Happy 15th anniversary, I'm so glad my series has gone on for this long. To celebrate we decided to release 1.5 and 2.5 on the playstation 4 so plz play this whilst you wait for kingdom hearts 3. Development is going smoothly
April
KH3 will have a huge presence at this year's E3. Development is going smoothly
May
I hope you all look forward to more KIngdom Hearts 3 news next month. Development is going smoothly
June
*Gets up on stage at E3 whilst a KH3 logo is in the background
Development is going smoothly
*drops mic
July
I know many of you were outraged by my actions at this year's E3, but please rest assured that the development of Kingdom Hearts 3 is going smoothly. Please play 1,5+2.5 like I've been begging you to do for the past 3 years until more information comes out
August
Development is not going smoothly. It is going
September
Development is now going
October
I promise there will be more information in the coming months, development is going smootie
I mean Smoothly
November
It has been a year since the release of Final Fantasy 15. The game that could have put me on the map and given me some respect, instead I'm known for making children's games about friendship and light. I drew all your damn characters Kitase and you won't even let me direct 1 FF game?
Oh and before I forget
Development is going silky smooth
December
You wanted non stop news and this is what you got. Now let me make games that I never will release in peace.
January 2018
I am glad to announce that Tetsuya Nomura has been fired from Square Enix. Tabata shall now direct every single game of ours, including all parts of the Final Fantasy 7 remake, Kingdom Hearts 3,4 and 5, Crisis Core HD, FFX-3, FF13-4, FF6 remake, FF1 remake, FF9 remake, Persona 6, Hitman 100003430 and Star Ocean 6.
February
"Development is going smoothly"
March
Happy 15th anniversary, I'm so glad my series has gone on for this long. To celebrate we decided to release 1.5 and 2.5 on the playstation 4 so plz play this whilst you wait for kingdom hearts 3. Development is going smoothly
April
KH3 will have a huge presence at this year's E3. Development is going smoothly
May
I hope you all look forward to more KIngdom Hearts 3 news next month. Development is going smoothly
June
*Gets up on stage at E3 whilst a KH3 logo is in the background
Development is going smoothly
*drops mic
July
I know many of you were outraged by my actions at this year's E3, but please rest assured that the development of Kingdom Hearts 3 is going smoothly. Please play 1,5+2.5 like I've been begging you to do for the past 3 years until more information comes out
August
Development is not going smoothly. It is going
September
Development is now going
October
I promise there will be more information in the coming months, development is going smootie
I mean Smoothly
November
It has been a year since the release of Final Fantasy 15. The game that could have put me on the map and given me some respect, instead I'm known for making children's games about friendship and light. I drew all your damn characters Kitase and you won't even let me direct 1 FF game?
Oh and before I forget
Development is going silky smooth
December
You wanted non stop news and this is what you got. Now let me make games that I never will release in peace.
January 2018
I am glad to announce that Tetsuya Nomura has been fired from Square Enix. Tabata shall now direct every single game of ours, including all parts of the Final Fantasy 7 remake, Kingdom Hearts 3,4 and 5, Crisis Core HD, FFX-3, FF13-4, FF6 remake, FF1 remake, FF9 remake, Persona 6, Hitman 100003430 and Star Ocean 6.
Edited by Barry Bacon Allen