Everything posted by Zero
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Horrible day
you would come into my thread I don't come in your thread. I post in your thread. I come... elsewhere. We all see what you did there. I haven't seen an ex in a while... Not like I had anything with my ex's. It was barely anything, so I don't care.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
If you are wondering how I am typing this while being cut in half... Who gives a firetruck? I'm divided. Anything's possible.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
Holy firetruck... That hurt.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
That was either a sex joke, or your intelligence is superior than mine... Let's just go with the latter.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
But Big Mama, my payment isn't due til Saturday
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Wanna see a magic trick?
But if you divide by me We cannot let the world end like this.
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Wanna see a magic trick?
That's not an operation table. It's a mattress with chains... Into BDSM I see?
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Wanna see a magic trick?
You can't divide by zero. Do you not own a calculator?
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What you were doing during the 9/11 attacks
Well it was a month after I left New York... so yeah. I was in school.
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AMV Requests
snHfdV3gw9Q SK3 reminded me of this song it makes me wanna cry ;;
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Post a picture of yourself!
You can see me in the closet. Wait- That didn't come out right...
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DChiuch is doing The Ugly Dance
Wow... DC could still outdance a good percentage of us. Edit: If you click Grease for front arms, it looks like he's touching himself.
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Home remedies?
My grandma used to put pennies on on foreheads to stop blood noses and headaches.
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Who has braces?
I'm supposed to get braces, but Idk. I was supposed to get them years ago, but things happen and... meh. I'm hoping I get them in the next 2 years I guess. I want them before I graduate, and have the removed before college. Blue ones hopefully.
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Now I know I'm perverted ._.
I showed this in class a few months ago. My teacher laughed. ._.
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15 facts about yourself
1. I like hanging out with women more than men 2. I hate the word 'Lol' 3. I'm learning to play the guitar 4. I'm a a slight chocaholic 5. My middle name sounds feminine in English 6. Most of my paternal side of the family aren't legal citizens 7. I wear jeans to bed 8. I've never had close friends 9. As I'm typing this, I'm 20 miles away from the Amityvilly Horror House 10. I love animals, especially dogs/wolves, pandas, and snakes 11. I'm a bit masochistic 12. I hate rap with a passion 13. I know people who know celebrities, but have never met one myself 14. I plan to get at least one tatoo on each section on my body 15. I want to marry the girl of my dreams, have kids and adopt, and give them what I never had
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Who's the stalker?
Someone's out to get you. All I know is, that the culprit has hair, a nose, and a mouth.
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Who's the stalker?
Someone's out to get Luzzee. Confess and your reward is a hug.
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Smokey gets pwned by the one and only...
God > Agent Smith > Chuck Norris > Babehs > McDonalds Empire Don't you dissobey the ranking.
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Smokey gets pwned by the one and only...
E2c32SvJf54 Agent Smith is ammused at your faith in this false deity.
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Where Jenyflo lives
I live in... oh yeah- I dun have a home >;c Adoption anyone? 8D
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Things your bad at, that most poeple are good at.
I fail at being loved. Will you love me?
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS <3
The cool thing is, it's not gay at all that he turns me on. /...sonotshot
- Hide your Pedophiles