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Not sure how I survived that dream. There were lots of people with swords who didn't like me for some reason.
Dave repliedWhen fighting Moriarty: taunt him by saying he's no Holmes. It'll throw off his entire strategic game plan and make him beserk instead.
When fighting Morgoth, remember that you're not a Noldor, and you can still call on the Valar. Just summon Ulmo or Tulkas, they'd love to take a shot at him.
When fighting Morgana... I've actually got nothing for that one. Just hit her with a light arrow and then use the megaton hammer.
Zola repliedYes! I will remember this for next time, Dave! Valar, mind games, and light arrows. This should be interesting!
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Will I get in trouble with animal rights people if I gene splice one of those furless cats to make it glow on the dark?
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And so it was that the bots did again find a foothold in the land.
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That doughnut had an aftertaste reminiscent of a rubber eraser.

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I have revised my top three dislikes. 1- Swimsuit shopping 2- Formaldehyde 3- Idiots (definition withheld). In other words, I would rather sniff formaldehyde with idiots than go swimsuit shopping.
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Don't forget gummy lobsters. I was going to invent them, but the Canadians beat me. I forgive them.
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Aw! I got on here, hoping my homework would just disappear. The results were disappointing.