Grotesquery

Are you serious? Just one is almost too much for me!

"Applaud, friends. The comedy is over." ~Beethoven

Wow. Wow. Okay, let me set something straight for you. Roadside cones are not triangles, they are cones. Also, they are inanimate objects. They cannot harbor ill intent towards anything as you claim, because they do not possess sentience. That being said, they are completely indistinguishable from squares or circles. As such, they are all equal. And I'm offended you would claim otherwise. STOP REINFORCING NEGATIVE STEREOTYPES. NOT ALL TRIANGLES ARE EVIL, AND THIS IS NOT OKAY.

People have brightened the image, and discovered this: In both the edited picture and the original one, you can faintly make out the word "Nightmare". Just thought I'd share.

Meanwhile, Agnostic Bale still hasn't decided whether he should visit or not, Muslim Bale is plotting to blow up the hospital, and Westboro Baptist Bale is outside carrying a sign that reads: "God Hates Shooting Victims".

Nothing. These people do not exist, therefore this situation could never occur.

Cory in the House doesn't need a second season, but it does need a reboot. It will be called Cory in the House: Brotherhood, and will follow the Manga storyline to a tee. Cory will finally reach an epiphany in the final episodes, just in time to stop the Juicer from absorbing the souls of the innocent and becoming a living god.

Welcome, my name is Arcmin. It is highly unlikely that you will ever see me here again(I don't really do anything), so let me take this opportunity to say that you are a nice person and will most likely have a very successful future. I hope you enjoy your time here, Keyblade Master Aqua.

There is simply nothing to enjoy here at all.

If Roxas defeated Riku then he would have gone to fight the organization. After getting pwned by Xemnas, he probably would have been destroyed or had his memories reset. So yeah, Sora would have been pretty much screwed.

Thanks.

To be more specific I am Kirakin, meaning I identify as Kira and believe that we share the same soul. Actually, no. I really am just Kira.

In a recent Joystiq exclusive interview with the director of Super Smash Bros., Masahiro Sakurai was asked about the status of his relationship with Square Enix, and whether or not third party characters were under consideration for future DLC patches. "Sakurai: We would certainly like to see Smash Bros. appeal to as wide an audience as possible. We understand the desire for certain characters to appear in the game, regardless of how unlikely their chances may be. I'm afraid I am partly responsible for the way things have become, as the inclusion of Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl has led to many people holding unrealistic expectations for future Smash contestants. That being said, I also appreciate people's capacity to dream, and I can definitely relate to wanting something, despite all the odds being stacked against you. But, there's seriously a limit between dreaming and being beyond hope. Guys, Sora will never be in Smash. Cloud will also never be in Smash. By the way, Tetsuya is a jerk. He used to tease me in Japanese school. Well who's laughing now. I control one of the most popular games in the world and you don't get to be a part of it because you're a dork. So take your stupid hair and go back to the boonies, I rule the school now. Because I built MY kingdom on rock and roll, and I'm not talking about Megaman. He's new. So, yeah, I think Sora is a definite possibility." As you can plainly see, this all but confirms Sora's eventual inclusion in the new Smash Bros. Also I am Kira. (There. Are you happy now, Nomura? It's like the blind prophet always said, if you can't beat em join em. And I'm going big cause I ain't going home, NOT NOW, NOT TODAY CAUSE I GOT SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR Happy Easter. )

Oh please, do not let this become a thing. All these people trying to one-up each other in who can inspire the most umbrage, it's going to get old so fast I can't even fathom the speed. SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS. SAVE US FROM THE NOTHING WE'VE BECOME.

I think I've finally realized the brilliance of these posts! By impersonating Nomura and going on a tirade of failed troll attempts, he is in fact trying to convey the message that Nomura himself is a troll to his entire fanbase! After all, what else could he be after constantly ret-conning important plot-points, flat-out ignoring certain characters(Kairi, Donald and Goofy recently, and most importantly Pluto), as well as introducing TIME TRAVEL of all things!? I take it back! I take back every bad thing I've said about Nomura(both of them!)! This man is a genius in the making(one of them!)! gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

Hah. What a spectacle. Do you even know why you said that, hmm? Trying to bother someone, maybe stir up some controversy? Or perhaps you were just bored? You must have quite an excuse for wasting everyone's time. Let me tell you something, kid. There are literally almost 8 billion people in this world, and out of those teeming masses, what do you think the odds are that someone has done something more productive and meaningful than you? They're not just high, I can guarantee you with utmost certainty that practically everyone in the world is doing something more worthwhile than you. Go ahead, say it doesn't matter to you. But you can't deny what you are. Regardless of whatever words you and I share, the painful truth is that you can never change the insignificant thing your life has devolved into. Do you feel glad? Knowing that the rest of your life will be spent working a dead end job and paying for people that don't even like you? If you do, then you're an even bigger freak than I thought. So go ahead. make your jokes. But when the chips are down and life comes back to wear on you again, I can guarantee you won't be laughing anymore. Have a nice life, and don't let the door hit you on the way out. P.S, I didn't mean any of that. I'm just really bored. P.S.S, I'm also sorry if you took that seriously.

