Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but then real resurrected Roxas killed luckey charm for wishing him to die

I wish kh13 dies (oh noz, somebody corrupt this quick!)

Granted, but then an even better kh13 was made

I wish for a scanner

Granted, but it exploded.

I wish to get rid of my liver disease (LIE)

Granted, but you get lung cancer afterwards

I wish for a big pie to blow up in my sister's face.

Granted, but then rats came and ate her face off O.o

I wish i ha something to eat

granted wish, but then some bug's come out

 

 

I wish Roxas would die and never came back to life

Granted, but now his soul is haunting you

I wish I had a Ventus puppy~

Granted but the puppy got hit by a truck

I wish to be as funny as Jimmy Fallon

Granted but then you lose your voice

 

I wish Roxas would get out of my life!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but then Ven came into your life and since he and Roxas look alike, well you get the picture.

I wish I had never posted that pic of myself in that thread where you post pics of yourself.

Ignore this please. Laptop is being stupid and made me double post

Granted, but then someone get's inside your house and take's a pic.

 

I wish that ven got out of my life and everyone from kh was out of my life, everyone but Riku

Granted, but Riku left with his friends cuz he cares for them

I wish I had ripe paopu fruit that didn't get old and moldy

granted, but then someone take's it

 

I wish I had a lucky charm

Granted, but you accidentally broke it (I broke my lucky charm OTL)

I wish Luckey Charm loves Roxas

Granted, but then she loved Roxas so much he pulled a restaining order on her

I wish for some ranch to eat with my pizza

Granted, but then it's puppy pea.

 

I wish my friend would stop playing match maker

Granted, but you started to play it instead

No wish...

I wish to kill Kaiba

Granted, but then Mokuba had ninja assasins kill you for killing his big brother

I wish for some warm gloves

granted, but then you die with them on

 

 

 

 

I wish 4 a keyblade

Granted, the heartless swarm you and you die.

 

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but they're useless

I with i had some chocolate

Granted, but there 5 weeks over due

 

 

 

i wish heartless killed roxas

(What's with this Roxas-killing obsession?)

Granted, but Xion kills the heartless and you as the one who tell the heartless to do that, and it turns out Roxas just passed out not died so he awakes, and since at that time Roxas is still too important for organisation, they protect him not to let anyone kill him, and he's so selective to food and will know if something's wrong with his ice-cream so you can't poison him, and he got dual zero gear keyblade that will kill heartless at the most ease, so you can't kill him with heartless, and he reaches level 99+99 so he could beat even Ansem, and everything tries to kill him will be slashed in the very minute he sees them, before they do.

 

Yeah, try to find a loophole from that.

 

I wish I've never posted this post