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So, me and my dog are getting tattoos of each others faces on our stomaches in case either of us get lost
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I want something else, to get me through this, semi-charmed kinda life
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to used the Pythagoreon Theorem on an acute triangle
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The other day I was having a hard time sleeping, so I just layed in bed and pretended to be a carrot
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When I was a kid I wanted a bike for christmas but I got a baseball glove, so I imagined it was a bike. And I rode it to school everyday. True story.
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Up creates a better love story in the first 10 minutes than Twilight did in the whole series
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I heard about these guys who got 3 years in jail for drugging and rapping a girl, they would've got six except they weren't pirating music... Merica
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Pandora Radio is probably one of my favorite things in the world