Everything posted by maurica rodriguez
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Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like m...
you know my milkshake bring the boys to the yard and chit
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Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha? Don't cha? amd das it rawr
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Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha? Don't cha? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha? Don't cha?
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the reason why i was out and chit!
well i was taken to westchestaa by a juicy man like damn gurl this papi is a hottie and chit!!. But anyways he wanted to take it to another step and i told him that he aint getting chit until he pays for my titz and chit like das it i dont get why guys dont understand that like its dumb simple and chit like pretty n pink das it. soooo who's ready for some platanos papi chulos;)
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Wepa!!! Im back and chit!! I missed y'all!! And DAS IT!
thanks gurl
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Wepa!!! Im back and chit!! I missed y'all!! And DAS IT!
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holy chit das it! Laurisse owns me 50 cents and she better give me that chit right na saying i need the money to buy my chit cuz i am classy like that and DAS IT!!
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(spoilers) do spirits evolve
yes they do mines evolve into a juicy platano and chit. das it!!
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My butt hurts.
Das it massage that chit u gotta keep it rigorous and chit I have platanos medecine here waiting for yu
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Would you like to have Sephiroth back in future Kingdom Hearts titles?
Who wouldn't want this papi in kh hearts and chit?? He looks tasty and classy naa saying he should be a stripper das it
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holy chit das it!!! new people and chit i hope some of them are strippers bout to take some to my house das it!!!
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what are latin! whatever we eat at night goes in the eggs in the morning. this morning i had half a falafel scrambled eggs! and I made some for boo this morning and he ran out. havent found the right man still! damn if you cant deal with that chit then you cant deal with me and das it.
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at the mall with my gurl natatitaculo das it piña coladas and bikinis papi das it
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What will you name your Dream Eaters?
I want to name my dream eaters and chit wth very classy names like papi,wepa,platano, an chit like dat and dat it
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What did you do in this 'extra day'?
i did something special and chit i cooked 29 juicy platanos invited my friend laurisse and called 29 strippers to my house DAS IT!!
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I've beaten pretty much everyone on this site on Mario kart 7 except for 1 person. Which is the h...
hell yeah gurl!! yu know like is fun to use platanos and chit ! like when i hit the platanos i spin like a butterfly in the air and chit i be like WEPA BABY! and das it is not my fault i am classy
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I've beaten pretty much everyone on this site on Mario kart 7 except for 1 person. Which is the h...
mira papi u will win if yu play with me and chit like i play classy yu know i be standing there very classy in the middle of the road taking the platanos yu papis be putting in the road and chit and u guys pass by me i will be like hey papi !! das it papi i play classy
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Laurisse is coming over and chit i better hide my yellowtails cuz she drinks them all and i need to save them until my papis come and we have lots of fun and chit and DAS IT!
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What kind of animals would you like to see as dream eaters
i want a juicy platano dream eater and chit and DAS IT!!
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ILL see everyone tomorrow, Have a goodnight.
i will make you platanos when u see me ok papi and chit? das it!