Rebellexa

Yes, but you're still on the list. Oh yeah, you BETTER come. This was a three-way shower, remember? Off course you cant have 50 babies, that requires gratuitous amounts of energy. The kind of energy that can make 400 babies who run as fast as Kenyans. Lol, win. Powerthirst XDDD Lord, don't remind me of that -_- That we know of. You will

(Sorry, I thought you weren't taking her with you ) Zexion ran thru the portal, but disguised himself as a part of the wall to Larxene's eyes. He made sure, however, Namine wasn't affected.

I couldn't resist

(Sorry Trish, I promise we'll plan it ) Me and Squishie were oh so terrible bored. So I had an idea... (Warning, it's long. But worth it. Enjoy!) Rebellexa: Hey! I thought of something you could do Sorage55: i'm listening.... Rebellexa: Me and Trish have been meaning to plan something for weeks now Rebellexa: And you can help us do it tonight Sorage55: O_o Rebellexa: You're going to it regardless, might as well put in some input Sorage55: and so what is it that was being planned for weeks? Rebellexa: The Baby Shower that Never Was Sorage55: O_O Sorage55: WTF? Sorage55: oh wait......now I remember....-.-' Rebellexa: ^^ Rebellexa: So, where should we start? Sorage55: uhhhh idk..... Rebellexa: >D Rebellexa: I think it would primarily be mine, since poor Trish and Pao have been producing offspring with so many people no one can keep up Sorage55: I guess so. Rebellexa: And some how, defying the laws of physical science, I have managed to remain pregnant in the time it took them to produce 50+ offspring... Sorage55: yes...i've wondered why they baby isn't ut then yet. Rebellexa: Because I like it like this. >D That's why Sorage55: I belive there's an ancient Cherokee tea that can be made, used for speedy childbirths. Rebellexa: Then they're probably using that Rebellexa: Either that or they're all part rabbit. Sorage55: THEY STOLE MY RECEPIES!!! T_T Sorage55: In Cherokee Indian mythology, the rabbit is the trickster. Sorage55: Or a gambler of sorts Rebellexa: XDDDDDD Sorage55: always playing his way out of a deathly situation Rebellexa: *coughLuxy'sabunnycoughcough* Rebellexa: Anywho, you have an option. Plan the Shower or.... Sorage55: or... Rebellexa: Go baby shopping with me again >D Sorage55: Well the rabbit isn't much of a gambler THAT way, but there's another guy in Cherokee Mythology called Untsaiyi (The Gambler) He's a shape-shifter, a gambler and he's made of bronze and best friends with beavers....don't ask.... Rebellexa: I won't... Rebellexa: So what's your choice? >D Sorage55: Oh, actually he's made of Brass, not bronze Sorage55: *facedesk* uhhhhhhhhh I guess we'll plan the shower. Rebellexa: You're trying to avoid it, aren't you? Rebellexa: I'm a Zexy fangirl, I'm immune to manipulation of the mind Sorage55: crap -.-' Rebellexa: ^^ Sorage55: Then lety's plan the bloody shoer, I can't stand another shoppping trip...and neither can my wallet.... Sorage55: (typos -.-') Rebellexa: Okay! 8D Sorage55: how the Hell is a shower to be planned anyways? Rebellexa: Let's see... First we need to go shopping for all the stuff! Sorage55: O.O' wait....WHAT?! Rebellexa: (You really think I know? ) Rebellexa: ^^ Rebellexa: We need streamers, cake, crap like that. Sorage55: I'M BESEIGED! Rebellexa: We also need to figure out some games Sorage55: TRICKED! Rebellexa: So do that Rebellexa: ^^ Sorage55: FOOLED! Rebellexa: Yup Sorage55: crap -.