANDVICH AND ME GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS.

Oh! Thanks Kaiso, i almost forgot to add a rule.

You guys can continue. *Lands in the Kingdom suddenly* All soldiers Report Note-You can all hear what i said in your minds.