Huey smiled at Henrietta's words. "Anything? Well now, that's quite a big promise. I don't think you really know what it means, do you?" Huey's tooth ached once more. "It's okay though, I like you. I like you all a lot. So I'll do some very nice things for you." Huey smiled once again. "Do lead the way. I'd very much like to see what you have in mind for poor, helpless little Huey."

Huey smiled at Henrietta innocently. "Of course! That just depends on what your definition of a "scene" is. If it's what I think it is, then I should probably just stop talking altogether."

"Laundromat! That sounds like an utterly fantastic idea. You know, I was planning on going there anyway." Huey looked down and realized his suit was still dirty. This made him frown, but he managed to pick himself up again. That was a figure of speech. He didn't actually fall down at all. "Alright, everyone. Got your water? Yes, no? Well, too bad. Because it's not for sale anymore."Huey grabbed a bottle from one of the large packages on his right shoulder. "You people seriously need to look into opportunity cost." Huey smiled as he uncapped the bottle and began to drink with a smug expression on his face.

Arcmin: ... Hey, Sora? Are you crying too? Sora: ... Yes. Don't tell anyone or I'll kill you. Arcmin: I think we're starting to get along.

Huey returned, carrying several large packages of bottled water. Upon seeing a bunch of people gathered around in front of the library, his face lit up. "Hey!" He called out. 'You must be the guys who helped all these people out. You know, that's real swell. But I bet you guys worked up quite a thirst in that big burning building, am I right? I think I am." Huey put down the water, and grabbed a bottle for himself. "Heck, I didn't even do that much and I'm still pretty thirsty! How about it, hmm? Don't worry, I'm not charging anything for em'. At least not right now."

“Would you like to hear what I desire very much? A wide, green plain and a marble throne amongst the grass. A box to play beautiful music while I rest. The wind will stop for only but a moment, and then I will know what it means to be truly alone. There will be no cars, no lights, no animals. No people. Just the wind, and I.”

Right when Huey was still in the middle of his joke, he heard a sigh aimed at him not far from where he sat. "Hey!" He said, briefly diverting his attention from his enraptured audience of two barely lucid adults and a collapsed group of kids. "I'm just adding a little levity! Besides, as you may not have realized, I am a completely innocent bystander with no real significant powers whatsoever..."Huey was going to say something else but realized the person was no longer standing there. Huey shrugged turned back and continued from where he left off. "Well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to get you guys some water or something. I'm gonna go to the store!" Huey stood up and began to walk away. However, he turned back and looked at the elderly gentleman. "You want anything, Paul? A sandwich? Some greeting cards?" Paul didn't say anything because he was still kind of woozy. Huey shrugged once more and kept walking.

Huey looked at the crumpled bodies lying on the floor, satisfied with himself. "Hmm... one, two... seven! I'd say that's good enough." Huey had saved several people from a fiery death, and he was feeling pretty good about that. He had brought them outside the building to rest and get some fresh air. Huey could still sense several people collapsed from oxygen deprivation on the second floor, as well as others that seemed to be there to rescue them. "Hmm, I bet that second floor used to be a great place! But now, it needs help..." Huey thought very hard about how to get to the second floor. He felt a dull ache in the back of his mouth. A small smile crept up on his face. "Oh, shush..." He whispered softly. "You'll get your moment soon, my dear... my precious, sweet... Laughing Lion..." Suddenly, an idea popped up in the back of Huey's mind. "Oh, okay." He said, having finally found a way out of his predicament. Huey sat down. "I'll just stay here. That's pretty easy." Suddenly, one of his new "friends" began to stir, an elderly gentleman who looked like he had a good sense of humor. "Oh, hey! You're just in time to hear my new joke! I came up with it while I was saving your life. Alright, so, a nurse, a lawyer, and a pyromaniac walk into a bar..."