-' Rebellexa: Soo... gimmie yer wallet Sorage55: hands over wallet in tears T_T Rebellexa: VICTORY! Sorage55: *FF victory theme plays* -.-' Rebellexa: LETS GO PICK OUT A CAKE! *grabs his arm and drags him off to Wal-Mart* Sorage55: *is grabbed and dragged along* Rebellexa: Hmmm... *is looking at the cakes* Rebellexa: OMGGASP!!*throws out arm which hits him in the stomach* Rebellexa: LOOK LOOK LOOK Sorage55: *is in pain* Sorage55: x_x Rebellexa: ORG XIII AS BABIES Rebellexa: ON A CAKE Sorage55: "crap" -.-' *looks at price tag* Rebellexa: AND A BABY-SHADES OF COLORS COLORED NOBODY SYMBOL Rebellexa: AND THE BABY XEMMY IS HITTING BABY SORA Rebellexa: THIS IS PERFECT Sorage55: "double crap" -.-' Rebellexa: *screams for a Bakery person to come* Sorage55: *triple crap* Rebellexa: *dumps wallet on counter* Sorage55: *quadruple crap* Rebellexa: *pays and orders to be delivered on.... insert day here* Rebellexa: *sweeps rest of money back into wallet and skips off with it* Rebellexa: TO THE PARTY DEPARTMENT! Sorage55: *quintuple crap* Rebellexa: Hmmm.. Rebellexa: Do you see anything baby-related? All I see is wedding crap... Sorage55: *tried to hide the entrance to the baby supply aisle* Rebellexa: Why are you freak - OMG Rebellexa: BABY SUPPLY Rebellexa: *runs past him* Sorage55: *spins ravinously as she rushes past me* Rebellexa: *pulls shopping cart out of thin air* Sorage55: *is dizzy* Rebellexa: *fills it up* Rebellexa: OOH! Rebellexa: BLACK STREAMERS! Rebellexa: OOH! BLACK BOOTIES! Sorage55: *O_e* Rebellexa: OOH! MORE BLACK BABY-RELATED DECORATION! Sorage55: *o.e* Rebellexa: ... This is gunna look more like a funeral Rebellexa: OH WELL! Rebellexa: *pulls random stuff off the shelves without even looking and throws it into the buggy* Sorage55: *(I've never been to a wedding anyways, and only witnessed two funerals in my life)* Rebellexa: (Good thing this isn't a wedding) Sorage55: (yeah -.-') Rebellexa: Ohmagad. I seem to be running out of space for more stuff. Sorage55: *"Thank god..."* Rebellexa: *sees a woman walking around with an empty buggy, which happens to be the last one* Rebellexa: Dang. Sorage55: "Well I guess this is all we can get, so sorry for the inconvience I guess were done now..." Rebellexa: *goes up to the woman and demands the buggy.* Woman: NO! I need this! Me: GIMME THAT BUGGY WOMAN IM PREGNANT HERE! CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT!? OMAHGAD PREGNANCY DISCRIMINATION!!!! Rebellexa: *woman gives up buggy in shame* Rebellexa: ^^ Sorage55: *Is about to burst into tears* Rebellexa: *starts filling that buggy up* Sorage55: o.e Rebellexa: Let's seee Rebellexa: We need this, and that, and this, some of that, Rebellexa: A few of that, this one's crap, that one, this one, some of this and that... Sorage55: *sees the buggy fill up to a sort of mountain of supplies* Sorage55: o.e Rebellexa: SAFETY PIN! *throws them in the air like confetti* Sorage55: *safety pins appear to have struck in my skin* Rebellexa: Okay, I think we're done Sorage55: *and my eyes* Sorage55: *and my mouth* Sorage55: *and the rest of my body, pretty much missing the buggy* Sorage55: *Is in immense pain* Rebellexa: ... Stop whimpering, they're safety pins Sorage55: *so....sharp....