Eterna

Your lithe Brazilian figure, I marvel through the days How beautiful you do become, in the wondrous sunshine rays

I think I'm a dude, I've been bottom for awhile now so I'm not really sure.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.

Drink some whale milk.

Would you feel better if she made boob jokes instead?

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OFFENDED

YOU ARE A PRETTY LADY AND I RESPECT YOU

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

I like mice. They enjoy holes just as much as I do.

WHATEV I DIDNT EVEN ASK UR OPINION OF ME THIS IS DUMB IM JUST TRYING TO FIT IN

I AM THE QUEEN

No, I am a princess.

Yay Koko I'm happy for you!

Girl girlfriend or like best friend girlfriend?

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Hurricanes are like women : when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.

NO CARPET ONLY BAMBOO SHOOTS

I eat carpet! JK

I CANT PROVIDE THAT WE NEED SOME CEASER MILLAN UP IN THIS SHIT

DAMNIT KAISO WE BRUSH U ONCE A WEEK WHAT MORE COULD U WANT!11?

Try not to ponder this too much, it will lead to madness.

HOLY SHIT

can't we just pretend, for one night, under a starry sky?

Why cella? Why?