Not really sure if someone already did something like this but that's besides the point. Okay now this is something I got from another website I'm on. The idea is grant a person their wish but you gotta twist it around in some way then after that you make your own wish like:

 

Person 1: I wish I could fly

Person 2: Granted but you got caught in the engine of a plane

I wish I have unlimited tacos

 

It's a game of wishes and corruptions that never ends!!!

The only rules is to follow the ToS, be nice to others as possible, and keep cussin' to a minimun or you shall face the wrath of my cuss cup! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

Now I'll start it off :

 

I wish I had laser vision

Granted, but you kept losing

I wish for an Ipod

Granted but it ran out of power

I wish for a random hot guy to kiss me on my lips.

Granted but it was a dream

I wish I have some sort of super power to do all of my homework in 4 seconds

Granted, but all of the answers were wrong

I wish I could make an epic jet out of scrap metal

Granted, but the scrap metal was deathly sharp.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but.. well, it falls

I wish this thread is locked [jkjk iluv this thread]

Granted, but a mod unlocked it.

I wish someone would grant a good wish.

granted but it was so good that the world exploded

I wish to become Crush 40's drummer

granded but you banged your head on the drums

i wish for nothing

HAAAAAA!!!!!

Granted but you wanted a wish and then you killed yourself

I wish to be the douche of KH13.com

Granted, but you were too much of a douche so you got banned.

I wish for a yummy chocolate chip cookie that's fresh from the oven~

Granted, but you dropped it in the toilet.

I wish for a wish.

Granted but it got corrupted by Aqua7KH

I WISH MY WISH WILL NOT GET CORRUPTED!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted but you wanted it to be corrupted so you'll wish for another wish later.

I wish to stop 2012

Granted, but your wish was useless, because 2012 is not real.

I wish to get my wish corrupted.

Granted but then you wanted chocolate (out of ideas)

I wish to have Buu's Chocolate Beam technique

(ahhh... you didn't corrupt my wish! I wanted my wish to be corrupted, yet you didn't corrupt it, by corrupting it. In other words, you cannot corrupt my un-corruptable wish, in which can not be corrupted, even though you corrupted my wish, hence the name of the thread: "Corrupt a wish.")

 

Granted, but it turned out to be Chocolate w/ Sprinkles Beam Attack!

I wish for someone to find a way to corrupt this wish, even though it is un-corruptable.

Granted but later you wanted it un-corruped Muahahaha

I WISH THAT

my uncle will get out of jail

Granted but Corrupted 'cause the police found out that she killed another man. (kidding)

I wish I would take over Nomura's body and mind >

Granted but you wanted to invest in Super Mario and you joined Nintendo.

I wish for no uncorruptable wishes. HA!

Granted, but you you regretted making your wish

I wish for a white liger!!!

 

As a side note for the ones that are making wishes that are or are not uncorruptable please stop. It can get a bit confusing and I don't want my brain to 'splode lol

Granted but it was black ()

I wish to be as annoying as Nappa on TFS Abriged Parody

Granted, but you were so annoying that you got locked up in a loony bin

I wish for laptop that has an epic KH design

Granted but when you brought it to school, your laptop dissapeared

I wish to become the best Counter Strike player of all time

Granted, but you were so good that you were banned fromplaying any multiplayer game

I wish for a hobo costume