* Rebellexa: *sighs and pulls them all out* Rebellexa: Oh great! You got your blood all over them -_- Sorage55: *sees that the safety pins are made of silver* "aWWW c'mon!" Rebellexa: I would get more, but the shelves seem to be empty Sorage55: o.e Rebellexa: Gawd, do they ever restock these things? Rebellexa: Alright, I think we're done with that Sorage55: *sees a store-brand truck outside in the parking lot filled with safety pins and other baby supplies. Grabs a rocket launcher and completely blows up the truck before Rebellexa could see* Rebellexa: Now, I have to get more maternity because SOMEONE pulled a Saix last night and all of mine got shredded... *glare* Sorage55: "Yeah...I think were done heh heh..." *throws away rocket launcher...* Sorage55: o_e Rebellexa: I said done with that Rebellexa: We've got more to do Rebellexa: *drags him to maternity section* Sorage55: "HEY! Wolf's bane can only go on so long!" Rebellexa: <.< Shut up and tell me what you think Rebellexa: *15 minutes later* Sorage55: *tries to find a gun to shoot self with* Sorage55: o.e Rebellexa: NOW does this one make me look fat? Sorage55: *your pregnant lady...what do you think? >.>* "I think it looks slimming!" O_o Rebellexa: ... Aww man Sorage55: ... what happened? Rebellexa: I DONT WANT IT TO LOOK SLIMMING! Rebellexa: BEING PREGNANT GETS ME FREE THINGS AND AHEAD IN LINES Rebellexa: GAH Rebellexa: *goes back into changign room* Sorage55: O_O "uhhh...I mean....you look very fat!" Rebellexa: WHAT!?!?!? FAT!!?!? Sorage55: -.-' *crap* Rebellexa: I DONT WANNA LOOK FAT EITHER T^T Rebellexa: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! Sorage55: *tries to find more silver safety pins to kill self with* Rebellexa: AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT Rebellexa: *comes out in another shirt* How does this one look? Sorage55: O_O ummmmm.....pretty? Rebellexa: ... it's covered in pink flowers... Rebellexa: YOU THINK IT'S PRETTY?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Sorage55: err...uhhhh...ummmmm I mean..... uhhh... Rebellexa: YOU FAILED MY TEST! I WAS TESTING YOU TO SEE IF YOU KNEW MY INTERESTS Rebellexa: WELL IF YOU LIKE IT SO MUCH YOU WEAR IT Sorage55: OMG! *hides* Rebellexa: *rips it off and throws it at his head* Rebellexa: *goes back into changing room* Sorage55: *hangs it back on clothing lines* Sorage55: "Someone's gonna get half-off price for that shirt..." -.-' Rebellexa: *comes out in one that has Demon Hunter's first album art covering it* Rebellexa: What do you think NOW? Sorage55: "uhhhhh....ummmm...ermmmm...uhhh.....epic?" *flinches in a defensive position* o.e Rebellexa: YES! Good boy! Rebellexa: *gives many cookies* Sorage55: "DOGGY TREATS!" *nom* Rebellexa: *poses in a mirror* This ain't even from the maternity section - I just got two sizes too big... IT WORKS! Rebellexa: THAT MEANS I CAN GET COOL CLOTHES Rebellexa: WOOP DE WOOP Sorage55: shoop da whoop...-.-' Rebellexa: Alright... *after buying many many shirts* Rebellexa: Another thing off the checklist! Next is... food Sorage55: T_T Rebellexa: Because someone is sneaking into the house and eating all my favorite foods Rebellexa: >.