Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

@ SLH: Granted but Bowser killed you by using a game hack.

 

@ Guillus: Granted but they didn't like you so they attacked you instead.

 

I wish for world peace

Granted but then aliens invaded the world and we couldn't attack them since there was a non-weapon campaign

I wish to be able to pop in anywhere

Granted, but you would literally pop so you died the first time you did it.

 

I wish we had teleporters for transportation, there was a sufficient amount so there wouldn't be crowding, and no one would be morphed together because of an accident.

Granted but then the teleporters exploded

I wish to have the Heartless by my side

granted, but you are in soviet russia, where you don't kill heartless, heartless kill you

 

i wish i had fairy god parents.

Granted, but they rape you in your sleep

 

i wish for kairi to be me gf P:

granted, but she is secretly a man.

 

I wish I could juggle blindfolded

"granted, but you juggled chainsaws and cut your head off "

 

i wish xemnas was mansex

Granted but then you have a villan as your brother.

 

I wish god would make me a bird, so i could fly far, far away.

granted, but the electric fences are higher than they look

 

i wish 3D TVs would explode (i hate 3D)

Granted But lighting stuck you and you fell in the ocean

I wish dinosaurs were real and I could tame them.

granted, but the electric fences are higher than they look

 

i wish 3D TVs would explode (i hate 3D)

 

Awe Man... You got him before I did? Damn!

i wish to have the powers of light from death note

Granted, But you ended up just like he did. (NO SPOILER FOR YOU!)

 

I wish I was the stig.

Granted, BUT YOU DIED IN A FLAMING CAR CRASH. hudson, RIP

I wish you knew how to play this game.

i wish i was able to to have a power level over 9'000

Granted, but then i killed you for not granting my wish.

 

I wish i had smarticles.

SORRY GRANTED BUT YOY HAD TO MUCH AND YOU EXPLODED

You have to grant AND MAKE A WISH.

 

I wish digi would come back and give me orphan meat...

ok granted but she left again in the first day ok my wish

The whole world sucked it, but then it fell off.

 

I wish you guys would edit your posts instead of double posting.

okay f**king levi aka mansex did that sorry

 

granted, but it was levi

 

i wish for pizza that would not been ate by you.

Granted, But i had to eat you instead.

 

I wish you tasted better...

Granted,but i have the taste of pebnut bubber THEN I EAT BAMAN

i wish for that teddy bear on CHAOSXS avvy