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Well, you're definitely mental, but I don't think you're a gen.

I see 2 problems. 1) they were 8 when they joined the site. 2) Justin Beiber. The simple thought of somebody liking him makes me wanna contact god and the aliens and the zombies and see if they can move 2012 to a sooner date.

Is there seriously somebody on this site named JB lover who's turning 9 today? I have lost all faith in humanity.

Wonderful things. SK3 is capable of doing wonderful things, sora96.

You spelled "one million times" wrong.

You own an Iphone 4S? I would argue that the robots are indeed much smarter than you then. Also, you should remember that if we were to liquidate ourselves you would become an average troll, DC would become an okay admin, Kaiso's boobs would become average, and I would become the most awesomest-coolest-time-traveler-ever.

Can I be the sheriff in 2008-20010 and 2083-present?

If you are are 11 in 2011, you will be 16 or 17 in 2017, and 22 or 23 in 2023. Time travel was invented by Lord Einstein in 1954, and the time machine was perfected to the point where it could be used without temporarily paralyzing it's user in 2023. Therefore, you were 22 or 23 when time travel was useable. If you were 23 when you went back in time to kill yourself at age 17, the universe would cease to exist, and every time machine but one has special locks so that you cannot go within 1 light-year of yourself at a younger age, or anybody who has directly or indirectly contacted yourself at a younger age, or anybody who will directly or indirectly contact you at a younger age. Therefore, you could not have killed yourself or hired somebody to kill yourself.

You said he was un-cool, but that's impossible because you also said he's a nerd, and all nerds are cool.

Well, I am in 2011-2015, but then I invented time-travel and became awesome. Now it's 3023(in the present) and I'm the president of the milky-way galaxy.

is the flower from before 2023 or after? The flower before 2023 was pretty deadly. Remember how the top news story for almost 3 months was about how everybody in NYC, NY, USA, Earth got killed by a flower-bomb?

Actually, I'm currently on Pluto in the year 4000000214, which is far after the time the sun exploded and made Pluto 400 times colder, so I'm very cool right now.

Impossible. According to law #337 of the time and inter-dimensional travel laws, you can't have a clone unless you're dead.

I remember when the desk was first invented. I was there. It was my Idea to make it three-dimensional so the people of the third dimension could use it.

2017? But that was the year the first clone of Goerge Washington tried to take over the world. Were you two working together or something? I miss that guy. He was funny. RIP Goerge Washington clones 1-23

Why didn't you get me a computer that surfed the internet in the present?

It gets a bit confusing when you make all your forum posts in 2011, it's as if the order of events is completely different.

You can't replicate the 1952 pie.

Which pie and cookies? The ones from 2011, the ones from 3023, or the ones from 1952? I know you really liked those 1952 cookies, but you need to get over it, that was 2 weeks ago.

Well, he was totally a gentleman in 1652, when he saved the queen of england from a space-dragon, but he kind of acted like a doucebag in 3023 when he teamed up with that clone of hitler to try and kill a bunch of noobs just because they had bad grammar, and he never remembers to refuel the time machine when he's done using it(I wish I wouldn't have given him the password to it back in 2011, on october 19th), so I said both yes and no.

Yeah we should.

just got fuel for my time machine. I haven't been to 2044 europe, earth in a while. i think I'll go there.

No. Nerds are cool. You're not cool.

Well, then make plans to make your second trip to this spot. Eventually, you'll have enough fuel, so just decide right now that you're going to program it to come to this spot three seconds from now as soon as somebody puts in enough fuel to make a second trip.

Fine. You either need just men, just women, a man and women, or neither, so it evens out.