> Stupid people Rebellexa: It's probably Pao... we need to ducktape her door shut at night Rebellexa: And why is it only MY stuff? Sorage55: "uhhh yeah...or put a pad lock on the refridgerator door" Sorage55: idk......envy? Rebellexa: THEYRE ALL JEALOUS Rebellexa: Just because my baby isn't named Weenus or Babysmokesalot Sorage55: ok... Sorage55: O_o Rebellexa: STUPID PEOPEL Rebellexa: *drags him off to the food section* Sorage55: indeed *whines like a dog* Rebellexa: OOoooOOOOooooOOOO *drools at all the sugar* SUGAR 8D Sorage55: T_T Rebellexa: *fills another cart that magically appeared with various cakes, candies, and other confections* Rebellexa: Ela likes teh sugar ^^ *pats stomach* Now... *looks at checklist* Rebellexa: What the crap does thirty electric toothbrushes have to do with a baby shower? Sorage55: *sees the checklist roll off a mile away from Rebellexa* "crap T_T" Rebellexa: What smoke has Trish been cracking?! Sorage55: "eh wot?" Rebellexa: Oh, there's a side note Rebellexa: "Make sure one of the toothbrushes is one of the ones that sing Jonas songs while you brush" WTF Rebellexa: Oh well Sorage55: doesn't look like either of our handwritings Rebellexa: I know Rebellexa: Trish wrote it Sorage55: ah, I see -.-' Rebellexa: *drags off to the dental hygiene section* Rebellexa: Help me find a singing toothbrush... yeah, that didn't sound weird at all Rebellexa: *scours shelves* Sorage55: *looks at the children dental section* >.> Rebellexa: *gets 29 non-singing electric toothbrushes* Rebellexa: Any luck? Sorage55: ummmm yeah *holds up brush* Rebellexa: Good! *grabs it and puts it in buggy* Rebellexa: Next is... a car battery and three bottles of engine oil? WTF? "I need work done on my car..." Rebellexa: .... What does she think we are, grocery shoppers? Rox is the one that buys the groceries -_- Sorage55: "Why have a car when I can run?" Rebellexa: Well, at least she uses the oil on her car Rebellexa: She eats the battery Rebellexa: *sighs* let's go Sorage55: "goody" -.-' Rebellexa: *does that in five minutes* Rebellexa: Next is... Rebellexa: six Gameboy DSs and 28 copies of Days? Sorage55: WTF? Rebellexa: I'm sensing multiplayer mode is one of the games at this Shower Rebellexa: Works for me! Sorage55: "don't expect me to be playin' that -.-'" Rebellexa: Okay, good, you can play the one I read about Sorage55: goody... Rebellexa: Oh, you'll LOVE it Rebellexa: Anyway Rebellexa: *staring thru the glass that keeps the games and crap locked up* Rebellexa: *there's six DS boxes and 28 Days boxes* How convienent Rebellexa: But how do we open this thing? Sorage55: uhhhhhhhhh idk Rebellexa: Screw customer support! *breaks glass* Rebellexa: *puts the stuff in the buggy* Rebellexa: Okay, next is... Rebellexa: WTF Rebellexa: Can you read this? Sorage55: Let me see... Rebellexa: *lets him see* Sorage55: *how intruiging the way this is written* Rebellexa: Oh cool! I just gave myself a hangnail 8D Sorage55: "i'm sure you don't know this language do you?" Rebellexa: HEY WAIT I THINK I GOT IT! Sorage55: goody Rebellexa: *violently snatches it from him* Rebellexa: SHE WANTS FAKES! Sorage55: "eh what?" Rebellexa: Remember that time I strapped that fake on you? (That sounded wrong) Sorage55: indeed Rebellexa: Apparently she wants the guests to feel our pain >D I love the way she thinks Rebellexa: What section would that be in? Sorage55: ......fake section? Rebellexa: I was thinking the torture section, but let's try there first Rebellexa: *goes to the fake section* Rebellexa: ... Yup, once again, you are right Sorage55: of course Rebellexa: *grabs a nine month one and straps it on Squishie* Rebellexa: Aww, you're so cute Sorage55: *is about to tear fake to shreads* Rebellexa: If you shred it, you have to buy it Sorage55: *tears it apart furiously* Rebellexa: Well, okay Rebellexa: I was going to get all 8-months, but Rebellexa: *grabs all the nine-month fakes... that takes up two more buggies* Sorage55: o.e Rebellexa: *grabs another* Rebellexa: The next is... Party Music! Sorage55: O_o Rebellexa: We need to pick out something at the party... sidenote: "I trust your judgement" Rebellexa: ... has she met me? Oh well Rebellexa: TO THE CDS! Rebellexa: *drags him off to electronics* Sorage55: *is dragged to cd's section* Rebellexa: We need some Demon Hunter, some Maylene and the Sons of Disaster... *flings CDs in buggy* Rebellexa: Then some Norma Jean, some old-school He Is Legend because the new sounds like crap... Rebellexa: Then we need some Destroy the Runner... Sorage55: .... Rebellexa: What!? I want my baby girl to be a metalhead Sorage55: Sorage55: -.-' Rebellexa: She can hear the outside world now(in fact, could since three months) so I can infect her whichever way I want 8D Rebellexa: Zexion's voice helps her sleep 8D (Since ya know, her daddeh never talks to her) Rebellexa: OOH Rebellexa: KH SOUNDTRACK! Rebellexa: *throws that in as well* Rebellexa: Hmnmm... Rebellexa: *looks right over rack of CDs with the name "Baby Shower Music on them* Rebellexa: Hmmmmmmmm..... I think that'll do it Rebellexa: *looks on list* Sorage55: are we done yet? Sorage55: -.-' Rebellexa: Almost Sorage55: Rebellexa: Almost halfway, I mean Sorage55: T_T Rebellexa: Now they need more pregnancy tests Rebellexa: Apparently they're using up the last hundred Rox got last week on the grocery run -_- Rebellexa: Darn rabbits Sorage55: have they ever even heard of condoms? Rebellexa: I doubt it Rebellexa: Sidenote: Don't get Clearblue. Said Pao wasn't pregnant and three hours later she gave birth Rebellexa: O.e Sorage55: ok then... Rebellexa: I used Clearblue O.e Sorage55: -.-' Rebellexa: Well, apparently it only detects HUMAN fetuses Rebellexa: or at least half-human Sorage55: what's wrong with werewolves? Rebellexa: THEY SHRED MY CLOTHES <.< Rebellexa: Okay, next... Sorage55: ONE TIME! Rebellexa: .... don't let it happen again, or I'm taking you for an ALL DAY nothing but clothes shopping trip Sorage55: T_T Rebellexa: And I'll bring Rox along, who by the way, tried to rape me and said your pants weren't safe two days ago Sorage55: i'd rather wear silver plae armor.... Rebellexa: Apparently he wants your body Sorage55: O_o Rebellexa: Watch out Sorage55: i'll just kill him if he tries no problem Rebellexa: Next... Rebellexa: Condoms for Rox... okay, if he uses them, who is getting - never mind Rebellexa: I'd rather not know Rebellexa: You're a dude, go get them Rebellexa: I'm a girl, and I'm pregnant, and I don't want to scar my female child for life Rebellexa: So go forth, get those nastly little err... things Sorage55: *5 seconds later* k got em' Rebellexa: Goox Rebellexa: -Good Rebellexa: Next is.... we're done! Sorage55: Rebellexa: To the food section! Sorage55: T_T Rebellexa: "We're Done" is a brand of potato chip Sorage55: O_O Rebellexa: *fills up a buggy with so-called chips* Rebellexa: Next is.... twenty king-sized bed comforters? Sorage55: looks like I gtg now, I am summoned to bed Rebellexa: Fine Sorage55: T_T ah well Rebellexa: We'll resume tomorrow 8D Sorage55: see ya Rebellexa: That was the last thing on the list anyway Rebellexa: Bye Rebellexa: 8D Rebellexa: <3 Rebellexa: >D Sorage55: tommorow is a day I am banished from the computer Rebellexa: Awww Rebellexa: I shall wait for you Sorage55: kk Rebellexa: BAI BAI <3333 Sorage55 is now offline. Messages will be delivered when they sign on to Paltalk.

Zexion landed just within viewing distance of Larxene and Namine. His face tightened as he saw the little scene. No more running. His attempt to tick Larxene off did not end as well as he planned. He quickly darkness'd right in front of Larxene as she turned around, the top of his lexicon parallel to her face.

I'll fix that.

PLEASE COMMENT! I worked so freakin' hard on this. This is my last WMM project. After this, I'm doing everything on Vegas. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFeLcfnUy4I dFeLcfnUy4I

We can pretend. *shoves a Zexy wig on him* It should. If that guy keeps messing with you, you have a right to stand up for yourself. It's not your fault his parents raised him up to be a jackass.

OMG! SQUISHIE'S IN THE BOX!? EEEP! *goes to rape him*

I told you I'd be yer personal guide. I don't know exactly what you want, so the next time we're in chat together I'll help you with anything. I warn you, though, I don't know the boundaries and vast capabillities of this thing(I don't think anyone ever will) but I'll try and help.

SCREW THE RAINBOW. GIVE THE RAINBOW A PORNO. *fail*

*sits pouting in one of the corners all alone because no one will talk to meh* ... Hmm... ... *pulls out Sorage plushie and makes it have babies*

You might coulda handled it better, but that was awesome. That's exactly what I'd do if someone insulted my besties. (Well, I'll whoop 'em with my handmade lexicon, get ahold of their arm and bite hard, dig my fingernails into their skin, and tell them to screw off). For future reference: A discreet way to cause pain(and draw blood, if you know how to do it right, like me) is to sink your fingernails in their skin and press as hard as you can. A good place is the front of the hand. Don't worry about not having razor sharp fingernails; I keep peeling mine down and I still broke skin(accidently). XDDD But seriously, I admire you for caring so much. I do the same. They can insult us all they want, but once they start talking about the people we love, it's personal. BRING IT ON, BABY! I GOT LIQUID METAL IN MY VIENS ... I'll give you a cookie if you dress up as Zexy.

Well, I'm all for ya. So what if her back is showing? Nothing else is. Where's the crime in that? I can understand why Disney would do this, though. They might be biased and paranoid from the whole "Hannah Montana" pole-dancing incident. >.>

I vote him too. ITS SETTLED THEN.

I know, but it just doesn't sit right with me that people believe something that obviously ain't true.

So am I Zexion or Dyem?

"YIII! Yeah, but BLADES! They were already - OH CRAP! I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST MESS UP MY MULLET!"

I can't believe some people are actually considering that the entire song backwards has some meaning. If you listen close, you can see(or rather hear) it's just someone trying to pull words out of it. Like those joke videos with "Misheard Lyrics". Most of the words don't even match up, and the ones that do sound too weird to be on purpose. "Ansem" doesn't sound like Ansem. Most of the stuff doesn't make sense! "We shall back"? WTF? I can understand how somebody can weave and twist meanings to this that tie into the game, I tried it myself not only with this song but a lot of the other stuff I listen to in order to get it to fit a story. But ya'll need to use some common sense. Here's an example: "I hear I was Ansem" could refer to Riku transforming into Xenahort(who took on Ansem's name and whom the Organization refers to as Ansem) when he accepted the darkness. Okay, so what's wrong with this? He knew he looked like that. He even knew it would happen before he transformed. Why would he suddenly realize it when he "hears" it from someone? It doesn't make sense. Most of the lines don't even fit together. I'm thinking about going thru and disproving every fan-heard line just to prove a point. Exactly. Is it even possible to make a song resemble a palindrome? There's no way to make a song have meanings both backwards and normal without something being screwy. You hear what you want to hear. Everyone was expecting to hear KH-related lyrics, and that's the element of it they were able to fabricate.

You'd make a great Xion. Lucky. My little band of wanna-be Org members don't even have our stuff yet. T^T

You better believe it, Yellow Leg! HAH

If you want to, you can. Just let me know who & what you want to dub via messaging. Me and Pao Pao got it.

"No... I mean like... the rest got blades, shields, guns, crap like that. We have... a book, a sitar, and cards."

"Maybe if your attention span was longer than that of a toothpick, you could be able to answer a simple question... but seriously! You smell!" Zexion said, putting emphasis on the last two words. Then he leaned back and put his hands on his hips. "...Like bimbo." Before Larxene could react, Zexion darkness'd away.

I was thinkin' maybe Dyem(deem), but I dunno.